Aziris nuna
- Year:
- 2006
- 91 min
- 17 Views
Aziris Nuna
It did it again.
Good morning, Kostik.
Good morning, chufufihiha.
Where do you know these words from,
you son of a desert jackal?
Wait a moment,
Im a desert jackal?
Forgive me for the
chufufiha, Mom,
I found it in the
Ancient-Egyptian textbook,
it means "archaeologists wife".
It's cool, right?
In ancient Egyptian that sounds like
Chufufe and Viha.
Work on your pronunciation, son.
Vuefiha?
Practically, it's better
than desert jackal.
Hello?
Yes, it's me.
And what's inside?
Metal?
Impossible!
No, dont tell anybody
for now.
Yes, Im coming now.
Looks like Dad
is about to invent
something again.
See, the other archaeologists
do what they are supposed to!
They dig up skulls and flower pots
but he wants to trace
extra-terrestrial civillizations!
Breakfast, boys!
Galya,
let's discuss something
while the kids aren't here.
Just dont get nervous,
I think this is important.
Kostya.
Just dont tell me
you found an ancient
space device.
How do you know?
Well, you keep finding
them all the time.
Where this time,
if not a secret?
Tell me,
what do you know about the sphinx
head in the museum storage-room?
It was found in Egypt,
2 centuries ago.
Galya, wait.
And you sit.
Sit yourself.
and told me that the sphinx head
started cracking.
Seems like such a
great invention!
Dont be so quick to make fun of me,
inside there is...
Something made of metal!
What?
That.
And what do you plan to do?
What do you mean what,
we take a chisel and hammer
and go to break its head.
Wait, you are a scientist,
not some kind of vandal.
You understand that this head
is several thousand years old.
as you know,
is as old.
Dad isn't right!
A spaceship.
Thats right!
At the end, even if
it's not a spaceship.
There are no such finds
in archaeology.
Be more quiet, the kids are here.
Wipe yourself off.
You can start eating,
me and Dad
will go by the museum.
Yes, we have soemthing to do there.
But today is sunday!
And the park?
The cinema?
- No.
You promised!
- I'm sorry boys,
but not today.
Well...
If we promised.
Ok, eat breakfast, get dressed
and hurry up!
Come on, quicker,
before we change our decision.
You are always like this!
Seryoja, lets do it Monday!
At least think
where could it be?
Where?
By the way
I know where mom and dad hide
the storage keys.
Dad said
that in the storage room they
brought for restoration
the mummy of Nemenkhotep IV.
And you know what mummies look like.
Oooh.
We are scared already.
Yeah right.
Dont be scared.
Youll be with me.
I wonder how can a man
be restorated.
Hes not a man,
hes an exhibit a mummy.
Like Lenin.
Cool.
I think we are done for today.
Ok, repeat your
Ancient Egyptian,
brush your teeth and to bed.
What?
Let's do the Ancient Egyption tomorrow.
It's ok, theyll need it in life
Ok, go.
Stop.
How do you say
in pharaoh language
"good night?".
Aziris nuna, mom.
Aziris nuna, dad.
Aziris nuna, kids.
Im the mummy.
You dont look like it.
I got the keys from the storage.
So, nuna?
Nuna!
Hey, dont shine on the pharaoh!
Should we go home?
Why do you behave like a kid?
You want me to turn it off at
the most interesting part?
Just dont get scared.
Oooh!
A little hole.
What are you doing,
cant you help me?
You stand here,
and I here.
You think it will?
Yes, I know what Im doing.
Come on, 3...
We must...
We have to go,
Thats it!
Wait, I forgot the flashlight.
I told you, dont get scared.
Ok, and whats this button for?
It works!
Come in here.
Its so cool!
The mummy came to life.
Enough already, ok?
Wheres your mummy?
Well...
If...
Dum dum.
Bravo.
My school.
You think we just imagined it?
Hallucinations or our
eyes lied to us?
What was that?
We have to ask you!
Dunno.
We have to...
find our way around.
Theres an eye next to this button!
Might be illuminators?
You found em once already.
Let's see.
The Earth.
Now what we did.
The Moon.
Mommy!
Yes.
Space is a cool thing,
straight away you start feeleing
like a particle of the Universe,
like a chromosome
or an atom!
Do you really know what you said, eh?
Philosopher!
Look!
Theyre saving us already.
Maybe aliens?
Thats right, bro!
If they kidnap us,
We shouldnt tell them anything.
Yes.
Especially about that spot under the bed
where you have a strategical storage.
Not about this!
Whos there?
We have to try to open
the door.
It might not?
Like this.
Pull yoourself together!
Well...
Hi, little ones!
I love meeting
ancient civillizations!
What?
Hi!
Are you russian?
We thought you
were aliens.
What are you talking about, little one,
you are Russian aliens.
And Im the translator here,
because they dont dig a word of Russian!
Hey, the little ones,
they chatter in Russian.
Well, what do you expect?
Theyve been living in Russia.
Ive been dreaming to learn
the language of Tolstoy and Dostoevski.
Ok, in short, little ones,
So I dont have to translate all the time
and you to wonder how to answer,
here. Teaching linguotablets,
put em under your tongue
And in 2 secons youll be chattering
The Anyland language, just like me.
Enjoy your meal.
Welcome to our sector.
The central one.
Let me introduce myself.
Boss of reality defence
deprtment,
General Kubatay!
Commander of security patrol
service, Major Ayna.
Translator of the contact section
of the reality
defence department,
Captain Smolyanin!
Kostya,
namely Konstantin.
Stanislav,
namely Stas.
Excuse me,
but how do we let our parents
know that we are here.
Your parents are gone
since a long time.
I meant to say
that, relating to our time,
they are in the
distant past.
Its 2506 now.
And you can say that we are
your distant heirs.
Stop, stop!
What do you mean?
Our parents are gone now?
Now I will...
You mean,
we came here with a time machine?
So we can go back to the
past with it?
Thats a secret
of universal importance.
Boys,
you havent eaten for almost 500 years.
Yes but...
No "buts",
its already served!
Captain Smolyanin!
- Yes Sir!
Start now.
Your attention, please
First...
Whats this?
Whats going on?
Whats this mess?
Who is this?
This is Shidlo.
He was already threatening to hit
our station.
Shidlo?
Scrawny cat!
Yes sir, its on line now.
What?
In the name of the sphinx civillization
we want the kids back
in our paws!
Is that an ultimatum?
Hey, dont wake the
the beast in me!
To me, general Kubatay?
Stop it now!
You, Shidlo, are behaving, how to say,
provocatively!
What did he say?
He said that...
What?
That about me?!
Outrageous!
We want to close
the time hole,
by bringing the kids back
to 21st century!
Time travel is forbidden,
they will stay here!
Excuse me,
are you serious?
Captain, the hand!
- This one?
What are you up to, bastard?
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Aziris nuna" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 8 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/aziris_nuna_3348>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In