Arthur Newman
All new planes...
Congratulation Mr. Avery.
You're in the system, you're
good to go, so by next week.
I can't come next week,
I have a business prospects elsewhere.
Oh, good for you, sir. Are you
going to go work at another FedEx?
Should go to window seven...
In here.
Is everything ready?
It's $3,000, as discussed.
It's not a real...
I mean, these numbers belong
to a real human being?
Arthur J. Newman, born
Tulsa, Oklahoma, 1964.
Died Visalia, California,
A real human being.
Good luck, Mr. Newman.
I already did the mustard.
By the way, did I mention I'm
going camping this weekend?
well, it's right on the beach,
about 16 miles from
Jacksonville proper.
No, you didn't.
Well, it was more or less a
spur of the moment decision.
You see, I was thinking what
is the most economical
vacation that I...
that we could take...
on my limited budget and, well,
it dawned on me I used
to be a Boy Scout leader,
and I had a tent, and a
sleeping bad, and...
well, actually, I didn't think
you'd want to come, what with
the sand, sea creatures, and...
like I said, it was more
or less a spur
of the moment decision.
Thanks for the hot dog, Wallace.
I got to go back to work.
This is Arthur J. Newman calling
in reference to the
380SL convertible I'll be
purchasing tomorrow.
I was hoping I could
come in at...
at 9 AM instead.
I have an important
business meeting
tomorrow, and I was hoping...
No problem.
I'll see you at noon.
Thank you very much.
Hey.
We saw you spying on
us again last night.
I just came by to say I was
Park today.
Campground on a beach near,
uh, Jacksonville.
Anyway, I brought you a gift.
Just 'cause, uh...
Hey, I'm Arthur Newman.
Uh, how's it going?
How's life treatin' you, friend?
I'm Arthur Newman!
Hey, there!
Yep.
Yep, it's Arthur New...
Yep, it's Arthur Newman.
That's me.
I don't have a permanent
address yet, friend, but as
soon as I get one, I'll
mail it to you so
your form is complete.
Good.
Excuse me.
I do not choose to partake
of pornography, sir.
This is an extremely
inappropriate subject matter
for public venue.
OK.
Get out of the car, miss!
You stole my car, you
f***in' crazy b*tch!
We're going to have to get you out
of there, now!
Whoa!
God!
I know my rights!
I have a college education!
Uh!
Uh oh, here's trouble.
Just call your wife, see if
she wants her car back!
I just borrowed it!
Show's over.
Everybody go home.
Yeah.
My ex-husband.
Actually, spying.
You know what's crazy?
When we were married, he avoided
Kevin like the plague.
Well, and now...
it's a strange way to
feel connected.
You know what's so
sad about it?
He was kind of great once.
Good times!
Yeah, good times!
I want to have some good times!
I like 'em fat, I like 'em tall,
I like them stubby, I
like them all.
I like them stubby.
Hello?
Are you OK?
Show's over.
Go home.
Um...
Don't touch me.
OK.
You need to see a doctor.
Don't touch me.
I'm going to try
to help you, OK?
I won't touch you.
I won't use my hands.
You lift your arms up, like this, up.
Put your arm around my neck.
That way I can life you up
using my own body weight.
No contact whatsoever
with my hands.
Can you do that?
Put your arm around my neck.
OK?
There, good job.
No hands.
OK, now, give me your...
give me your other arm.
OK, ready?
I can feel your hand.
My name is Arthur Newman.
Arthur J. Newman.
Driver's license, Social
Security, any form of ID.
Are you Michaela Fitzgerald?
They need to know your name.
Are you Mic... are you Michaela
Fitzgerald without peroxide?
Call me Mike.
How's life treating you?
No complaints.
Yeah, that's what
we like to hear.
Hey, just out of curiosity, did
car theft around here
this evening?
Woman allegedly stole a Chevy?
You just admitted the gal.
Actually, I...
I'm just going a good deed.
I don't know her.
The guy with the Chevy didn't
know her either.
Picked her up at the Beach
Comber, took her
Had to drop the charges when the
call his wife from jail.
Mr. Arthur Newman?
Overdosed on what?
It's a morphine-based cough
syrup, very powerful narcotic.
When I asked her why, she said
she had a bad cough.
We're cleaning her our with
an intravenous feed.
She should be fine
in the morning.
Cough syrup?
She's in there.
Hey now, don't you look
sharp as a tack?
In case you don't remember,
I'm Arthur.
I brought you here.
Did I have sex with you?
No.
Absolutely not.
Anyway, I just can't buy to...
Don't leave me alone.
...how you were getting along.
Stay here with me.
And then take me with
you in the morning
when the sun is shining.
Please?
OK, OK.
I'll stay.
For a while.
I'm not asleep yet.
Hello, Mike.
Well, maybe you don't
remember me.
I'm Arthur.
Arthur J. Newman.
And I...
I saved you.
Well, I...
I helped you.
You said you'd stay.
You left.
Where would you like
me to take you?
Should I put the top up?
No.
Would you like a hot
dog or nachos?
No.
OK.
Forgot something.
Is that where you
hide your money?
I'm not hiding anything, Mike.
Arthur?
Yes, Mike?
What's your story?
My story?
What kind of a human being am I?
I mean, what's your story.
I'm a golf pro.
You mean...
you're no Tiger Woods.
Actually, Mike, I've won
quite a few prestigious
But to tell you the truth, life
on the road is wearing me
down, so I'm taking a gig.
Resident pro at a course in
Terre Haute, Indiana.
Were are you going, anyway?
I don't know.
Would you like a ride
to Terre Haute?
No, I wouldn't.
Where are the real hot dogs?
Um, we don't have
them anymore.
Just the tofu dogs.
How is that possible?
Not all of us want the
healthy alternative.
Look, Mike, tofu dogs.
Because I choose to be
health-conscious.
I got you a small token.
Thank you, Wallace.
I love alligators.
It's my pleasure.
What did you call me?
Wallace.
Wallace Avery, right?
I found it in the side pocket
of your golf bag.
The trunk was locked.
I locked it.
I used to work at Lock & Key.
I was really good.
You know, on second thought,
I think I will ride to Terre Haute with you.
Payments.
Yes, this is Ms. Mina Crawley.
Yes, I do know a Mr. Wallace
Avery, and you can tell him
that I took the bus to
work this morning.
Park what?
What are you saying to me?
Look, so you're phony.
What's the big deal?
One-way ticket to Durham,
North Carolina, please.
I saw it in your driver's license.
That's... that's not my...
look, I hate Durham!
Does the lady want
her ticket or not?
I reject the ticket!
Get your hands off me!
I reject the ticket!
I feel dizzy.
You're fine!
My hands are numb.
I got a sick man here.
Is anybody a doctor?
Wait, wait.
Hang on here, now.
He just started convulsing
or something.
Who can help him?
Someone's got to help him.
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