Ashchorjyo Prodeep Page #5

Her instrument has to

be made of an economy size.

And her torso has to be miniscule.

So you are giving me

the entire size? - Yes.

Come on, we will talk

about the rest in the office.

Listen. I got the president's

award at one point of time.

They do appreciate good work.

This is quite unclear. Even

the signboard has become hazy now.

Now look at this. Haridas Pal. The

recipient of President's award. - Yes.

In the meet of all of

all the castes of idol makers.

This was really good.

Hey, Nakul.

Come and give me two cups of tea.

Come on. Come on.

"I try to make an

idol of the Goddess."

Take this.

Take this CD and this has all the

details about the size and everything.

You can email it to the party quickly.

And give me an approval.

So what is the approximate cost?

By keeping 2% for me.

Really?

Now around 4 lakhs.

4 lakhs? - Yes.

The whole veneration

can take place for 4 lakhs.

Hey, it is the last

minute order, right?

And then, the cost of

materials have increased a lot.

So what is the amount

of advance needed?

You can give 60% of

it before the work starts.

And then, give the rest

when the stuff is delivered.

I see. Okay. - Tea?

No.

I am leaving. - Okay.

I will let you know after

two or three days. - Yes.

Hey, I will forget later.

Before that, I will tell you.

Tell me.

Do they have some special demand?

Meaning?

Meaning some time back, the people

who wanted to get the idol made"

..wanted the demon's

face to look like the actor.

Now one party demanded for

this year Saraswati veneration"

"that mother's face

should be like Malamal.

Now look at this, brother. - Weird.

These are strange days.

Malamal's face on the idol?

- Why, yes!

Let me buy a bottle.

I swear, did you see the face

of Malamal on the bottle, uncle?

Yes, she is great. - Great.

Give me a pint of Hey Ham.

Pint of Hey Ham.

Here you are. Pint for Hey Ham.

Check the number.

You wasted money by buying

the ticket for lottery again?

Of course, you are not wrong.

The whole world is going

round the share market.

One of these days, I will get

a lottery for sure. Wait and watch.

The chance of you winning

and getting life on Mars is same.

Rather than that,

try for KBC or something.

There is a chance for outsiders.

Maybe you can win in that.

So what were counting

with so much of attention?

I was counting the number

and checking if it added up to 4.

My lucky number.

Numerology. - Numerology?

I can give you an interesting

knowledge on this.

But Pragyan Mukherjee doesn't

give knowledge for free.

I will charge you for this.

Lemon tea and breast cutlet.

Two breast cutlets .

Yes. it is not pronounced like that.

it is breast outlet.

Not BREAST.

But BRAISED cutlet.

Bengalis have made a lot of words in

their style according to their own wish.

Like Mounted police have

been changed to Mountain police.

Batter fry has become butter fry.

The aristocratic gossip mongers

of the old times have turned..

...a lot of English

words into funny versions.

Tell me. How?

They made a joke

of the word of military.

Ration card was Khyber(Food) pass.

Aesop's fables was turned

into lsabgol(Anti constipation).

What?

- And what is the Bengali of fig leaf?

Coriander leaf.

Really, Pragyan,

you have lots of knowledge.

I mean outer knowledge.

Yes, you make fun of me by

calling me overtly knowledgeable.

Hey, why? Why would I make fun?

I have to know so much from you.

So? How is everything going?

It is the same. One type.

I am in a bit of pressure

because I have to buy a flat.

Why?

Your old house is good enough.

Why do you want to change it?

My son wouldn't get admission in a good

school if I stay in Bechu Dutta lane.

At least New Ballygunge or something.

New Ballygunge?

The U turn for Kasba.

Just because l am a cow,

I have been caught by that ailment.

The fool seems to be following me.

Hey, you seem to be affected

by the ailment of showing off.

Sages said in the

Upanishads that ones"

...who are free from worldly

pleasures are happiest.

And the modern thought is

that in lack of things..

"There is no happiness

or fun as well.

People want more and more.

It is hunger of the demons.

The whole world is going through this.

How can you be spared?

You told me that you will tell

me something about numerology. - Yes.

Have you heard of Kennedy?

- America's president?

He was. He is dead.

He was murdered.

Do you know the name of the killer?

Now he was Austin or something..

Oswald. Lee Harvey Oswald.

And I am sure you have

heard of Abraham Lincoln as well.

Yes. Even he was American

president and he had beard.

I have seen in the pictures.

Even he was assassinated.

Do you know the name of the killer?

Do you want to quiz me about America?

John Wilkes Booth.

Maybe.

Now look at the similarity

between both the cases.

The number of letters in the name

of Kennedy is the same the Lincoln.

Really?

And the number of letters

in the name of..

...Lee Hervey Oswald is same

as John 'Wilkes Booth.

Same? - Yes. - Strange!

Not just that, Kennedy was born

just 100 years after Abraham Lincoln.

And Oswald was born 100

years after Wilkes Booth.

And Kennedy became president

right 100 years after Abraham Lincoln.

This is rather unimaginable.

Not just that. Both of them died

by getting shot behind their head.

And on both the occasions,

the day was a Friday.

Abraham Lincoln died in ford theatre.

And Kennedy was driving a car by the

Ford company at the time of his death.

Can you tell me the name of the model?

What?

Lincoln.

Hey, get lost. You are lying.

I don't lie.

If you don't believe me,

look up on the internet.

Or else, watch the series of Feluda.

Satyajit Ray wouldn't lie.

These are facts.

Actually a lot of co-incidences

like this".

...can be found in 1000 years

of the world's history.

Don't take these seriously.

Now recently, there was something

about 11th September as well. Whatever".

There is no meaning in taking

numerology and all seriously.

All of it is bogus.

This is bill for table 6.

Brother, bill.

So you are saying there is no chance

of my luck changing all of a sudden?

Meaning the life will go on like this?

In the same routine manner.

No.l didn't say that.

Now you gave me a treat.

You might get lucky

to serve food to a Brahmin.

Yes, your bill has come up to 76.

7+6 is equal to 13.

1+3 is equal to 4, your lucky number.

Go. - Go.

Uncle. Give me the ball.

Hey, uncle. Give me the ball.

Four! - Four!

Hey, keep quiet.

They will drive me mad.

He is here.

Where did you come from?

By winning over the world?

Couldn't you come a little earlier?

Disgusting.

You started as soon as I entered.

What can I do when there

is so much of work pressure?

Work pressure.

Your office is so lowly.

Even the gate has

gone for a toss. Oh God.

Move.

Go and take care of the office once.

It is not the job to deck up a bride.

Oh no. Ronty, stop this noise.

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