Aspen Extreme Page #2

Well Enough To Ask--

You Don't Know Me

At All.

That's True.

But I Think You're Making

A Real Mistake Not Hiring

Dexter Rutecki.

He'd, He'd Make

A Great Ski Instructor.

How Would You Know ? You've

Only Been A Ski Instructor

For 15 Minutes.

I Just Know, You Know ?

He's A Great Guy.

Our Clients Pay $400

A Day For Private Lessons.

For That, They Expect

Ski Instructors...

To Be A Certain Type,

Have A Certain Look

Like You.

Part Of The Job Is

Fulfilling A Fantasy,

And You're The Fantasy.

I'm Afraid Your Friend

Is Not.

You Ski Very Well.

So Does He.

Skiing Is The Easy Part.

I Can't Take This Job

Without Him.

He's My Best Friend.

We Came Out Here Together.

I Can't Just Leave Him.

Please ?

I Mean...

Give Him All The Students

Nobody Else Wants. He's

Great With People Like That.

[ Dex ]

Teej, You Awake ?

Yeah.

I Didn't Make The Cut,

Did I ?

You Got The Job,

Didn't You ?

My Name Looked A Little

Funny On The List, You Know ?

Come On, Dexter,

There's Not Enough

Room In Here For You

To Get Paranoid.

I Was The Sixth Guy And

They Were Only Gonna Take Five.

Dex, You Skied Great,

All Right ?

Why Don't You

Go To Sleep ?

I Really Made The Cut ?

Yes !

You Know, You Might

Wanna Think About

Gettin' A Different Hat.

What Are You,

The Fashion Police ?

God, This Is Great,

Just Great.

I'm Sorry, Okay ?

I Told You To Fill The Propane !

Did I Say, "Fill The Propane" ?

I Was Excited. I Forgot.

You Were Excited, Terrific.

We Freeze To Death !

We'll Find

A Place Open.

Where ?

It's 5:
00 In The Morning !

[ Dex ]

Do You Think That's

Who We Heard On The Radio ?

I Hope So.

Great. We Know Her.

Come On.

Whoa, Dex, Wait.

[ Soft Rock ]

[ Knocking ]

[ Knocking ]

Can We Come In ?

What ?

I'm On The Air.

We're Out Of Propane.

We're Freezing.

Actually, We're Okay.

We're Fine.

He's Lying, We're Freezing.

No, I'm Not Lying.

We're Completely Fine.

He's Lying !

[ Slurping ]

We Won't Stay

Very Long.

You Can Stay

Until You Get Warm.

Thanks.

My Name's T.J.

This Is My Friend Dexter.

How You Doin' ?

- We're New In Town.

- There's A News Bulletin.

We Were Just Hired To Be

Ski Instructors.

There's Like

100 Guys Try Out,

They Only Take Five.

Six !

Six.

There's Always 100 Guys.

Maybe Two Make It 'Til Spring.

- We'll Make It.

- Not Sleeping In Your Car

At 36 Below Zero.

And If

You're Feelin' Good,

About Ten Inches Of

New Snow On The Top Of Ajax

Will Make You Feel Great.

Actually,

It's A Van.

- What ?

- You Said We Were

Sleepin' In A Car.

Oh.

He Doesn't Want You To Think

That We're Ski Bums.

I Guess You Better Find

A Place To Live, Huh ?

Do You Know Where We Might

Find A Place, Like, Uh...

350 A Month,

Couple Of Bedrooms, View ?

Yeah. Missouri.

She's Serious.

We Better Go.

What Do We Owe You

For The Coffee ?

Don't Freeze To Death.

Aspen Citizen Of The Day Is

Milt Phillips, A 26-Year Veteran

Of The Fire Department.

Congratulations, Milt.

Good Job.

[ Woman ]

Every Winter We Do This,

And Every Winter I Tell You

I Don't Want To Do This.

I Get Four Weeks Off A Year.

You Get Two And I Get Two.

I Take My Two

In Aspen.

I'm A Warm-Weather Person.

The Bahamas, That's A Vacation.

Oh !

Hi, There. My Name's T.J.

I'll Be Your Ski Instructor.

But What The Hell ?

Marriage Is A Compromise.

We'll Work It Out.

I Don't Wanna Ski

With Santa.

You Didn't Want To Ski

With Hans Or Mark Either.

Daddy And I Want

To Ski, Kimberly.

Santa Will Be Fun !

I Hate Santa !

I'm Sorry.

I Wasn't Nuts About Him Either.

