Armour of God 2: Operation Condor Page #3

Synopsis: Agent Jackie is hired to find WWII Nazi gold hidden in the Sahara desert. He teams up with three bundling women (the 3 stooges?) who are all connected in some way. However a team of mercenries have ideas on the ownership of the gold. A battle / chase ensues as to who gets there first. Lots of choregraphed Kung-Fu and quirky Chan humour.
Director(s): Jackie Chan
Production: Miramax
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
PG-13
Year:
1991
80 min
530 Views


Sock him unconcious.

Robbery.

Robbery Come and help.

Make way.

Don't go

Help

Help

Ada

What's that?

Help I'm being chased.

Stop him.

Help Stop him

The key is right in front

of you.

I can see.

What's the matter?

There are robbers

Robbers?

Ada, picked up the key?

The key dropped there.

How about you? Did you get

hurt?

There's the key. Pick it up.

- Pick it up fast.

Hurry.

Someone's coming.

They're coming. Pick it up

quickly

I can't move

Let me do it.

Clumsy.

Don't come down.

You hold and I pick.

It may collaspe.

Ada, need the towel?

Are you all right?

I am okay.

Don't you leave me

Look up

Where's the key?

Over there.

Have no fear. I am here

Where's the robber?

Over there.

These two. Shoot him. Shoot

him

My friends are down there.

Money. No money, no shoot.

Here you are.

It's a deal.

All yours. You shoot

What?

I sold it to you.

Don't go.

Powerful enough?

Let's return to the room.

Where are you going?

You must take the side I

take.

Really?

Left foot.

Welcome. May God bless you.

How many rooms do you want?

Last night's Chinese and

his band.

Where are they?

Money. Without it, my mind

doesn't work.

No money, no talk.

I got it. They left this

morning.

Where did they go?

To the desert.

Don't mind him. Go.

God will punish you.

This world is really small,

we bump into her again.

You're here to discover the

meaning of death.

Why are you doing it?

We live, we must die

without knowing why.

So I came to the desert.

Right, the desert is

closest to death.

What desert language are

you speaking?

Jackie, understand what

they're saying?

I won't know what you don't

know.

But I know water and life

are precious.

Right.

Skin care is important too.

I hate sun -baked skin.

What are you doing?

Scorpions.

Hit

No more. All gone.

Why are you a man, afraid

of scorpions?

It is behind you.

On my body. O my goodness

Ada.

Help

Damn it. Catch it for me.

Help me

Be careful. It's poisonous.

Don't worry. It's mine.

Where is it?

Stamp on it

Its name is Ding Dong, my

pet.

It bites you only if you

provoke it.

Sorry to have scared you.

The moon is beautiful. I

must go to sleep.

Attack

What are you doing?

Help

Stop fighting

You dare hit me?

Get me the gun.

Give it to me.

What kind of scorpion is

this?

King scorpion, I guess.

Let me finish it.

Let's go.

Take away the car too.

Quick

The thieves are gone.

Are you all right?

Quite all right.

O my Ding Dong

Not so hard.

Are you all right?

Nothing. But John had it

bad.

Who are they?

Desert robbers.

Take me to find them at

daybreak.

No.

We daren't fight them.

I'll take you there. I know

the land.

But I must bury my Ding

Dong first.

Okay.

So many people. It's like

a market.

It's a market, a slave

market. Soon to start.

Start when night falls.

Once.

Twice.

Thrice. Sold.

We've come to the climax of

tonight's auction.

Here's the rope.

Keep an eye.

This is the Aryan blonde.

This is the Oriental Kitten.

Their appearance is rare.

The blonde's ample derrier

means she'll have many kids.

Her exquisite skin.

Bottom call:
10 camels.

Somebody bids 15 camels.

It's 20.

This gentlemen bade 20

camels.

Can you drive?

Just learned how to use No.

No. 3? Third gear is enough.

Someone's coming.

Who are you?

Sorry.

Really ugly

Why is it uglier ones owns

more camels?

You go on.

Any bid over 65?

Any bid over 70?

It's 75.

Any bid over 80?

It's 85.

It's 90.

It's 95.

It's 100.

It's 150.

What's the chieftain tribe?

He's so rich.

Your highness, please come

and collect.

First gear. Step on gas.

Don't be afraid.

Exquisite skin, I like.

I am Jackie.

I come to rescue you.

