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so I've rented his apartment.

Anyway, what have you been up to

since you dumped me?

Come on, still not fully recovered?

Give me a break, it was six years ago.

And by the way...

you're not all that awesome. Cheers!

Jerk.

Idiot.

- What do you want?

- Jeez, bad mood?

Sophie's not answering her phone.

She's probably still asleep.

- Could you wake her up?

- Danny, she just went to bed.

Yeah, OK, great, thanks. Please wake her up.

She's sleeping, call back later.

OK, later.

"You were lots of fun as usual..."

Hi, this is Sophie's voicemail.

You know what to do.

Call Daan, he's looking for you. Kiss.

Hello, I'm Iris, your personal assistant.

To start, please say your name

Speak loudly and clearly.

Unknown. Say your name again.

- Anna.

- Hello Anna, ask your question.

I feel like something the cat dragged in...

Cat:
tomcat or housecat.

Felic Catus is one of

the oldest domesticated animals.

The domesticated cat

belongs to the family Felidae.

Next question.

Who was the founder of psychoanalysis?

The founder of psychoanalysis was Sigmund Freud.

And when was Freud born?

Sigmund Freud was born on May 6, 1856.

Oh, rats.

Ren? Descartes is particularly known for

his method of doubt.

A way to find the truth...

by systematically doubting everything.

By eliminating all beliefs

or forms of knowledge...

that could give rise to even a hint of doubt...

Descartes hoped to discover pure,

indubitable truths.

Knowledge is primarily based on

sensory perceptions.

But the senses are too unreliable...

"Hello Anna, do you have a question?"

Miss?

I understand that there are more important things

in life than Ren? Descartes...

but not in this lecture.

Were you able to follow along?

- Yes.

- Then you will be able to share with us...

what Descartes meant by...

Dubium Sapientiae Initium.

"Doubt is the origin of all wisdom."

Doubt is the origin of all wisdom.

That is correct, Miss...

Anna.

Anna. Now please pay attention to the lecture.

According to Descartes, The first truth...

to be proved by the method of doubt...

was his famous saying Cogito Ergo Sum.

I think therefore I am.

Hello Anna, do you have a question?

Miss Anna, would you please turn in your phone?

- But I...

- Otherwise I must ask you...

to leave this lecture hall.

You can pick it up this afternoon.

The test of methodical doubt.

Come in.

Miss Anna...

So far you've had nothing but failing grades.

What's going on?

I'm having a bit of a difficult time. My brother...

Difficult time?

I graduated during the war.

On the morning of my final examination

I heard that my sister and father...

had been killed by the militia.

Nevertheless I graduated with honors.

So don't come to me with this nonsense

about getting bad grades...

because you're having a difficult time.

The more means of communication people

have available to them...

the less they communicate.

I don't want to see this thing

in my lecture hall again, Miss Anna.

- Have a good day.

- The same to you.

Come in.

"Smith & Wesson 686.357 Magnum designed 1988,

weight 1.3kg, barrel 150mm."

Good morning, Anna.

Did you sleep well?

Ask your question.

Hey, gimme that.

- Where is Sophie?

- Come on, move it.

Sophie?

Get out!

Let me see that.

Bye.

Hello?

It's Liesbeth...

- Who is this?

- Please come.

Quick. I need to talk to you.

I don't want this...

Is this 112? Hello? Hello?

No, this is not 112.

Who is this?

Is this 112?

No, but I would like to know...

Jesus Christ, stop...

Hello Anna, do you have a question?

God, you are awful!

And none of this I'm-naked-so-I'm-innocent crap.

- What are you talking about?

- Take a good look, because that's me...

really hilarious.

- How did you get that?

- You sent it to me.

- No.

- Not only me, but all my friends...

my family, all of my co-workers...

Why didn't you just post it on YouTube?

Sophie, I didn't send this. Why would I?

43 stupid comments. Shall I read them?

"A real teacher's pet."

"Psycho-fcking-analysis."

Oh, and here's my personal favorite:

"One girl, one teacher."

- Sorry, but this is not funny.

- I did not send that clip. Why would I?

You heard my voicemail, didn't you?

I've been here lying to Daan for you.

Take a shower, you stink!

Damn.

Sophie!

Son of a...

Can I help you?

I've got this app that I can't get off my phone.

May I have a look?

- Which app is it?

- Iris.

I don't see any Iris.

Gijs, do you have a sec?

Could you wait just a minute?

I know who sent that clip.

This thing. Iris.

Iris?

I have no idea who installed

this thing on my phone.

Are we OK?

I have a class.

Descartes saw the human body

as a mechanical system...

in which perceptions are simply transmitted...

to the brain.

The concept of 'being on time'

is an example of such a perception.

The brain is an exceptionally complex organ...

consisting of billions and billions of neurons.

Taken together, this system lets us think...

feel...

and it imbues us with consciousness.

Without a doubt, the human brain...

is the most complex structure in the universe.

Who's the funny guy?

Well?

Dammit!

And can I count on good grades?

What did you have in mind?

Beautiful tie.

Which jerk is responsible for this?

This is what I meant.

Hello, Anna.

The procedure went well.

Do you think he'll be able to walk again?

His mobility will definitely improve.

But to what extent...

we'll just have to wait and see.

Knowing Stijn, he'll probably want to

be back on his motorcycle by tomorrow.

But who am I to talk? I kept riding,

even after the accident.

If he's able to ride his bike again,

then I'll buy him a new helmet.

Bye, Anna.

- See you soon.

- Bye.

Hey, did you hear that?

Hey, give me your phone.

Why?

- Look, you have it too.

- What do you mean, I have it too?

Look, this thing, that's what I mean...

I have a surprise for you!

Come watch.

Do you want to film something?

Come on, grab your phones.

OK, this is going to be something else.

Come on, grab your phones!

Is this 112? Hello? Hello?

I bought this here, I want to exchange it.

- What's wrong with it?

- It's acting weird.

I just want a different one.

- Do you have your receipt?

- It's less than a month old.

It's used.

Hmm, I'll give you 100 euros for it.

That's crazy.

It's fine.

- Do you want another model?

- Yes.

You can have this one for 150 euros

plus your old phone.

Does it have any apps?

No, it's new and unlocked.

Anna, it's a rip-off.

Switch your SIM card?

And another one for this one also.

Switch the SIM card.

That'll be 100 plus 150...

including tax... 250 euros.

Debit?

Anna!

All of my pictures and contacts

were on that phone.

Be glad. That thing was infected.

Infected?

What the hell?

A severely traumatized refugee from Russia

has just committed suicide...

and we're talking about infected phones?

- So you don't believe me.

- Oh, shut up already.

Did you witness that the telephone

in question caused the explosion?

Yes.

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