Attacked on Set Page #2
- Year:
- 2012
- 65 min
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we're gonna have some problems.
Come on!
No! No!
Get off!
Somebody call me the cops!
That won't be necessary.
We are live with a breaking story.
A local developer is trying to cut down
the tree which is home to the last
living passenger parrot.
The site will be used as the future home
for a statue of our great leader of the United States.
We'll be covering this story for as long
as it takes.
Back to you studio.
You hang in there buddy.
Keep fighting the good fight.
music
Yeah, I think you got all of it in there buddy.
The generator's out of gas
but the gas can's empty so
what do you want me to do?
Do I look like a f***ing mechanic?
I'm f***ing talent.
I don't play with gas.
Why don't you siphon it out of the van?
You guys are f***ing idiots around here.
Can you please leave?
I can see you in my reflection.
I read the script you know.
I didn't know they had a picture book version.
Well...
I know about the sex scene you have with
my boyfriend.
So what?
He's only doing it because he has to.
it's not like he wants to.
Oh yeah?
Well, I've been fantasizing about it all week.
I can't wait to post all the juicy
details on the internet
pictures and everything.
He's going to love doing this scene with me.
He couldn't enjoy it even if he wants to.
I'm gonna be on set and see the whole thing.
Oh yeah?
Watch this.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Yeah sure.
What's up?
I'm a little nervous about doing the sex scene.
Can you make sure that no one extra is on set?
Just crew only.
Yeah no problem.
Thanks sweetie!
You're welcome.
You know.
I'm crazy enough to f***ing hurt you!
Listen up!
Everyone needs to go outside.
I've got some business to take care of.
NOW!
You too sugar c*nt.
What are you doing here?
I'm in charge of building the sets.
How about you?
I'm with him.
You wanna hit?
Sure.
Thanks.
She's a total b*tch.
I know why do you hate her?
She called me a whore.
I'm not a whore.
I'm a high-priced call girl.
There's a f***ing difference.
What have you got?
I got the newest version of the script here.
It just needs a final scene reworked.
Keep working on it!
What do you got?
Is it any good?
Hey, now you're offending me man.
This is the best sh*t on the streets right now.
This right here.
Four times as potent as last week.
Open it up.
Stick your finger right in there.
Hey!
Has anyone seen anything...
suspicious?
What do you mean by suspicious?
Someone's been going around town
chopping people up!
How much are we talking here?
Another hundred grand.
I already loaned you $100,000 for this movie
and then you told me you won't even need all of it.
There's been some unexpected costs
that made it go over budget.
Unexpected costs like what?
Cocaine and hookers?
Here's $20,000.
If you don't finish this f***ing movie
I'll personally rip your cock off
and then throw it in the freeway myself!
Do i make myself clear?
Yes.
You can pass the word along to you stupid
director friend too.
What the f*** are you doing here?
You two know each other?
Oh Yeah.
This is one of my b*tches.
I'm sorry.
Is she for you?
Please tell me
that you're not paying my b*tches
with the money I'm loaning you.
I'm getting paid with my own f***ing money.
aint that some sh*t!
Well, just to let you know.
The cops are here.
Not for the drugs.
Someone's going around killing people.
Noise:
"girl screams"What is it baby?
Go look for yourself.
Is it real?
Oh, it's real alright.
Of course it's real!
Look at the sweeping secondhand.
Not the watch!
The severed arm it's attached to!
We've been finding
body parts scattered all over town.
This is the second one today.
We could've used that arm as a prop.
We could use that watch as a down payment.
Listen up everyone!
Someone
or something's
killing people.
Stay inside
and keep the doors locked.
If you need to make a phone call, do it now.
The cell tower is going to be out for the next six hours.
maintenance.
It's too late.
They're already dead.
What no cellphone reception?
Looks like you won't be able to post those
Tramp!
Slut!
Oh, you can keep doing your bickering
but do it inside.
Keep the doors locked
and if you see anything suspicious
let me know.
Check this out down here.
Prime it six times.
Yeah. Pull choke.
What do you think you're doing?
He was showing me his chainsaw.
It's the best on the market.
Damn straight.
Here's your chainsaw.
No!
No!
Don't you die on me!
NO!
NO!
This just in.
I repeat. The passenger parrot is dead.
This bird was keeping you from
developing your land now that the
species is no longer around
what are your thoughts?
Screw the bird!
I'm just glad I can get back to work.
There you have it folks.
Capitalism at its best.
I was only playing.
He tried to grope me on the last movie we worked on too.
You were wearing a dress.
What did you expect?
Listen! Either he leaves or I do!
It's up to you.
i'm sorry.
You're gonna have to leave.
I can't lose my leading actress
I got dropped off.
I'm gonna need a ride back to town.
Give him a ride back to town.
Put some gas in it too.
It won't start.
What do you mean it won't start?
I don't know. It must be out of gas.
It's no problem.
I'll just
Walk up the road and call a friend.
You're the one that invited him.
Yeah. Well, your pimp is my dealer
and main investor.
You told him i was paying you.
So what!
Deal with it!
He loaned me the money I paid you with.
He's not too happy.
That sounds like
you're losers problems.
Not mine.
Losers?
Why don't you get the f*** out of here!
Writer's going into town.
Why don't you get a ride with him.
Maybe you can make a quick buck while you're at it.
F*** you.
What the f***?!
Hey!
Who's in here?
Hello.
Listen.
Are you alone?
Yeah.
What did I say?
I said walk in packs.
Stay in a group.
It's not safe out there!
There's someone killing people.
And chopping them up.
And he will do the same to you.
Yeah, well
tell that to the guy that left me alone.
You show me where he is
and i will show him the law!
What happened to your arm?
Oh!
Nothing
my
my little puppy...
He's got a
bit of a temper on him.
I forgot to give him his medication.
Are you making a call?
It's not gonna happen.
Sorry honey.
Cell towers out for the next three hours
If you would've listened
Well.
I need a ride back into town
Well.
Did you know I'm a police officer?
I have a job to do.
I have to make my rounds
and if I see your pretty little face
don't worry honey
I'll pick you up.
Sure. Thanks.
No problem.
Be careful out there.
He never shares his drugs with you?
Why not?
OMG:
Oh thanks baby.
What's going on in here!?
You gettin' my girl high?
Yeah!
Come on b*tch!
This bum is trouble.
I can't believe you'd hook up with that bum.
He gave you coke didn't he?
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