Autopsy

She's totally sober saying that, I swear.

I swear. Totally sober.

- Time to cut.

- Not!

I'm having so much fun.

- Are you videoing this?

- This is the best trip ever.

Can I have a kiss?

All right, here we are... Mardi Gras.

When is it?

I don't know when it is.

But we're in Mardi Gras.

It's f***in' awesome.

Who is this kid?

- Hey, Russia, I'll introduce you.

- Russia.

- Meet my new buddy, the Russian.

- Russia!

Damitri? Damitri.

- Dmitri. Hey.

- Dmitri.

Dmitri's over here studyin',

but he's going to jump in a car with us,

and we're gonna take him over to Jack's.

Anybody hurt?

I don't know.

I was just driving.

Baby, you all right?

You sure you're not hurt anywhere?

Oh, my God, look at my car!

Look at this.

It's a f***in' mess.

Does anybody have a working phone?

It doesn't matter.

There's no signal.

How in the hell are we gonna

get outta here?

I'm with you. Relax.

Oh, you're cut.

It's nothing.

Just a little glass hit me.

Look at the state

of this f***ing thing, huh?

- Look at the window.

- It's gonna be okay.

- You were lucky.

- Just take it easy.

So damn lucky, man.

Don't cry.

I gotta take a piss.

Jude, come on, man.

Move on.

You're not even together anymore.

Movin' on.

He's frickin' welcome to her.

Jesus Christ!

Motherf***er! F***!

What is it?

- You hit him.

- That's impossible.

I didn't see him.

Did you guys see him?

- Check his pulse!

- I don't like doing...

Motherf***er!

Oh, come on!

He bled in my mouth!

- F***!

- Oh, my God! What...

- How badly is he hurt?

- We need to help him!

And he's in a f***in' hospital gown!

- Calm down!

- He could have anything!

- Jesus Christ!

- We have to help him.

Bobby, help me, please.

- We gotta do something.

- You gotta be f***in' kidding me!

Hey, over here!

- Over here!

- Here!

Yeah! Hey!

Yeah, come on, come on.

There's... S-Some guy

came out from nowhere, man.

Over here, man.

There's somebody on the ground.

He's wearing a hospital gown.

- Can you tell me what happened?

- The guy came from out of nowhere.

Is he gonna be okay?

That's him.

Easy. Come on.

- Easy.

- On 3.

Jesus.

Easy, buddy. Let's go.

Come on, buddy.

On 3, baby. Ready?

What the hell is this guy doing out here?

He freaked out before surgery and ran.

The drugs do that sometimes.

We've been looking for this guy for hours.

Doc is gonna be pissed, man.

I heard that.

You know, you guys look pretty banged up.

You might need some medical attention.

What about the car?

Well, you know, I think the most

important thing right now is your health.

I mean, we can call a tow truck if you want.

If you want to hop in...

- Okay.

- Just watch your step.

- That's it.

- Now you, cowboy.

Watch your step, buddy.

There you go.

Everything's gonna be okay.

I can't believe this is happening.

He's not gonna make it.

He's dying.

That's nice.

You a f***in' doctor?

You're gonna be okay.

We're almost at the hospital.

You're gonna make it, okay?

No!

Okay, everybody.

Come on out.

Watch your step, darlin'.

It's very slippery here.

Careful.

There you go.

Nice and easy.

Step out. It's slippery.

It'll be okay, son.

It'll be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

Don't worry.

Everyone, please.

Please take a seat.

Thank you.

Aren't we a bunch of lucky ducks?

Now, is anyone experiencing

any dizziness,

shortness of breath, or pain?

My n... My neck is really sore.

Probably whiplash.

We'll take a look.

Yeah, ma'am, I swallowed

a ton of that guy's blood, so...

All right. Well, nothin' serious.

Nothing serious?

What, are you kidding?

I could've caught anything.

You see that guy?

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to wait

while we tend to our more

critical patients first.

I got his blood in my mouth!

We have been operating

on a skeleton crew

ever since Katrina,

and we're very backed up.

I'm sure you understand.

Now, if each one of you

will fill out these forms

as thoroughly as possible,

we can get started.

- Wait. Where's Emily?

- I think she's still outside.

- Do you want me to go get her?

- I'll go.

Hey.

You okay?

It looks like it's gonna rain.

Em, he's in good hands.

What if he dies?

He's not gonna die.

Oh, my God, what if... what if he has kids

waiting for him to come home?

Stop.

They're gonna take good care of him inside.

Baby, it wasn't your fault.

It was an accident.

- Sorry. I'll be fine.

- Don't apologize.

Everything's gonna be all right,

and we're gonna get through this together.

Listen to me.

I could be infected

with God knows what, okay?

Now, what does this guy have?

Heart disease.

You can't catch it.

Sit.

Come on. Let's go inside.

In a minute. I just...

I just need to prepare myself

for the smell.

The smell?

They all smell the same, hospitals.

I hate that smell.

I know.

But you still have to go inside

and get checked out.

We'll be back on the road in a few hours,

and before you know it,

this will all be over.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Bobby, you're bleeding.

It's nothing.

It's just a scrape.

I'll be all right.

- Yes.

- Marian.

Dr. Benway.

How unfortunate.

- Yes, I understand.

- Quickly.

- I'll take care of it right away.

- Make it happen.

Thank you.

Good news, young man.

An exam room just opened up.

Finally. Thank you.

Excuse me, Nurse.

My boyfriend's bleeding.

- Have a seat.

- No, but he's bleeding.

- It's nothing.

- Fine. I'll take a look at it.

- You okay?

- Yeah.

She's right.

We gotta take care of that.

Is that glass?

- Doesn't even hurt.

- Adrenaline will do that.

It's just a little sliver.

Yeah, sh*t, Bobby.

That doesn't look too good.

Oh, my God.

No.

- Don't touch that!

- No. F***, dude.

Dude.

- Jesus, Bobby. You okay?

- Bobby, stop pulling.

You all right?

You okay?

Oh, my God! Bobby!

Travis, patient transport now!

Hey, somebody get...

get a f***ing doctor here!

Stay back.

Get over here!

Travis! Hurry up!

Hurry up!

I want you to take him

to operating room number 2.

Baby.

No!

Miss? I'm sorry, sugar.

This is hospital policy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I want to go with him.

It's gonna be okay.

I wanna go with him.

- I think that's it.

- All right.

My boyfriend... is there any news?

Not yet.

I don't see any contact info

for either you or Bobby.

Bobby's parents are in Europe.

I don't know where they're staying.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Of course. Right away.

Dr. Benway would like

to talk to you in person.

- What is it?

- Not to worry.

- Third floor, fourth door on your left.

- Is he gonna be okay?

Elevators are right through that door.

Third floor. Thank you.

My pleasure.

This you're gonna laugh about in a few days.

Thanks.

You know...

you're actually very beautiful

when you're not terrified.

Don't leave me here.

Don't leave me here.

God, that's killing me. Nurse?

It's gonna be okay.

I'm with you.

F*** it. I gotta go take a leak.

Yeah, okay.

Aw, this is a f***in' joke.

- Emily Hosfield?

- Yes.

I'm Dr. Benway.

Bobby's gonna be fine.

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