Ashchorjyo Prodeep Page #11

"They come to know that

lam a rustic middle class man.

You need a makeover, sir.

What is that?

I have heard of takeover but makeover..

There is someone who will..

...give a fine edge to your personality.

...and change your look.

- Oh God. Who is that?

KK!

Who is that?

Hi there.

Hello, I am KK.

Your image consultant.

Please come in. Come in.

Come in.

Come on.

Please make yourself comfortable.

Sit.

Relax.

Girls.

Your eyes.

They are very expressive, you know.

Put it on your eyes.

They are a bit puffy.

And your eyelids? They are a bit droopy.

There is a mismatch in the alignment

in your lower lip and upper lip.

There is a problem with

the front tooth as well.

Anyway, we need to go

in for an orthodontic surgery.

Why?

Because the mouth is the

most important part of the face.

Isn't it?

That is true.

How will I eat without my mouth?

Total 6 sittings.

Everything will be taken care of.

What?

We are in a hurry.

The surgery can be done later.

What can be done within 2 hours?

Do that.

Only 2 hours? In that case, you

would have to go for a party package.

Only 31 grand for consultancy.

And rest on actual.

3+1 is 4. Okay.

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"You want to change yourself."

"That is really good."

"It will be done if you have money."

"You want to change yourself."

"That is really good."

"It will be done if you have money."

"if you want people

to give attention to you."

"You must give a makeover to yourself."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Money can buy class these days."

"One can buy status in the society."

"There are exclusive

showrooms for fashion."

"It seems there are mushrooms

that have cropped everywhere."

"Make use of the designer

labels of brands."

"And cover yourself from head to toes."

"The country has changed and hence,

change your look."

"Change your profile."

"Change the look of your face."

"Change your hairstyle."

"Wear expensive sunglasses

on your eyes." - Hi, Shelly.

"Wear expensive

accessories on your wrist."

"The cell phone and the

IPOD have to be expensive."

"it could be the latest

model or the latest series."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Wear expensive suits and perfumes."

"Spray it as much as you want."

"Beautiful women will come and

get attracted to you because of that."

"They will get attracted."

"To know someone worthwhile,

showing off is necessary."

"This is a fact.

Know this rule, brother."

"Keep it in your mind all the time."

"Change your face. Change your face."

"You want to change yourself."

"That is really good."

"It will be done if you have money."

"if you want people

to give attention to you."

"You must give a makeover to yourself."

"You must give a makeover to yourself."

"You must give a makeover to yourself."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"It will change for sure."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Change the face."

"Your life will change."

"Change the face."

Anilda. We need a trial run now.

Anilda. We need a trial run now.

I have given a trial. Everything fits.

Should I run and show you?

How are people reacting to

your make over? We must test it once.

No problem. I am game.

Where have we come?

This is the golf club.

Oh no, do I have to play golf?

Not now, but you must learn

how to play it in the future.

The biggest business deals either

happen in office boardrooms ..

...or these golf courses.

No, listen, since childhood,

I have played carom and the small games.

And on some occasions,

cricket in my colony lane.

That is not a problem.

The instructor will teach you.

As the sixes are hit in cricket,

you have to hit the ball in this game.

And the ball has to be aimed

like carom or the board games.

Okay. You just spoke about business

deals. DO I need to do that as well?

Yes, a collaboration.

We can have a trail of your new get up.

And it will increase

the confidence as well.

Oh God.l don't understand all this.

You will learn in due course.

I will take care of it in the meanwhile.

Okay. Do I need to speak

English here? I mean"

Hi. Are the men I am

going to deal with English?

No, Japanese.

What? - Business tycoon. Mr. Takahashi.

Japanese. Oh my God.

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Dha Ni. He is Japanese.

What was the name?

Takahashi.

Right. If one has Taka(money),

he will have Hashi(smile).

The names of the Japanese

are very logical.

Takiyona Muteashi(Don't look,

I want to urinate).

Nishirate hishipawa(One

feels like urinating at night).

But Pradeep,

I don't know Japanese at all.

Don't worry at all.

You can say whatever you want to say.

I will work as the interpreter.

Okay.

This is a big oil company deal.

The Japanese will give you oil.

Japanese oil? That is great.

Japanese have everything

in a small size. Even cars.

Hello. - Hello.

Hello. - He is wishing you, Anilda.

Say something.

I see. You can wish

him on my behalf right now.

I will check if I can remember

some poem in the meanwhile.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Greetings. - Greetings.

They are giving you a proposal.

Have you decided what to say?

Yes?

Father had fever again.

It was cured by medicines.

Uncle.

Say a line.

The landlord of the area is Santosh Pal.

Which year did he

distribute the blankets?

Very good. Say another line.

Another one?

One minute.

My line is over.

The old tree is dead.

Done?

Done. - Done.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Tell me. Do I need to deal

with Japanese people from now on?

They don't know any

language but their own.

No, not just Japanese.

American, European, Scandinavian.

Everyone will be there.

But the ones we need to interact

the most with are Chinese.

What?

Chinese?

Chinese.

Listen, you gave me

a cup of tea in the morning.

That is all I have had since morning.

Now after having the peanuts

with the beer, the hunger has increased.

I am so sorry.

Come. - Yes.

The plate of the

Jhinga(vegetable) is for 1000.

Sorry, sir. That is not the vegetable.

It is Jhinga Lasooni.

"Tiger Prawns' preparation.

So it is 1000 for that?

Isn't it Chinese?

- Of course.

Of course, we do have Chinese, sir.

I mean, this is

a multi-cuisine restaurant.

You will get everything here.

North Indian, Continental"

"Thai, Sushi and whatever you wish for.

No, no, I want our food.

If China's chairman

becomes our chairman..

...why cannot we have

China's food as our own?

Right? -Right.

Sir, in that case,

what do you want to order for?

What is this? Drunken dragon?

That is.. - Is it a dish or a movie?

Actually sir,

it is a crispy crunchy lam b.

With pok choy.

Balsamic vinegar. Tossed

in mandarin sauce and sesame seeds.

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