B.A. Pass Page #3

Good! Your minds has also

sharpened up along with your body.

So partner,

why did you want to see me?

l need a house.

Are you looking to buy one?

No, want to rent one.

So what is the problem?- Nobody

wants to give it to a bachelor.

And l can't call my sister

here until l have a house.

Don't worry! Call your sisters!

How can l call them

till l have a house!

Don't worry about that!

l have a lady friend too!

What family were you talking about?

He is a bachelor!

Why? l am there!

These days even two

men can start a family!

Stay within your limits, Johnny!

Just kidding!

He has got two lovely sisters.

They will come and stay with him.

You can lord over them!

They will help you

in your housework too!

How much is the rent?

3,000 rupees, no security because

Johnny has brought you here.

But l will take

three months advance.

My tenants will vacate

the room in 15 days.

But you need to

pay the advance now.

His sisters will

be here in 15 days.

He will give you the advance then and

you hand us the keys at the same time.

Fair and square, is it not?

Look Johnny, my room shouldn't

go vacant even for a day.

Your house is like my own!

l wouldn't be able to bear it.

lf you were to incur

any loss on my account!

May l take one?

Get lost!

Are you a moron?

Rushing to pay the advance when

the house isn't even vacant yet!

You haven't understood

this city at all.

Johnny bhai, thank you.

Oye! What do you

think you are doing?

Hey! l am talking to you!

That is my drawer.

lt was my drawer till

you stuffed your things in.

Your mother has given me the key.

lf my mother gave you

the house keys someday..

..would the house be yours too?

l pay my share of

the rent every month.

You eat worth much

more in a single day!

l will leave your house...

and your drawer as well!

Quit talking about it.

Why don't you actually

do it for a change.

l told you not to come here!

What was so important?

You should not trust me so much!

Where else can l keep it?

All the banks are asking

for an income proof.

l will come and take

it in a couple of weeks.

This bank will charge interest.

Biji has woken up.

lf you can't knock like a civilized

person have the courtesy to look away.

Slut!

Where the f*** do

you think you are going!

Sit here!

l thought my old

mother had gone senile!

Then one day l asked myself

how long since Sarika nagged you?

She seems content!

What has changed?

l has my eye on you

but you sensed it some how!

Clever slut that you are... But

you couldn't resist for long eh!

Today l am going to knock

you back to your senses!

Oye!

Sit! Mother f***er.

Watch and learn!

Usually you are of no use

does seeing me with him

turn you on? You pervert!

lf you think you are going

to f*** around behind my back..

..and make me look like a fool...

then think again.

'l was scared to go

back to my aunt's house.'

'l needn't have been for Sarika's

husband had already dug my grave.'

Mukesh had come home in the

afternoon to ask Sarika for a loan.

Said that he was not

being treated well by you.

That you do not give him

proper food nor any pocket money.

lnspite of our constraints

we try to do our best for him...

He had been working well up till

now so Sarika felt sorry for him.

At his age boys tend

to mistake sympathy from women

for an interest of another kind.

Yes, boys at this age

can indeed be very foolish.

He tried to grab her

in front of my old mother.

He was smelling of cheap liquor.

So, Sarika pushed him away.

After that he just went mad.

Tried to kiss her..

Caught her arm so hard

that he has left marks!

Sir, let him return home

my husband will take him to a task.

Do not let him return

is what l came to say.

Your husband is due for a promotion

it will be very unfortunate..

..if instead of a promotion he has

to sit in front of some

anti-corruption inquiry committee.

Mukesh...

pack your things right

away and leave the house!

Where will l go, Buaji?

l don't care.

Go to a friend! Or rent a room!

Very independent you have become.

You make enough money giving

tuitions to get drunk on.

Mr. Khanna is lying! l had

just gone over to meet Sarika.

Everybody is aware

of Sarika's reputation.

Why her husband is targeting you,

l don't know.

But if you stay here, you

will land all of us in trouble...

So for God's sake please spare us.

Oye!

Tuition master!

What happened?

And what's with all this luggage?

Come with me...

Come in.

Settle down.

Mauritius.

My aunt's son lives there...

Keeps calling me, says..

..a little investment

can take me far there

But l say, l am too old

to settle in a new place.

Johnny bhai.

My money is stuck somewhere.

l will rent the room

as soon as l get it back.

Play chess with me every night.

Stay for free as long as you like!

When are you coming to get us?

l'll be there soon!

Why? Has something happened?

No, but just come and get us fast.

l'll be there don't worry!

Hello, Kavita ma'am...

Mukesh here.

Who Mukesh?

There is no Kavita here...

Don't call back again.

Hello, Reena ma'am.

This is Mukesh here.

You haven't called last few days so

l thought l should call and inquire.

Wrong number.

Mrs. Kajal?

This is Mukesh calling.

Usha ma'am.

This is Mukesh calling.

Mrs. Vandana?

- Wrong number.

Sorry, l won't call back again.

Hello, Sarika ma'am...

l have told you not to call here...

Don't call back again.

This is Mukesh calling.

Sorry.

Who is there ma?

Somebody's got the wrong address.

What are you doing here?

Leave! My husband can come anytime!

Did he hit you?

What else do you expect? A trophy?

My sisters are coming,

l need my money.

Are you done?

They rescheduled my

appointment for tomorrow.

Breakfast!

Johnny bhai, l need a favour?

What?

You will have to go to that lady's

house the one that you met with me.

Why don't you go yourself?

My aunt lives in the same

colony if she sees me there...

What work do you have with her?

Sleeping through the

day begets bad luck my friend!

She says that your due

has already been paid to you.

Your lady friend didn't

even let me enter the house!

She started shouting

and threatening me saying

that she will call her husband!

They have given your number to the

cops even filed a report against you...

What the hell are you upto? You

will get me into trouble as well

Screwed up my work.

Got me thrown out of the house.

And now she says

she will not pay me!

B*tch! Does she think

l am scared of her and her husband!

What does she think of herself?

Calm down!

Shut up and listen to me!

What the f*** do

you think you are doing!

Come to your senses!

Have you lost it!

l don't know what kind

of tuitions you have been giving.

But learn this from me.

Take out your sim card!

Stay away from them

they are rich and connected!

They will get you busted

so bad you won't know what hit you!

Give me the sim card

l will throw it away.

lf you throw my sim card

then how will my sisters call me?

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