Anything for Love Page #3

is narrow

the playing field,

okay?

For instance,

you don't want a guy

that doesn't

submit a photo.

Total red flag.

And you don't want a guy

that looks too polished.

He's obviously used Photoshop

or is way too into himself.

But, but...

Same goes

for this guy...

This guy... him...

- Wait...

- And him.

Yeah... also, him.

Okay,

now we're left with a doctor

and a lawyer.

I mean, it wouldn't hurt

to take both of them

out for a little test drive.

I don't know, there's something

about that one.

See, there's something

in his eyes.

He looks...

He looks sincere.

Okay...

Now we just wait and see

if he wants to meet you.

Okay.

Which he will. Yeah.

Hello, Mildred.

Hey, babe.

Aw, hon,

is your arthritis

acting up again?

Yeah.

Let me see.

Whoever marries you

is going to be the

luckiest girl on earth.

Thanks, Millie.

Don't worry.

You'll find her.

Oh, Mr. schmidt's

at it again.

Send a rescue party

if I'm not back in five.

Be a sweetheart.

Would you enter

this guy for me

while you're at it?

You got it!

Say hi.

Dr. Pearson,

please report to emergency.

Call me crazy,

but those don't look

like cardiac patients to me.

Shh, shh, shh!

These are my matches.

What, from your dating website?

Uh-huh.

Sweet!

So...

All of these women

want to date you?

Yes.

I guess

not all women

are into money

and status after all.

Looks like telling

the truth pays off,

doesn't it?

Well, my apologies.

I was dead wrong.

Look at

that dental hygienist.

Wow... those

are not real.

What?

No. Look it...

No one has teeth

like that.

They've got

to be capped.

This lawyer's cute.

Naw, no, you want

something more fun.

Yeah, like this one.

Are you serious?

Yeah, that's classy.

Whoa, how about

this executive assistant?

Maybe...

There's something

in her eyes.

I mean, she looks

way different

than the rest

of them, right?

It's like she has

something... real,

like she would want to do

the things that I want to do...

Like camping and baseball...

Knitting.

Look at this!

She loves dogs.

She said, "I had a great Dane

when I was a kid."

How about that?

Must be kismet.

Well, you've got to

start somewhere, right?

I'm keeping this.

Strike paragraph 75,

part b, subpart three.

We've never dealt away

our right of first refusal

in a deal like this,

and we don't intend to.

But the letter of intent

clearly states...

Katherine!

Ms. Benson,

you have an urgent phone call.

Take a message.

But it's your doctor...

Calling with the results.

Results?

Katherine, hey,

if you have a medical matter

you have to attend to...

No, I'm fine,

thank you.

Um...

Oh!

Oh, those results.

Okay, um...

One moment, gentlemen.

Now, don't panic.

Play it cool.

I am a seasoned negotiator.

I don't play it cool.

I am cool.

Katherine Benson here.

Wait, who?

I am Debbie celvin...

The assistant

to Katherine Benson,

who I am not.

Hi!

I am Jack.

We... we matched

on head over heels for you.

Hi! Yes.

- Hi, Jack.

- It's him!

I know!

Hello?

Is... is anybody there?

Sorry,

I'm a little...

Unprepared.

This is the first

time I've ever done

any Internet dating thing.

Me too! I know.

It's crazy, huh?

I know.

What people won't

do for love.

I don't mean love,

necessarily.

Not yet anyway.

Maybe not ever!

I get,

i get what you mean.

I mean, no pressure.

We'll just meet in person,

and just take it from there,

see how it goes.

Great.

Exactly. Perfect.

He's nice!

So I was wondering, um,

are you free

this Saturday night?

I know this really great place

I think maybe we could go...

This Saturday?

Um...

I would have

to check my schedule.

Works for us.

Me. Alone.

Except hopefully with you

at the time of the date.

Maybe not like a "date date,"

but...

Okay!

Where should I pick you up?

You know,

it'd be better

if I met you.

Okay.

How's 7:
00,

950 South halstrom sound?

7:
00.

That is a definite...

"Can do."

'Kay, bye.

Okay, bye.

It's not easy

being you.

Okay.

You're not wearing

your business suit, are you?

No.

I bought jeans.

You didn't press them,

did you?

Of course not.

And what about

your hair and makeup?

What about them?

Honestly?

Uh...

Your hair looks like

a German world war ii helmet,

and you're way too heavy

on the makeup.

It's very intimidating to men.

Yeah, okay.

Gotta go.

Debbie?

Hi, uh, Debbie?

Yes! Hi!

That's...

Yeah, I'm Debbie.

That's me. Hi.

I'm Jack.

Come on in!

Are you ready

to have some fun?

Uh... yeah.

Well, yeah.

Mm, smell those brats.

Is that

what that is?

Right here.

Okay.

Hey, Jack!

This your old lady?

Uh, no.

Just a friend.

Well, any friend

of yours...

Is a friend

of ours.

Okay, guys.

Just... let's

keep it clean.

I'm sorry

about the rentals.

I forgot to mention to you

we were bowling,

or you could've brought

your own.

Oh...

Um...

I have socks.

Let me help you

with this one.

Okay.

Okay.

You've got this.

Just have fun,

and give it your best shot.

Right.

Fun.

Fun...

Oop...

Oh!

Player down in Lane four.

Ow!

Oh, no!

Did you get hurt?

My elbow!

Ow, this one.

I got you, I got you.

Yeah!

It's good.

I like that.

That's good.

Okay.

Come on, Deb.

You can do this.

You got this!

Shh!

Come on, Debbie!

Let her concentrate!

Come on...

Come on.

There we go!

Amazing! Wow!

Nice work!

Very good!

Very good.

Well!

Nicely done.

Very nice of the guys

to give this to me.

Yeah... it was.

Here, let me

give you your coat.

Oh.

Is it still hurting?

Yeah...

When I bend it.

Wiggle your fingers

a bit.

Does that hurt?

No.

Is there any numbness

or tingling?

Um...

Tingling.

Uh-huh.

It's definitely not broken.

Well, you would know.

If you ice it tonight

and some ibuprofen,

it'll feel better.

Okay.

So, what do you do

as an executive assistant?

I work for the president

of a real estate

investment firm.

The president.

You must be good.

I am. I am.

Your boss,

what is he like?

He is a she,

and...

She helped build

the company

from the ground up.

Wow, that's impressive.

Is she married?

No. Why?

I don't know.

You hear about

these business executives

that just work

and work,

and they have no time

for family

or for social life.

I mean, that's got

to take a toll

on relationships.

Yeah, Katherine's

not really like that.

That's good.

This is me here.

That is you.

Yeah.

I really like your hair

like... like that.

Thank you!

I'll be sure to wear it

like this next time.

I'm...

I'm not assuming...

I really hope

there is a next time.

I do, too.

"Debbie."

"Roses are red

and violets are blue,

"not even pros

can throw a strike like you.

Jack."

That's terrible.

What's terrible?

Oh, spilled some water.

Oh, things are going well

with Charles, I see.

Things with Charles

could not be

going any better.

Excellent.

Keep up the good work.

What are these things?

Oh, those are

for Debbie.

They put them

in here by mistake.

That guy needs

a new florist.

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