Aquamarine

(drumroll)

( rousing orchestral

fanfare playing )

( light, mysterious theme

playing )

( young woman sings

eerie melody )

( young woman gurgling melody )

YoU NG WoMAN:

Ah!

Ah...

( young woman's singing

continues )

( bubbling )

YoU NG WoMAN:

Hello!

( giggles )

( young woman's singing

resumes )

( laughing and singing

simultaneously )

( giggles )

( rock music playing

in distance )

GI RL oN BEACH:

They're gonna drive us crazy.

( laughing in distance )

( girl singing )

( singing continues )

( gasps )

oh!

- ( sighs )

- ( squeals )

( both laughing )

- Look at him, Claire.

- ( sighs )

I 'm looking

at him, Hailey.

Sitting up there

being gorgeous.

Looking for someone

to rescue.

He should so

be rescuing us.

What's wrong

- with this picture?

- Well, all these articles say

we've been way

too available.

We need to be

more coy.

We are so coy,

he barely knows we exist.

okay.

Ray pop quiz.

Favorite song,

favorite food,

favorite drink?

Go, go, go.

Weezer's "Island in the Sun,"

um, Dr. Pepper, oranges?

Very nice.

I'm trying to read.

Fine, then the least

you can do is read me the latest

on boy-bagging technology.

oh, okay, this one is called

"Fluff and Retreat."

"Fluffhis ego

"then walk away.

"Not only is he left

wanting more,

but he's under the impression

that it's his idea."

Nice.

( chuckles )

That's really cool.

- ( whistle blowing )

- ( swimmers whooping )

HAI LEY:

Claire, do you realize

that summer's almost over,

and you haven't gone

in the water once?

once would be

way too many times.

Mm. Excuse me.

( scoffs )

Doyou realize we've got

less than five days

till you

have to move?

I don't wantyou moving

halfway around the world.

Claire, you're such a ruiner!

( scoffs )

I'd gone, like, a halfhour

without thinking about it.

Hailey, I'm sorry, but...

Besides,

I haven't kissed Raymond yet.

( giggles )

So I'm not going anywhere.

GI RL:

Whoo!

Incoming.

( girls giggling )

oh.

( seductively ):

Hello, hottie.

It's Raymond.

( girls laughing )

( squeals )

Hail, did you order

a sand... witch?

Cecilia's back

from camp.

Don't worry. He

won't fall foryuck.

He's way too

smart for that.

- GUY:
Hey, Cecilia.

- Hey!

( funkypop music )

Whoa.

Did they get... bigger?

CLAI RE:

She could poke an eye out.

We just... we have to decode

his body language.

- ( groans )

- Look, it's fine.

I mean, if

he's into her,

he'll shake his hair,

stretch his arms

- and flex those muscles.

- Yeah?

( chuckles )

Wha-What was that?

Fingers. That was fingers

through the hair.

I mean, technically,

that wasn't shaking.

Right?

( Hailey, Claire gasp )

Please, gods oflove,

no shake,

no stretch,

no flex, no...

( both muttering )

( both gasp )

- ( screaming )

- No!

You guys okay?

- Yeah, we're fine, thanks.

- Yeah, fine.

- Thanks.

- We're good.

( girl laughs )

( chuckles )

Baby-sit much?

( girls laugh )

I can't take it anymore.

As long as he doesn't

flip his sunglasses

up and down, we're fine.

Hey, Ray, think fast!

- oh!

- ( Cecilia screams )

- RAY:
Yo...

- I can't look anymore.

- You...

- Sorry!

I figured you

could catch.

- Right.

- My bad.

oh.

What? Did he flip them?

You know, it's

really sunny out.

- It doesn't count.

- Yeah.

CLAI RE:

Say something.

You're never gonna get a tan

wearing all those clothes.

or skin cancer.

Please, we don't

even smoke.

- Mm-hmm.

- ( giggling )

Such losers.

The perfect end

to a perfect day.

WoMAN:

Claire! Hailey!

We need your help!

( groans )

CLAI RE:

Hey. What?

oh, we've decided

to fire Raymond.

- What?!.

- What?!.

Mm.

( both shouting )

( both guffawing )

MAN:

You should've seen your faces!

That is so not funny.

oh, you girls-

you're too wound up.

Help bring in

the "Last Splash"

decorations, please.

Weatherman says

a big storm's coming.

We'll put them up

again after it clears.

MAN:

Raywill still be there

when you're done.

- Grandpa!

- ( alllaughing )

Supper's at

Soyou'll come back

after dinner, right?

We can hang out

in the rec room...

No, I have other plans.

What?!.

Butyou-you promised...

God, chillax.

Your grandma's right.

- But Hailey, I'm...

- ( both gasp )

- Sorry!

- Geez, Leonard.

"M" or "W"?

( chuckling )

Right, nice to see you, too.

( chuckles )

"W"...

( whispering ):

He knows what you did

last summer.

( both laughing )

( slow, melancholytheme plays )

( grunts )

Down!

( thunder crashes in distance )

Mom, I 'm home!

MoTH ER:

Hey, kiddo!

Hailey, your boxes

won't pack themselves.

Don't put this off

until the movers come.

( sighs )

Come on, Moby,

don't play me like that.

I haven't seen you in days.

Hailey, you can unpack

as much as you want.

We're still moving.

Yeah.

( sighs )

How was the club?

And maybe I could get more

than one syllable this time?

- It was fine.

- Mm-hmm.

Thatwas three.

( sighs )

I'm sorry, sweetheart,

but... you didn't want

to leave

Boston, either, remember?

And lookwhat happened.

You met Claire.

Australia could be another

amazing adventure for us, Hails.

So... how about

we start packing your room?

So how about I live here

with Claire till I'm 1 8?

How about... we go back

to fewer syllables?

Cool.

That was one.

( groans )

REPoRTER:

A storm warning is in effect...

HAI LEY ( giggles ):

So that's where Cecilia Banks

gets all the drama.

Just look at her dad.

BANKS:

Well, as you can see-whoa!

( laughs )

Hailey, how am I supposed

to face eighth grade

withoutyou?

My locker is right next

to the boys' bathroom.

And I have coed PE class

by myself.

We have to dance with Raymond

at The Last Splash.

We'll be such

great dancers

that he'll realize

that he has to marry one of us.

( chuckles )

And we'll be so happy

that one of us got him,

that we won't even be jealous,

you know?

Unless he picks you.

That wouldn't be okay.

( chuckles )

-Joke.

- What ifthis is our last movie campout?

- What ifthis is it?

- ( grunts loudly)

o gods ofhurricanes,

makers ofthunder and lightning

and majestical waves...

useth your power to keep my mom

from moving to Australia.

Maketh her to see

the error ofherways,

and keepeth us

in Baybridge!

( thunderrumbling )

Ameneth.

You're insane.

That's what they tell me.

( laughing maniacally )

( thunderrumbling )

( softly ):

Ameneth.

( crackling, clinking )

( beeping, clanging )

oh, my God!

The vending machine's

possessed.

( Haileyscreams )

Looks like we got free...

- Hailey!

-...Soda?

Where are you?

Are you dead?!.

- Don't die.

- I'm not dead.

I'm right here.

Follow myvoice.

- ( both scream )

- oh, God!

CLAI RE:

Something's out there!

( both screaming )

I just want you to

know that if Leonard

comes in here

and chops us up

into a million pieces,

that you were totally,

completely, and eternally

my best friend.

You're my best friend,

too.

And I broke

your iPod.

- ( Haileyscreams )

- ( both giggle )

( both scream )

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