Avida

Synopsis: The kidnapping of a plump billionaire's dog by a deaf-mute and 2 ketamine addicts goes wrong. The wealthy woman takes advantage of the situation to make them fullfil her last wishes.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Ad Vitam
 
IMDB:
6.0
Year:
2006
83 min
55 Views


Give the

I want to commit suicide

and you

together

ascend heaven

be like in the rose park of

rose the knight is so

jump the house to take over

strike bell the hour zero:

we will be in Shui li

the whole body drench,

deep in two meters

part forever

crew member

the death banzai!

Let pass me, Sir

come

I only beg you do not hurt me

crouch down

then come, I love you

then come, I love you

also want, I love you

also want, I love you

we are lovers

you do not walk

order your tongue elongation

I help you to grasp

return

he

I won, I won

this is my, this is mine

is this your?

Are you what is the row?

Encore. We encore

how are you?

I introduce for you once,

this is my wife and daught

are you newly arrivedly?

You good

how are you?

Live good, eat good?

I am the host of the zoo,

this is my zoo

my wife, my child's zoo

this is my zoo

you grow the true haleness

but I hear your here...

However I follow the others

also is from the first floor

at the time that I sta

because usually just start

ising all thus, you want

then then can rise the posi

tion of the higher layer

at eight years, nine years

are after, who know, will

say the director for example

you want to be hard fi

I am not to say dissatisfied

with other people,

they have no active, they

have no active

we must have the active,

I am not to say active, wh

I start also is to do from

first floor, pull up wee

such work let me be tired

of very much, but I imagi

the mankind are to create

the family property thus

I like the animal, then

want to be to the animal, g

change the food to them,

change the living environme

then the gradually one step

one step go toward the

end, I owned this zoo, this

is my zoo

in fine, this is my, this

is my wife, my child's z

is thus, the matter does

since the childhood, end

I like to be thus, this is

an advantage

the person talks with animal

but the animal does no

I like the animal, they are

all my animals, I am no

as long as is to have

relation with animal, is all

is really thus

my felling to person is

very strong

I feel you...

I feel... Thus

I want the small lamb

the small lamb is very good

not greasy at all

small lamb of my important

point and...

horse

the horse is also very good

the horse is also very good

slowly in the passage of

time present a kind of gra

the young knoll sheep will

become the old goat

in this age...

I like

I like the small lamb

understand?

But I want to be Austria of

Austria of very good

Austrian

true stupid, you see these

animals, their body

come, see, like like and see

arrive you

do you want to pull out?

Can be subjected to?

Beat I is it

is it

like, like

crouch down

I am the to reach,

pleasing the message

our 100,000 euros!

At your home

prohibit to notify the public

security, prohibit to

prohibit to seek the employee...

otherwise we killed it!

Tomorrow!

Cash,100,000!

How, beautiful?

Beautiful? Beautiful?

Beautiful?

Not beautiful?

Beautiful?

Beautiful? Very beautiful, you see.

Beautiful?

Very beautiful

I work hard very much to do of

very beautiful

very beautiful. Not is? Not

beautiful?

We arrived

we stop here

caution point!

Beware of my shoes

prepare to let go, put here

have no matter

continue

caution point, the young mans

password, password

don't arrive the summit

of hill, don't give money!

I want to go to the dead,

understand?

I go to die!

Understand?

I will die

you good

the weather is very hot

three days, leave the sea

here very near

but have not rain for a

long time

O.K., I want to go home now

the car that I sit is out

of order

have no another way

I want to continue to walk

can you help me

are you O.K.?

The next time see again

you take these to do what

how

I want that you help

you at dry what

release me, you have to

go to where

put down me

quickly go away, go away, not

you are what is the row

exactly

do not touch me, careful

my walking stick

the brush off violence

we discuss

etc., we discuss

is really to make a mess of

put down me

thus can you hurry to go home?

You have to lift do I turn over

you f*** off for me

big statures, I wanted

to go home

then see, then see

your colleague at which?

See again

not, you came again

you pulled me again

return the slice of to me

your se small rats!

Here, here

on getting hold of money,

I buy all things of light

what do you want to do?

Is this matter be over behi

I know a lot of places

have a lot of different thin

I want to all buy down

these things

my don't care these,

I am wait putrefied

you can beware of, toing

beware of

wait putrefied

seek the dead is a business

of fool practical abilit

why seek the dead is the

business of the fool practi

your brains has fever and

would do this kind of matt

that is why

why the originator of a loan

association brain have

calculate, you what all not

understand

my second husband

grasp to rise me very with ease

beat me

he is very strong

he is an Australia

and is a soft Taoist

someone at?

To say with boon of that

not want the pole of th

because the owners all

seek the place to hide the

to not let the person

discover them

only have they would like

to of time

for such matter

I feels that this is the

good idea

say that the big store opens

the time of door for

be after they openned a door

be them to not close the

door but pass door hour

they will arrive to the

outside to the person

otherwise they will call

police, is thus

ever since that time my 29

years old beginning lives

we all find out to hide the

body ownly here

my right here

have no house here, have

no roof

but this will not hinder

I continue living

we want to evade those

stupid people

so just run this top of

hill to come, because they

but I arrived this top of

hill to come

for avoiding them, evade

some affair for to take pl

thank you, mother

the affair that I read to

take place

I want to discuss my viewpoint

first,

the your body lost the calories

your head and your necks

are stiff

you become to be like the

wooden board similar and

hence they came

their mother is in each hole

living to lay egg gentle

and softly

they return the not edible

skin

they like very much

no one like, but they like

what I mean to say is a fat

you even within hearing

they are eat

the became your swimming

trunks

very disgusted

your brains is from the

your ear in

gush

I think the dead

in fact, I think the

disappearance

certainly can also cremate

but hear that I would appear

the muscle reaction

your body at the time of burn

will play

this is a kind of very

strange signal

also have the way on the

ecology

chase the your body with

the nitrogen

change the stem

then cover up you under a tree

you became mankind's fertilizer

imagine once a dog to

urinate in my body

stay forever its smell at me

I think the dead... But...

I think only of the sleeping now

do not worry

he be just at take a rest

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Benoît Delépine

Benoît Delépine (born 30 August 1958) is a French comedian and film director. He is known for his satirical activities on TV channel Canal+. Director of the TV program Guignols de l'info for many years, he currently writes TV programs about the fictional country of Groland. He also plays the cynical journalist-reporter Mickael Kael. In the cinema, Delépine has written and performed in two films. Mickael Kael contre la World News Company, a chess commercial, reprising two elements of the fictional career of the director: his role as a reporter for Groland and the World Company, which he contributed to create for Les Guignols. In 2004, Aaltra, which he wrote, directed, and starred in with Gustave Kervern enjoyed critical success. The two companions from the Groland adventure wrote and directed it as a road movie where two enemies travel the roads of northern France and Finland following an accident. Also with Gustave Kervern, he has directed and starred in Avida, which was awarded screened out of competition at the 2006 Cannes Film Festival. His 2010 film Mammuth was nominated for the Golden Bear at the 60th Berlin International Film Festival.His 2012 film Le grand soir competed in the Un Certain Regard section at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival where it won the Special Jury Prize. more…

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