Arul Page #6

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he will behave only like this

He brutally assaults

all those who question him

To vacate us he has instigated

Hindu -Muslim communal riots

But no one did fall a prey to his designs

This annoyed him and he has

stopped water and electricity supplies

The entire lot is against the MLA

and are waiting for

a chance to exhibit their anger

They will subdue only if opposed

If you want water,

take it from the adjacent house

If you want electricity

take it from the opposite house

Inspector Ramanathan is coming

-Greetings

-To hell with your greetings

Leader is expected in

Security measures must be foolproof

Pollachi Road, Vincent Road

and Town hall Road

All these roads must be blocked

Pollachi Road and Vincent Road are OK

It's hard to block the Town hall road

It's very crowded and can not be blocked

Won't you obey me?

I am sorry sir, public may

create problems over this...

Get out if you don't obey me

Get out

Ask him to get out from here

Don't stay before me, get out

What do you think of me?

I am an MLA

Wait,l have been waiting for you

Kanmani has correspondence exam today

Bharathiar university is on your enroute

Please drop her there

Come on

She doesn't know the bus routes properly

might even get lost

Don't fall on the way,

I can't answer your mom then

Don't forget to pick me up

while you return home

Can I keep my hand on your shoulder?

I have an esteem in this area

Don't damage it

No grips to hold, then how can I sit?

There are no speed breakers on the way

Also I am not going to drive fast

-Sit 2 inches away

-OK

Are you in love with someone?

If you do silly talking

I will demand fare

more than the meter reading

I am loving a guy

Hey bell, if someone gets you

biriyani, you will go with him

-Are you in love?

-Start, it's getting late

These days it's hard to

distinguish good and bad

Can't find

who drinks alcohol and uses drugs

Can't find who is a terrorist

Don't get trapped, tell me who he is?

I will find out whether he is good or bad

-He is from which area?

-Ukkadam -Where in Ukkadam?

-Sannathi street

-That's our street!

Is it that corner house Pandi

or neighbor Kannan?

Or is it that

fat ugly fellow with french beard?

-No, it's the opposite house

-Opposite house?

-That's our house!Oh that must be Thankam

Has he trapped you

by showing silver anklet?

It's neither gold nor brass

Who will love that black man?

Then, I am there in the opposite house

-ls that me?

-Yes

I love you

I won't come behind if buy me a biriyani

Make me an ornamental belt

I will come after you

You have fallen in love!

You have fallen in love!

I will make an ornamental belt

for you, will you come?

Will you give me some place to stick on?

I will make an ornamental belt

for you, will you come?

Will you give me some place to stick on?

Why do I need an ornamental belt?

Don't you have two hands

to put around my waist?

Darling with beautiful nose and eyes

The best bet for kisses

Shall I measure your chest

and give a pearl necklace?

One in great heights,

and beau with lucky moles...

While you measure

the chest, touch a little

Oh silver pot, golden chain

turn to this 'chiyaan' side

If given a chance, will come & strike

This is Coimbatore mischief

I will make an ornamental belt

for you, will you come?

Will you give me some place to stick on?

Why do I need an ornamental belt?

Don't you have two hands

to put around my waist?

Melting pure gold, placing a star stone

I will get you

an ornament for your forehead

Will you be after me?

Ornament for forehead is not necessary

Blue stone too is not necessary

Will you sport

the 'kumkum' dot on my forehead?

Shall I bore your sharp nose

for pearl nose screws, will you come?

Your pearl nose screw won't work out

Will you come to rub nose to nose?

I will give you the golden ear stud

Will you come with your bod?

Whisper the auspicious date

in the ear that wears the stud

I will make an ornamental belt

for you, will you come?

Will you give me some place to stick on?

Why do I need an ornamental belt?

Don't you have two hands

to put around my waist?

I will make silver toe rings

and golden anklets....

will you come with me?

To come along with you,

no need for anklets

Will you touch my toe

with your toe like a crab?

Hey lady, I will give bangles

for your hands, will you come?

Don't want bangles, will come now

will you give your right hand?

I will give you a golden chain,

will you give a little bit?

If you will give the sacred thread

I will peel of myself for you

I will make an ornamental belt

for you, will you come?

Don 't you have two hands

to put around my waist?

Darling with beautiful nose and eyes

The best bet for kisses

Shall I measure your chest

and give a pearl necklace?

One in great heights,

and beau with lucky moles...

While you measure

the chest, touch a little

Oh silver pot, golden chain

turn to this 'chiyaan' side

If given a chance,

will come and strike

Let us not do that mischief here

I don't like love and such affairs

I have not moved

with you with such intentions

I considered you as a friend

Don't talk to me hereafter

Wait a minute

I can understand, if you don't like me

But why do you ask me

not to talk with you?

Have I behaved so badly with you?

No, if you had that in mind once

it may not be alright

Why not?

You considered me as a friend

You remain as a friend

I will continue to love you

If you feel like loving me,

you can change yourself

In case if I feel like become a friend

I will change myself

But, I will never change

They drive as if

this street is a high way

Ruling party men will do only like that

Their car procession

will become a funeral procession

Hi Arul, come Arul

Why they have pasted the poster here?

They are opening the party office

from morning it is a nuisance

It was whitewashed

for next week's marriage

See how dirty it looks

Keep quiet or it may cause trouble

Why do you do that?

Let the cattle eat it

Lighting arrangements are over

From where do we take power connection?

I will connect it from lyer's house

Hello, who are you?

You enter he house just like that

Where is the main board?

Why do you ask?

For power should l

insert it in your...........?(CENSORED)

Why do you talk like that?

You have assaulted my men

Wait, I will show you

-They have beaten me

-Who?

When I went to connect power

They have beaten me

We did not do anything wrong

They have come and beaten us

Those are the guys

Connect the other end

of the wire to the bunk shop

Our government gives you the power supply

Will it affect

if we take little power?

Are you giving electric shock?

Who is Arul?

That's me

-Get into the vehicle

-What for?

Sitting on the wall, do you eve tease?

Don't talk unnecessarily

We have received a complaint

Who gave?

Should I explain it

all on the road? Come, get in

Get down

Why do you bring me here?

For us police, court,

advocate, judge are all our MLA

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