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Area 51 Page #2
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- 2015
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I don't know what happened.
Yeah, we'll definitely...
Mini-golf date is set.
God damn it.
Stupid phone.
What are you guys doing?
The jammer works.
We need flashlights.
What are the tennis balls for?
Four cameras. Yes.
Six batteries.
Two, four, six, yep.
You really need four cameras?
Wearable. So we can attach to our
clothes whatever, under our arm.
Comes pretty handy.
And, as you can see,
that is you.
- Sweet. There I am.
- There you are.
It will come in
handy at some point.
There's so much
cool sh*t on this table.
Ben, be careful with that, all right?
Just don't drop that.
Okay, pills.
Just three, just three.
Okay, I'm good.
Darrin, where are you?
Dude, we got to get going.
Come on out, buddy.
are brutal.
You're doing a lot
of work there, Darrin.
It's an essential
part of the trip, Darrin.
Hey, when did we get this?
Taser gun?
Taser. God, I love America.
Don't mess with that thing, all right?
Oh!
Careful.
Careful, dude.
You can shock yourself.
can f*** someone up, though?
Yeah.
Come on. Come on,
let's get packing.
Dude, are you all right?
Okay, that hurts a lot.
Are you okay?
Oh, man!
Oh, that will work.
That will take someone out.
Feel like I'm more of a man now.
It does really work.
That's what you
look like right now.
around children.
Let's go.
You nervous?
Huh?
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
It's gonna be awesome, dude.
This is what's gonna happen.
We're gonna drive
up to the border,
or wherever I'm dropping
you guys off,
uh, say our goodbyes.
You're gonna get out of the car,
Reid's gonna get out of the car.
Walk about 15 feet,
and then you're both gonna be shot
in the head by snipers in the hills.
And I'm gonna be
crying in the car
because my two
best friends are dead.
We're not gonna
get shot, all right?
You'd cry for us?
The worst that could
happen is we get arrested.
And we're not gonna get arrested
'cause I got a plan.
It would be easier to rob a bank
than to break into Area 51.
And people that
rob banks get shot.
That's 'cause a bank
expects to be robbed.
Nobody expects anyone
to break into the base.
That's because it's impossible.
Ben, look at this.
Look at all this
land mass here, okay?
How are they gonna patrol all that?
It's not possible.
This guy we're gonna
meet tomorrow, Norio,
walked across at daylight.
It's the size of Connecticut.
You can't patrol all that.
It's a top secret
government base.
other things happening...
There's no way they have dudes
all around this circle.
Yeah, there's motion sensors,
there's ammonia sensors.
There's all kinds of security measures,
but we're gonna get around it.
until you're shot in the head.
You guys are all talk.
I understand that
Reid's gone a little crazy
in the last three months.
No offense, Reid.
Who wouldn't want to see this?
You wouldn't want to see footage
of Area 51 inside of the base?
I don't understand why you're
Because this has been,
this has all happened very quickly,
and suddenly we're going there.
And I don't know why
you have just accepted it.
All I know is that no one has
ever seen footage of the base.
No one's ever been there.
No civilian's ever seen it.
We could be the first ones to do it.
That would be the biggest...
What could be bigger than that?
Really good job
manipulating Darrin, Reid.
Just drive us
to the border, okay?
Hello? We're, uh, about
Yeah, he's talking
to that girl again.
She's not crazy.
You've never met her before.
Yeah, but he hasn't either,
man. He trusts her.
He already told her what
we're doing and everything.
I don't know why he thinks
this girl's so legitimate.
You know, her dad worked there.
No, her dad wrote a book
You guys don't know anything
about this chick.
You're just trusting her.
I can make a f***ing website.
Even if she shows up,
Reid doesn't really know
anything about her.
What's the deal, dude?
We're good.
She's gonna meet us tomorrow.
Just because
someone wrote a book...
If he went to MIT and did work
for the government,
it makes sense that he'd be able to
write a legitimate-sounding book.
That doesn't mean
it's legitimate.
Well, that's what
we're trying to find out.
And then he killed himself,
so he's clearly stable-minded.
You don't have actual...
Ben, Ben, Ben, okay.
We know how to get past the
security measures outside the base,
but we don't know what to do
when we get on the base.
I need his information.
She's the only one who has it.
So if she is full of sh*t,
we can go home?
If she's full of sh*t,
You don't have
to say anything to her.
Oh, I'll say something to her.
Don't. Don't do dick.
Please don't.
There we go.
I talked to, uh, Glenn Campbell.
Okay.
The guide,
and he's gonna
show us this, like...
Who are all these people
you're talking to?
Cameras, wearable cameras.
I'll wear one,
and you wear the other.
Okay.
There's no way I'm wearing one.
You can get that sh*t
into a strip club
and the bouncers and all that...
There's a lot of security at strip clubs,
I know, trust me.
And if you can get
that sh*t in there
and no one finds out,
you're gold.
Okay! Vegas!
Enough Area 51 talk!
That's the least I've ever been
Look at this.
Just like Candyland.
Look at that.
Take a picture of that beauty.
- Hi, guys.
- How you doing?
How are you?
We're gonna check in for the Hooters.
Oh... Wow.
Beautiful.
Kidding me? No way.
Dude, this place is ridiculous.
There's a pool table?
There's a pool table!
Reid, what are you doing, dude?
Check it out.
This is what I was telling you
about. It's JANET airlines.
You guys kidding me right now?
We're in heaven.
Going to look at b*obs.
What are you doing, weirdo?
Dude, check out this thermal
feature on the camera.
Let me see.
See, it's picking up your heat.
Crazy.
I got an idea.
Let me know if it picks this up.
Oh, God!
This is not gonna be pretty.
Now look.
That looks like boob prints!
Those are my blueprints!
Seamless Gentlemen's Club.
We good?
Can't see anything.
Dude, move.
You're blocking my view.
Let's go in the private room.
Nice. Night vision.
Better get some
ladies in here soon.
I'm gonna be doing
this the entire time.
- They coming in?
- Yeah.
They better come in soon.
Hey.
Ready for some fun?
Hello, hello.
Yeah, I think
That guy needs
a little bit first.
This guy?
Do these guys first.
I'll go after.
All right, all right.
I'm not gonna complain. That's fine.
You know, I'm happy regardless.
You are a gentleman and a saint.
You are a gentleman.
And a very good friend.
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