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Son of a b*tch...

Come here!

Jorge.

Jorge, tell me it's not you.

Please, tell me it isn't.

It's me.

No, not you...

I can't work as janitor.

I can't, really.

I can't stay with you.

I've tried.

I swear.

I need to move on.

I'm sorry, Dad.

You understand, don't you?

I can't.

I don't want to.

Dad.

Dad?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad...

Dad.

Dad.

Please...

Dad.

Seven years later

Let's go.

Maternity Ward

Maintenance Service

to Ward 5.

Hi.

You won't talk to me?

Why not?

Because you're bad.

Why do you think I'm bad?

All the women here are bad.

Hey, are you coming orwhat?

Well, well!

- Hi, girls!

- Gorgeous!

Everyone quiet down.

Please, everybody.

Calm down.

Here, sit here!

Take a seat, up in the front.

Please!

Please, calm down.

Quiet. Quiet!

Quiet.

Okay, I assume you're all aware

this is a theater workshop,

right?

Sure, you think we're dumb?

No, you're all very smart.

But I'm on to you.

You're all looking

nice and dressed up...

I know what you're after,

you don't give a sh*t about theater.

You're looking for action,

maybe a girl or boyfriend...

If that's why you're here,

please leave now.

Okay, Manolo, she got us.

Back to the ward, boys.

No hard feelings.

No, I'm just kidding.

Very funny, thank you.

We're very interested

in theater, aren't we?

Leave the spoon, Dad.

You'll fall.

I'll get you a clean one.

What about your main course?

Chicken breast?

An omelet?

Dad?

What are you doing?

Dad, what the f***!

- My bread...

- Put the money down!

Dad, look at me.

Look at me, Dad.

This is your bread.

See?

This!

Moron.

Look at that guy's tattoo.

Pretty cool, huh?

- Do you have any tattoos?

- No, I hate needles.

Otherwise I'd get one right here.

The face of a tiger.

With colors and everything.

- I hate tattoos.

- You do?

I don't like them much,

either.

Tigers, yes.

Do you like tigers?

If not, then I don't either.

I'm at your service.

Hey, you.

Mateo?

Antonio Mateo?

Here.

- I'm Antonio.

- I know.

Maria del Mar Sueiro Montes...

Jose Carlos Velasco...

Manuel Jimenez Castro...

Daniel Linares Nibeiro...

Where's my bread?

Lourdes Machado Parra...

Jorge Mateo Nieto...

Jorge Mateo Nieto?

Jorge Mateo Nieto?

Mateo Nieto?

Marcos Miranda Piquer...

Cristina Ortigueira Martin...

Pablo Palazuelo Arias...

DARK BLUE ALMOST BLACK

B.A. Business Administration

These are for you.

- They're all yours?

- Yeah.

- You're bound to find something.

- We'll see.

- Good luck.

- Bye.

Another window for your bedroom.

Kisses, Natalia

- Morning.

- Morning, Amparo.

Natasha Setchenko, your lawyer

is here to see you.

Keep out, I just mopped there.

I heard you're in another workshop.

How is it?

Already got a boyfriend?

I bet you do, b*tch.

Stolen someone else's man?

Think your new boyfriend

will like you like this?

- Mister?

- Mande.

- Spanish?

- Yes.

Watch the movie, Dad.

- Are we going to mass?

- No.

- I heard the bells.

- No, you didn't.

Tell your mom to get ready.

Okay, I will.

Where is she?

She should be back by now.

What's the name of the movie, Dad?

What could that woman be up to?

- "Smut Starts..."

- She gets on my nerves.

"Smut Starts in the Pyrenees."

What is this? Let me go.

- When I get back.

- No, you're coming to mass with us.

Let me go!

It's so you won't hurt yourself.

You want to kill me.

Moron.

They've dressed your dad up

like a rabbit!

Laugh, you're a Spanish macho!

Seven years to graduate?

I was working part-time.

Why?

I'm working.

I don't see any work experience.

It's unrelated to the sector.

What sector is that?

Well, I'm a doorkeeper.

A goalkeeper?

No, a doorkeeper.

In a building.

This broom is the prop

we're going to work with.

It's normally used to sweep

and collect trash, but today...

What happened?

Today this broom is a vehicle.

Avehicle you can fly away with,

or escape with,

or jump over any wall with.

I need a volunteer.

- Jump! Go on, fly away!

- This thing won't move.

- Jump!

- It won't take off!

Jump, jump, jump!

Okay, another volunteer

to take off.

You're not gonna come?

It's impossible to concentrate here.

We can trade places.

No, forget it.

It's been proven

there's more friction on the clitoris

if you're on top.

No, it's better this way.

Betterfor what?

To get pregnant.

I told you to stop showing

my dad pornos.

He'll never get off

with the movies you show him.

He's in no shape to get off.

Well, I am.

You know that weirdo

who lives across the way?

- Which one?

- The one with the motorcycle.

And his blinds always shut.

His AC is broken.

So?

So he had to open the blinds

and you can see inside.

He's a masseur.

My back's f***ed up

from lifting my dad.

- Make an appointment.

He's got an ad in the paper.

Didn't you have an interview today?

Yeah.

How did it go?

Bad, worse than bad...

How much does he charge?

Damn, that's expensive.

Hand-job included.

He's giving him a blowj*b.

No, thanks.

Jorge,

you and me are like two fiish.

Two ordinary little fiish.

The problem is, you're not satisfied

with being in the fish tank.

And fish tanks are cool, man.

Really cool.

Come on, Dad.

One, two...

three.

A long distance degree.

Why?

I couldn't attend classes.

I had to care for my father.

What's wrong with him?

He had a stroke seven years ago.

He has vascular dementia. It limits

the flow of blood to his brain.

Sometimes he's unaware

of his surroundings.

Hands up, Dad.

Lift your arms up.

Abit higher.

- You take care of him by yourself?

- Yeah, I manage pretty well.

More or less.

Dad, I just changed you.

Now what do we do?

It must be hard.

Any other family?

Yeah, one brother, but...

But what?

He and my dad don't get along.

Why is that?

Typical family problems.

Dammit, Jorge, you're a bad liar.

It's written all over yourface.

You'll never get a decent job.

Very bad, Jorge.

Very bad.

I should kick your ass.

Wake up, man!

Learn how to lie

or you'll never get anywhere.

Yeah, 'cause you're doing

just great.

I'm in here for being stupid,

not for lying.

And one jackass perfamily is enough,

so don't bust my balls.

Don't bust my balls.

Number 3, five minutes...

But, it's okay.

Here. I need you to buy me this.

What is it?

They're hormones.

Anabolic steroids.

You want to bulk up?

No, not at all.

It's easier to get a girl pregnant

with this stuff.

Afriend told me.

Dimitri. He's an expert.

F*** you too, f*ggot!

What do you mean,

get a girl pregnant?

Is she cute or what?

Very.

She's my girlfriend.

My girlfriend.

We met in theaterworkshop.

When?

Almost a month ago.

- And you already want kids?

- Don't you want to be an uncle?

Antonio...

You're out of your mind.

Have you seen the maternity ward?

Me neither, obviously.

But I heard it's amazing.

Doesn't seem like a prison.

Fancy rooms

decorated with little flowers,

kids running around,

a day care center,

a doctor, good vibes...

With this I'll definitely

get her pregnant,

and straight to the maternity ward.

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