Ashchorjyo Prodeep Page #8

If I come in the get up of a demon,

people will get scared.

Because of a seeing me in the

get up of a demon, one of my owners..

...passed away because

the bypass instrument of..

"His heart had stopped working.

That is why, till the extent I can,

I try and look like human beings.

I got this contemporary form

because of help from a doctor.

But I know chants to

get any form I want to get.

His story is quite interesting.

- Keep those with you.

Oh thanks.

There is no need to thank me.

I am your servant.

I gave it to you when

I saw you were eager to smoke.

Although the consumption of

tobacco is really harmful for health.

I am giving you an advice

because I am older than you.

No. You are right.

Even I have almost quit.

Jhumur keeps on complaining.

Even my son has turned

out to be like that.

One day l was smoking on sly.

He saw me and went to complain

to his mother instantly.

Mother. Mother,

father is smoking cigarettes.

Now look at that.

Actually we don't have..

...the permission to use any language

but English in this house.

But my boss, Mr.

Pakrasi, has this brand.

I am here to carry out all your orders.

Tell me,

what is your wish at the moment?

Now the wishes are a lot and..

The first and foremost wish

at the moment should be a cup of tea.

Yes.

Hey, you seem to know everything.

You don't have a brother-in-law.

You have only one

sister-in-law called Nupur.

They have a lot of brains.

Just because they stay in a good flat.

So you mean to say that

you need a very good residence.

Right.

South facing.

One..

A decent sized flat.

One in Kasba will do as well.

If you so wish, I can arrange

for a flat anywhere in the world.

Mumbai, Dubai or Shanghai.

Or in the cities of New York or London.

Who wants London? London will

be established here after sometime.

But if it is London or something,

it isn't too bad.

I think it is good to go ahead slowly.

Or else, there can be an IT raid.

Yes. All the formalities that

they have will make me go to hell.

Income tax. Vigilance. CBI.

All the politicians,

leaders and their secretaries.

They take bribes and commit

frauds and move around with attitude.

After two days, even you will

move around as being one of them.

Let it be whenever it has to happen.

But the point is that a flat

in Kolkata will do at the moment.

I was saying that there is a building

called Withering Heights or something.

They give a lot of advertisements.

Can I get one in that?

Of course. - God.

I need a new cell phone.

The old set that I had

has gone for a toss. I mean..

What is this? This is a Blackberry.'

My boss has it.

This new form of black berries

is quite useful although it is modern.

This has a picture of the

mysterious lamp with a button on it.

If you press it,

I will come here in front of you.

You don't need to use

the old phone anymore.

Oh wow, he is a high technology demon.

Come with me right now.

- Where?

To go and find out

about your new residence.

Hey, this is such

an unbelievable miracle!

Let me get ready in a jiffy.

Go.

'Cigarette smoking is injurious

to health and causes cancer.'

'Cigarette smoking is injurious

to health and causes cancer.'

Okay, what are we traveling in?

By a taxi?

Because I don't have a lot of cash.

Actually I spent a lot of it yesterday.

Don't worry unnecessarily.

There is no reason for cash to travel.

The grand car that you

saw in the song yesterday.

The same car?

It will come here if you order.

Okay.

Let me order for it.

If a big car enters such

a small lane like this..

"Wouldn't the people

around me have a doubt?

As soon as results of the

stroke of luck are announced"

...no one will doubt your luck.

Stroke of luck?

Lottery.'

In that, your number is..

One minute.

- 5713446201.

God. You know this too?

Speculation. Your hobby. - Yes.

You will be victorious in this.

Hey, will I win?

Really?

Now I will teach a lesson to Pragyan.

He is an atheist.

He doesn't believe in anything, you

know. In God, astrologer, numerology"

...or Homeopathy. None of these.

He can only claim tall words.

Hey, are you telling me the truth?

Will I win? Sanguine?

Of course. - Wow.

You will win the jackpot as well.

What is that?

What is that?

Oh lord, jackpot!

Hey, your language is

a little too pure. You know?

Please make it a little simple.

- You are my Lord.

I will speak in the

language you ask me to.

Wow.

You can choose any language

you wish to in this.

Really?

Write this. Bengali Street language.

Don't worry, boss.

I will do as you ask me to do.

It will be great.

Hey, this is again a bit of an extreme.

Not that rough. A little less.

How is this?

Bengali Colloquial. - Colloquial.

What is the point of delaying?

Come on, let us leave.

That is right. Come on.

I cannot even imagine!

This demon seems to be genuine.

Let me check this car out!

Come in, sir.

Okay.

Wow, this is quite huge and spacious.

We can spread the legs and sit here.

There are arrangements

for drinking as well?

Yes?

Wow. Oh sorry.

Really, it isn't like

a car but an air plane.

Aishik's father will

be stunned to see this.

Fool. He has such a small

car and yet he is so proud.

Hot? Should I make the AC stronger, sir?

There he goes again.

Thank God. The Bengali

teacher had made corrections.

It is not the way we pronounce it.

Air conditioner.

Add air to conditioner.

Joint words. I remember that.

Or else, I wouldn't have been

able to understand your difficult words.

What I was saying that if you

use some English words in between..

...It will be easier

for me to understand.

Okay, sir. Sorry. I was saying,

should I make the AC stronger?

No, no. Okay.

Fulfill our demands.

- Wake up and rebel!

To get our demands fulfilled"

- Unite together and rebel against them .

Against the central government

and their rule.. - Come on.

Oh no. There is a

jam right at the start.

Such cars cannot run on such roads.

And then,

a march has been taken out again.

God knows what the march is for.

For the small business's problems.

What is the point of organizing

these meetings and revolutions?

In the meanwhile, the political parties

take money and make profits out of this.

Nothing will come out of this.

Whatever has to happen will happen.

I was saying that all the new

roads have been constructed, right?

Like the bypass and

the flyovers and all.

We can go from there. - Okay.

There are private hospitals

on both sides of the road.

This is where surgeries are

called as Bypass surgeries"

"and huge costs are charged.

That is why this road

is called as Bypass.

Okay. What should I call you as?

Pradeep Dutta?

Whatever you think is right, sir.

Hey, don't call me sir for

every small thing. Call me by my name.

How is that possible, sir?

You are my boss.

Call me Anilda. That is good.

Anilda?

Okay, if you write Anilda in English

and make a jumbled word out of it..

...do you know what comes out of it?

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