Autobahnraser

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Good evening.

Your papers, please.

What's the problem?

- You're driving on the highway like that?

Why?

Is there something wrong with me?

Not you, I mean your tyres.

Breaker 1-9. The highway pirates

left with my Twin Turbos.

All units, a car theft

on the A-40

between Duisburg-Homberg

and Moers.

There.

Good lord. Your hands are all

covered in yucky stuff.

Can I help you?

No, that's ok.

Just pay attention, next time you

can do it yourself.

I wont have to.

There's always a loser that stops.

This is commissioner Schmitt.

We are flying right above them.

Wait for my orders.

We are going to arrest them.

This is going to be a great day.

Pay attention. They cannot escape

through the exit.

They are passing the exit.

They are driving straight on.

Units 2421 and 4002 are in pursuit.

At last. Thanks.

Schmitt to all units.

Close off exit 128 immediately.

come on, guys, you can do this.

don't let them get away.

Quickly. block the exit.

F***. What are those a**holes doing?

Whose orders are they following?

Schmitt to all units. The highway

pirates are back on the A-40.

What are you doing?

High voltage cables.

I have to fly higher.

Dammit, they are getting away.

Is there anyone listening to me?

Is anybody there?

No, everyone is in pursuit.

Are you kidding? Is there nobody

on the A40 towards Duisberg-Homberg?

There must be somebody

around here somewhere.

Officer Krause.

Krause, hurry up, follow them.

- Who?

The six Audis, dumbass.

Leave now.

Krause, you moron.

What have you done?

I'll rip your ass apart.

Do you know what you have done!

You will pay. You are a disgrace

to the police.

No, to all of humanity,

dammit.

Every car has to be tested.

I will check it fast.

Let me see what this baby can do.

That's not standard.

So much power.

And now?

Hello.

Your papers, please.

- What's wrong? Did I drove too fast?

You were going faster than 210 km/h.

What? That's impossible.

Did you fool around with

the speed indicator?

No.

- Yes you did. It has to be.

Have it checked,

or I will disapprove the car.

You will get a ticket.

Sure sure.

A warning will not do.

Wait a minute. I didn't even drive.

Did you see that? soon they

will have their own T-shirt.

Wait.

- You must do something about that.

All in time.

- Right, officer.

They are just laughing at you.

I don't want last night to

repeat itself again, ok?

trace whatsoever. Be so proud.

And it is the third time

under my command.

That's why you will get

a special training

to avoid further disasters

and to prepare you.

Any questions?

I got something, I think.

Krause... If I were you, I

wouldn't draw so much attention

But if you insist...

I have something you must see.

must see?

or should see?

He wants a company picknick

No, I think that Grillfest

is the codename

For illegal speedway races.

- Speedway races?

Yeah. It's today.

If we plan it well.

We can catch them.

We?

Yeah. They cause problems.

They are laughing at us.

We must catch them.

Alright, alright. You are convincing.

Deal with them, Krause.

Do you know whose car this is?

Why? Do you want to buy it?

Unfortunately, it is too expensive.

I do want to challenge it.

To challenge it?

For a piss contest?

For a race.

With that piece of junk there?

- Yes, with that. Why not?

Listen, you don't stand a chance.

It's best to save your energy.

I'm willing to bet on it

I'm in a race with some

friends later on.

The owner of that car can send

me a message.

Where?

- If he registers

he gets a message. Alright?

- Alright.

Thanks.

Come on.

Hold on.

Can we come?

- Yeah sure, great.

What was that all about?

Ask information about Grillfest.

Message send.

You are registered for Grillfest.

Hurry up. This is a special training,

Not a walk in the park.

Krause...

Let's repeat

special training.

Speedway racers.

- Good.

Like this you can't cause damage.

I hope.

Grillfest, parking Zollverein,

Sushi Express.

Sushi Express.

Hello. Sushi Express.

Express? Is that funny? You were

supposed to come here at 6.15pm

It's 6.15pm right now, man.

And a smartass as well

Can you believe this?

No, everything ok. perfect.

- I want to send everything back.

Said so before then.

What are you doing?

Leave the sushi here.

Bringing, taking...

Make up your mind, man.

Watch your mouth, ok?

I practise Karate.

Not a good idea.

- Honey, don't look.

Hello.

Keep it.

Thanks.

I am Moni.

I am Bruno.

Sorry about that mess.

- Oh well.

And that's my car

Just kidding.

It's from the neighbours.

It's not...?

- My ex? That's his.

And now? I can't pee anymore.

Grillfest?

Grillfest.

Grillfest.

Dammit.

Weren't you going to get another car.

These are identical.

Perhaps on the outside they are.

But what's inside is important.

Do you still think my car's beautiful?

Why didn't you tell me it was yours.

I made a fool out of myself.

Why?

We can still race, can't we?

Against you? No way,

that wouldn't be a fair race.

I thought you were going

to race that ancient car of yours.

Why not? A car can't race when

it's not new?

Even if it was new you wouldn't

stand a chance.

You are self assured, aren't you?

Is everything ok?

- Everything is fine.

Bruno, I'm going to kick your ass.

- Yeah? I'll wait for you at the finish.

What a cutey.

What?

Easy, babe, this is a race.

Don't you want me to drive?

- Get your license first.

There's nothing about it. I am

a natural talent, like Maverick.

I feel the need for speed.

I'm ready.

Won't we take my car?

- Which one you have?

It's certainly faster than this.

- Yeah? We'll see about that.

Drive. Drive, drive.

It has been fun. Bye.

You don't see that every day.

He is gaining on us. Faster.!

- He'll never give up.

You're too slow.!

- Leave me alone.!

What are you doing?

I can't believe this.

This is madness.

That's a Polo, not a Ferrari.

Get rid of him.

What a hidious Polo, man.

He's filming us, man.

He films us. Shake him off.

Ok guys, concentrate.

The training starts now.

Wait, there are two cars coming.

Let them pass.

Nice, cops.

It was just disapproved.

Everyone ready? Let's go.

There's oil on the road.

- Keep on going.

Nice driving, dumbass.

You're welcome.

Is everything OK?

I just hurt my neck.

You can't drive.

- And you are not allowed to drive.

Come on, give me some space.

- Alex, you are breaking the car

Let me drive.

I have gasoline in my blood.

Drive. You drive.

- Are you crazy?

Move over. I'll show you

how it's done.

I can't wait.

Well done. Some applause

from the backseat please.

I want to sit in front.

- Come. Jump to the frontseat.

I rule the world.

Pass by that ugly polo now.

- I'm giving it all that I have.

Record this, dude.

Go ahead, record this.

That's how you do it.

Come on, baby.

Enough playing.

Magnicificent.

The damage is less worse

than it looks.

But what counts, is that the

men are unharmed.

And the stolen cars?

And the highway pirates?

That's classified.

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