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Anyone can give me a betting

advice fortoday's horse-racing?

You should bet on number 7.

What is it, son?

"The Association Of

Charming Contractor's Daughter".

We thought so much about it.

How did you find it?

C'mon bros. Lets raise some

money forthe benefit of our association.

you will get the rest later.

OK, give it to me.

I am getting 500 from Uncle Miran.

Nafiz, we want 900 from you.

There is an ache right here.

C'mon Nafiz, don't fake it.

Give me the money.

Don't count, give me all of them.

There is 400 here,

I will take 500 from you later.

I am putting ourmoney into the safe.

Oh boy, you look like an anchovy.

What do you think, Ali?

It looks OK, I guess.

But this trouser is too tight.

- And it should be.

- What do you mean "it should be"?

- Just make it a bit more comfortable.

- It should be a bit tight.

Why? How I am going to

talk to her like this?

It should grab and squeeze your balls.

What are you doing?

I can not go to the cocktail like this.

You should start from her hair.

First you will fond

her hair like this...

...then you will use

your fingers like a comb.

Therefore, she will get

into yourfrequency.

- Frequency?

- Frequency.

How is it?

- Old fashioned.

- This one?

I didn't like the colour.

What about this?

- It is like...

- Like what?

You don't appreciate my art.

You should touch

her waist just like this.

But, if you really

want to turn her on...

...you must work on her neck.

- Neck?

- Neck.

What will you say this time?

- Nice.

- Try it on, then.

I will fix you something...

...just because it is for a mission.

And her hips, the most lustful...

Oops, don't enterthere.

We were about to enterthe best place.

Just leave it for now,

you will enter later.

By the way if I manage attract

herthat will be because of you.

You are my master.

You shine like a new penny, kid.

Drive it carefully, bro.

I borrowed it from my cousin.

Please take a good care of it.

OK, don't worry, Cemal.

Take this.

Let's see what you will do.

You look like an actor.

Don't forget the lectures!

Don't let us down.

- Don't drive so fast.

- Let's go.

Operation is on!

Dear guests, thank you for joining us...

...on this night organized for

the benefit of Friends of Nature.

I would like to present to you the

hostess of this beautiful evening...

...Ms. Gzde Akbayrak!

Welcome you all.

Dearfriends of nature, I know you

all are very sensitive about this issue...

...so I'll cut it short, don't worry.

There is an Indian saying that goes...

"We do not want to harm trees.

Whenever we have to cut them down...

...we offerthem some tobacco in return.

We never waste any wood.

We take only what

we need and we use all of it.

If we don't considertheirfeelings

and not offerthem some tobacco in return...

...all the othertrees will weep forthem.

And that would hurt us."

We should give before we take.

I would like to thank in advance

all friends of nature who will donate.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...the most generous guest of the

night will be honored with a plaquette.

Now it's yourturn.

- 10.000.

- 10.000 TL from Mr. Faruk Baykara.

Write down 15.000 on me, sister.

I guess the highest

donation is 21.000 TL.

What a charitable, patriotic

person you are.

Have some, you will like it.

Thank you.

But dessert is not really my thing.

Then you try it, my hero.

Thank you, I have already tasted.

- Hello, my name is Gzde Akbayrak.

- Ali Tanriverdi.

It's a pleasure.

Let me congratulate you.

But why didn't you get

your plaquette on stage?

We could have a photograph taken together.

And you did not give any interview.

I don't donate forfame.

Besides I think charity

works should stay as a secret.

Rememberthe saying "a hand should

not see what the other hand gives".

What sector do you work in?

Fire.

- Fire?

- Fire.

I mean, we produce

helicopters which put wildfires out.

- Interesting.

- Yes, it is.

Our latest model has the capacity of

putting 3 burning trees out in 1second.

We usually work in summer.

You know, the season of fire.

- Let me congratulate you one more time.

- Thanks.

I have to confess though...

...I have made some mistakes

as well at nature's cost.

But now, I feel like my soul purifies

itself as I watch my grandfather's...

...forest gets bigger and bigger.

- Forest?

- Yes, ourfamily owns a memorial forest.

- Near Polonezky.

- That's great!

I visit there once a week to

escape the...

...mayhem ofmodern life.

The smell of pine trees...

...singing birds, that light breeze...

You should see it.

It's like a Garden of Eden.

You should see it.

Would you like to see it?

Boo! What's this son? 21,000 TL!

Did you pay 21,000 TL

for a simple plaquette?

Hseyin sells one of these just for 5 TL.

What should I do? The girl is rich.

Some f*ggot donated 20,000 TL,

so I could not just stand there.

But, the good news is

bird is in the cage.

So all you needed was

just one night, my boy.

So you got the girl, well done.

I am his master, that's why.

I told her we have a

memorial forest in Polonezky.

What forest, son?

Everything is under control, father.

No need to worry.

Dursun, you should

get a big signboard done.

Write down my grandfather's name at

the top and "Memorial Forest" underthat.

OK, the name at the top

and memorial forest underthat.

Ok, I am leaving,

I am going to change.

Nuri! Set up a swing

under one of the trees.

- Consider it done.

- Have a good day.

C'mon boys, time for raising money.

Here we are.

"Dursun Tanriverdu Memorial Forest".

Are you from

Eastern Black Sea region?

My late grandfather...

...was a very playful man.

It is as beautiful as you told.

A forest is the

best thing to leave behind.

I wish everybody would think that way.

Sometimes I don't understand people.

They only think of

making more and more money.

They are so blind that they could

destroy this beauty in cold blood.

When my grandpa brought me

here forthe first time...

...all these trees were so little.

They grew up with me.

I have witnessed this miracle.

While my friends were having

fun in an amusement park...

...I was looking forward to

come here with my grandpa.

There is something

I'd like to show you.

Here we are.

This is one of the greatest

childhood memories ofmine.

A swing.

Has it been here all these years?

Ali, this is made of oak tree.

Do you know that lightning

mostly fall on oak trees?

Of course, I know.

Lightning mostly fall on oak trees.

Chestnut, beech, acorn...

...underneath leaves...

- Above clouds.

Do you know the song?

Of course I know...

- I was singing that song when I was here.

- Sing it, then.

- Now?

- Yes.

OK.

Chestnut, beech, acorn.

Underneath leave, above clouds.

That would be enough forme,

you have a great voice.

Just name it. I can make a best of

album of ourfavorite childhood songs.

Slowly.

Sh*t!

I told you to come earlier, didn't I?

We are on time,

they are the early ones.

That's what I'm saying.

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