Little boar, so handsome.

Blonde p*ssy.

The chieftain's great.

Marry him.

I like.

Don't come over.

Robbery

What happened?

Someone stole my clothes.

He is Jackie.

He stole my clothing.

This chieftain's a

conterfeit.

Catch him.

Come down fast.

Sorry.

Get up quickly.

Switch the engine on. First

gear.

Don't move.

Step on the gas.

The hand brake.

Go and see what happened.

Yes.

Go quickly.

It's not Ada.

Help

Stop the noise.

Great The car's

outside. Go.

I'm here.

Go quickly.

Right here.

Stop the car.

Wait for me.

Count me in too.

Destiny has delivered you

to us.

Take us to the base.

Let's rest a bit. I am

thirsty.

Please give me water.

Please, give them some

water.

Is it all right to give

them water?

Request rejected

Not even enough for

ourselves.

I plead to you.

Don't worry. If one must

die, we die together.

B*tch, playing tricks

Directed us to the wrong

place

Even the sun's in the wrong

direction

You're reading the map

upside down.

Let me have a better look.

One embrace and you'll feel

better.

Careful. They may find out.

Enough.

Come and be embraced. You'd

feel better too.

I haven't had enough of it.

Thirsty and held tight.

Can't stand it.

Let me hold.

No hurry.

Take your time.

So thirst leads to lust.

Take your time.

One more.

Aren't you overheated?

One more.

Enough, enough.

Don't give me that look. I

don't need an embrace.

You'll know when I hold you.

One more.

Don't you dare to come over.

Let me hold you.

Don't come over, please.

I don't like hugs.

Let me do the hugging.

Hug them, not me.

My pants are falling down.

Help

Feels better if I hold you.

Let me hold you.

Don't They'll find out

Take the foot away.

What are they doing?

Don't They'll find out.

My turn.

Embrace me.

One by one. Be careful lest

they find out.

Hold me.

Leave a bit for me.

Oh my goodness They saw it.

Give.

Anymore tricks and I'll

kill all of you.

Fighting Now even the last

water source is gone.

Still sitting here Get up.

Let's go.

This is the place, if the

map is any good.

Too much sand. Takes too

long to shovel.

You might have gotten

things wrong.

Read the map yourself then.

Give me the map.

Let them have a look.

Give it to me.

Get a compass first.

It's movable.

It's definitely here.

Sandstorms around here are

notorious.

Sands might have buried the

base.

You're saying that this is

the base, aren't you?

Right, the bearings' right.

Even maps make mistakes.

This is a military map.

Highly accurate.

Margin of error is less

than 3 kilometers.

What, 3 km The taxi meter

ticks scores of times.

Please favor us with your

direction God

Armand.

Don't move

Armand.

Give them water.

Don't want to see you ever

again.

Thank you.

Thanks? This water is ours.

Bye bye.

We'll get you.

You'll get the divine

punishment.

Don't come over.

I've never ever failed

before.

Well, you have one now.

This photo's yours?

My grandfather's.

This is our destination.

The tribesmen are friendly

to me.

This is their god.

I bought the doll because

of the resemblance.

Jackie, look

This photo must have been

shot near the base.

Take us there, immediately

We have not yet lost.

We finally found this place.

Don't go. A vicious tribe

has taken over.

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Jackie Chan

Chan Kong-sang, SBS, MBE, PMW (陳港生; born 7 April 1954), known professionally as Jackie Chan, is a Hong Kong martial artist, actor, film director, producer, stuntman, and singer. He is known for his acrobatic fighting style, comic timing, use of improvised weapons, and innovative stunts, which he typically performs himself, in the cinematic world. He has trained in wushu or kungfu and hapkido, and has been acting since the 1960s, appearing in over 150 films. Chan is one of the most recognizable and influential cinematic personalities in the world, gaining a widespread following in both the Eastern and Western hemispheres, and has received stars on the Hong Kong Avenue of Stars, and the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He has been referenced in various pop songs, cartoons, and video games. He is an operatically trained vocalist and is also a Cantopop and Mandopop star, having released a number of albums and sung many of the theme songs for the films in which he has starred. He is also a globally known philanthropist, and has been named as one of the top 10 most charitable celebrities by Forbes magazine. In 2015, Forbes estimated his net worth to be $350 million, and as of 2016, he was the second highest paid actor in the world. more…

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