I Always Got Socks.

Well... Good Luck.

How You Guys Doin' ?

Ah... Okay.

We Got Donner And Dancer

And Prancer And Dumbo.

Dumbo's An Elephant !

That's Okay.

Elephants Can Ski.

I Want To Be

Blitzen.

Okay,

You Can Be Blitzen.

You're Blitzen

And You're Dumbo.

I'm Rudolph !

I'm Not--

I'm Rudolph.

Here's What We Got.

We Got Donner, Dancer, Prancer,

Rudolph, Gumby, Dumbo,

Blitzen, Sneezy, Burpy,

Chewie And Cheezy

Over At The End.

You Guys Wanna Go Skiing ?

Shall We Go Skiing ?

Let's Go Skiing.

Follow Me !

Ho-Ho-Ho !

On Donner, On Dancer,

On Rudolph,

On Dumbo,

On Prancer.

Keep Your Knees Bent.

That's It.

Stay On The Center

Of Your Skis.

Is This Great Or What ?

Yeah, T.J.,

This Is Great.

You Got To Be

Ski Instructors,

I Got To Be Santa Claus.

How's The

Suit Work ?

Like A Porsche, Man.

Had This Woman In My Class.

She Was All Over Me.

She's A Doctor Too.

You Can't Pick Up Women When

You're Santa Claus. They

Think It's Sacrilegious.

Rutecki !

Now What ?

Probably Wants To Measure

You For That Bunny Suit.

Kimberly's Mother

Said To Say Thanks.

You Did A Good Job.

A Hundred Bucks And Away !

Best Restaurant In Town.

I Can't.

Why ?

I Got A

Doctor's Appointment.

I Gotta Dump This Suit.

Good Evening.

I Hope This Meets

With Your Approval.

It's A Great Atmosphere,

Huh ?

I Wonder How Much

It Is.

Look, Like These Things

Don't Even Have Prices.

Teej, I Got A Hundred Bucks.

Relax.

Bonsoir, Monsieur.

No, Thank You.

Ah, [ Clearing Throat ]

Excuse Me.

How Much

Is The Shrimp ?

The Scampi, The Mediterranean,

The White Sauce Or Cocktail ?

The Cocktail.

Seven Dollar.

Jesus.

Excuse Me, How Many

Shrimp Do You Get With That ?

One, The Shrimp

Are A La Carte.

Okay, Well, Uh,

I Think I'll Have

The Cocktail.

And How Many

Shrimp, Sir ?

One.

Very Good.

Pour Vous, Monsieur ?

- You Got Beef ?

- Of Course.

What Does That Mean,

A La Carte ?

It's-- They Take The

Shrimp Outta The Shell.

[ T.J. ]

Think We Got Enough

Left Over For A Pizza ?

You Shoulda Had The Beef.

Dexter,

We Live In A Car.

Whoa. We Did

Not Order That.

The Lady Said To Say

Congratulations.

Drink.

It's Very Good.

It Should Be.

It's $600 A Bottle.

Ah, It's Good.

It's A Little Tangy,

But--

I Could Get Used

To That.

How Was The Wine ?

Ah... It Was Great.

But I Think

It's Champagne.

I'm Glad

You Liked It.

I'm Bryce Kellogg.

I Knew It Would Be Something

Like That. Ow !

Congratulations On

Making The Ski School.

Uh-Huh.

I'm Having Some Friends

Up To The House Tonight.

Would You Come ?

Both Of Us ?

Of Course.

Are We Otherwise

Engaged ?

I Think

We're Available.

Sure.

[ Indistinct Chatter ]

I'm Trying To Keep Up

With Him.

Hi.

Come On.

See Those People

Over There ?

Bryce ?

Hello, Franz.

Do You Know T.J. ?

I've Been

Waiting For You.

Are You Sure

You Haven't Met ?

Not Exactly.

But I've Seen Your Picture

On A Poster.

T.J.'S One Of

The New Guys.

I Can Tell.

Look, If I'm In The Way--

Don't Be Silly.

No, Be Silly.

[ Speaking German ]

[ Speaking German ]

Seasons Change.

Do They ?

Yes.

Hmm.

Excuse Me.

Could I Get

A Drink, Please ?

What Can I Getcha ?

Do You Know How To

Make A Tequila Slammer ?

I Went To High School,

Yes.

Could I Have One,

Please ?

Excuse Me.

How Much Do You Think It

Costs To Heat This Place ?

[ Speaking Russian ]

That Much, Huh ?

So You're New In Town,

T.J.

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