Arthur et les Minimoys (Arthur And The Minimoys) Page #6

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and waterways meet up at some point.

( gasping )

You always have such brilliant ideas.

Hold on tight.

( all screaming )

Oh, I hate public transportation.

Hello.

Hey, man, what are you

playin' at down there?

If the Seides find us first,

we won't have a chance to tell you.

The Seides?

You got a problem?

Yeah, I got a problem.

I'm workin' 15 hours a day.

You want me to double it?

No, no, we're cool, man.

You're the boss.

Get a move on.

The master's waiting.

Oh, yeah, the big boss.

Sure thing. No problemo.

Double it?

It's mathematically impossible.

Whatever you do, don't move

untiI I come back and get you. Got it?

ALL:
No problemo.

So where are these refugees of yours?

You'll love it. I've hidden them

in a mega-discreet place.

- Pretty cool, huh?

- Yep. And mega-discreet, like you said.

Who wants the genie soda?

- Ah, yes, please.

- Yes, yes, yes.

Sure. Thanks.

Hey, Jack, fill 'em up.

This one is on me.

Lily pads and pine needles

mixed to a delicious broth.

Everybody make a wish.

( coughing )

Long live the Seven Kingdoms.

BETA and SELENIA:

Long live the Seven Kingdoms.

Ah, minty fresh.

Ah, yep. That hits the spot.

Ooh, genie soda

always brings good luck.

Oh, sorry.

To the Seven Kingdoms.

As long as you're here with me,

there's really nothing to fear.

I'm the boss here.

My name is Max.

Hiya, Max.

And you, young lady,

who might you be?

Selenia, daughter of

Emperor Sifrat of Matradoy,

the fifteenth of that name,

governor of the First Kingdom.

Wow!

Delighted to meet you, baby.

Jack, same again.

( growls )

Hey, yo, Easylow.

Yes, boss?

Let's get this show on the road.

You got it.

( Selenia giggling )

Selenia, it's... are you really

going to be 1,000 years old?

Yeah, if you count the years

in Selenielle blossoms.

Selenielle is the royal flower.

Oh, okay, Selenielles.

So how old does that make me?

- About the same age as me.

- Wow, that's amazing.

So before, were you

a little girl like me?

- What?

- No, I mean, I'm a boy, of course.

But were you a little girl

like the other little girls?

No. I was born as I am,

and I've never set foot

outside the Seven Kingdoms.

I'd really like to take you

to my world one day.

Ah!

Hmm.

That's Maltazard?

No. Lucky for you,

it's only Darkos, his son.

Hey, Darkos, this is an honor.

( grunts )

Great timing. There's quite a vibe

going down here this evening.

I can see that.

Organizing parties without

inviting our friends now, are we?

No way. It wasn't planned.

Just a little something we improvised

to impress the new punters, you know.

New faces?

Warn me if he comes this way.

Hey, Darkos, what's up?

Selenia, what is a nice princess like you

doing in a place like this?

I just dropped in for a dance.

Well, then, let's dance.

Darkos, sweetheart,

I would rather die than dance with you.

Your wish is my command, Princess.

News flash:
No one disrespects me.

Easylow, get this place rockin'.

Get them!

( introduction to "Let's Dance" plays;

needle scratches )

- ( all exclaiming )

- Yeah!

I got you!

Arthur, look out!

Hey, they're puttin' up a good fight.

Let's see if they've got the groove.

# C'est la vie,

said the old folks #

# Goes to show you rhever carh tell #

# They had a hi-fi phorho #

# Boy. Did they let it blast #

# Stayirh' alive. Stayirh' alive #

# Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah #

# Stayirh' alive. Stayirh' alive #

# Ah, ah, ah, ah... #

I think I'll go get

some reinforcements.

- # ... alive... #

- Yeah!

I like this kid.

Oh, three against one, huh?

Check out this function.

Oh, how sweet.

- You shouldn't have.

- Oh, really? I wish I hadn't.

That's my girl.

( growling )

( chuckling )

# got the hots foryou #

- Holy gullybars, you scared me!

- What are you doing here?

I lost my knife.

I gotta find something else.

- That's not good.

- Uh-uh.

My knife!

That's entertainment.

Aah!

Easylow, closin' time, I think.

# got the hots foryou #

- Charge.

- Charge, my butt.

- Wow, too darki Mordecai!

- That's my foot.

Ow. One of 'em bit me.

Can someone turn the lights on?

Come on, man, follow me...

if you wanna get outta here.

Look, if you go this way,

you'll travel safe.

- Maybe.

- Oh, great.

This is from Max.

It will take you

right to M's quarters.

( chuckling )

I'm sure glad I ain't you.

Get down. Move aside.

Find... them... now!

What was that unearthly scream?

Just Darkos throwing

a little temper tantrum.

Do you think Max will be able

to delay him for long?

Max is a real smooth talker.

I think we can count on him.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah, right. How can you even

think about trusting a guy...

Don't start, Betameche.

Just keep walking and shut up, please.

BETAMECHE:

Hey, what's that growling noise?

SELENIA:
What growling noise?

I don't hear anything.

Cut it out, Selenia. I know you're

just saying that to give me the creeps.

- Come on, what was it?

- It's the Yeti.

It's growling because

you woke him up.

- Now he's gonna eat you.

- The Yeti? Really?

( snoring )

NARRATOR:
While Arthur

closed irh orh Evil M's palace.

His grarhrhy was about to receive...

- BOTH:
Surprise!

- ... a most urhexpected surprise.

Yes, well, this is a surprise.

Where's Arthur?

Hmm.

This is it.

Oh, come on, boys, let's go.

- After you, Selenia.

- Princesses first.

Men only act like gentlemen

when it suits them, huh?

Well, princes second.

( chuckles nervously )

Guess it's my turn.

( inhales sharply )

( screaming )

What do you mean he disappeared?

Every night, I told him stories

about his grandpa's adventures in Africa,

and last night,

I told him about the Minimoys.

The Mini what?

( Arthur screaming )

Shhh!

What are they doing?

They must be taking food

to their master. Let's follow them.

- Do you think he's there?

- Yep.

W-w-w-what are we

gonna do, Selenia?

I'm gonna spoil his lunch.

Unh! He's not gonna like that.

But...

This is where our paths separate, Arthur.

I have to deal with this alone.

What do you mean?

I thought we were a team.

Well, the team is about to split up.

You're gonna go look for your treasure,

and I'm gonna take care of M.

If I succeed, we'll meet back here.

And if you faiI?

If I should faiI,

I bequeath all my powers to you.

What do you mean?

Be a good king.

But... we have to...

Selenia...

I spent entire days

polishing that sword to perfection.

I'd recognize that sound anywhere.

- Hmm.

- ( chuckling )

And who else would've been

able to draw the sword from the stone

besides you, Selenia?

I'm delighted to see you, Princess.

Likewise. This way I'll be able

to kill you with my own two hands.

Oh, why so much hatred?

Because you betrayed

your own people,

slaughtered entire populations,

and bound the rest into slavery.

You're nothing but a monster.

Speak not of monsters,

nor of things of which

you are ignorant.

Back in the time when I was known

as Maltazard the Good,

Maltazard the Bountiful,

He Who Watches and Protects,

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