Baadshah Page #2

a kid. He must've grown up now.

Where can I find him?

- He must be in The office.

And where is his office?

There's this lane, you see...

don't take that.

Don't take the lane

beside that one, either.

Walk straight and you' ll come

across another lane.

Don't take that lane too.

- I understand. I take no lanes!

I' ll find Badshah on my own.

Good-bye.

All that stuff that

gets in the way!

Who's the blind man?

- He's a renowned eye specialist!

My God! Finding Badshah

is indeed very difficult.

Well? What brings you here?

It's your darling son, Badshah!

I had great respect for

your husband, Mr Ganpatrai.

He had goodwill in

the police force.

And that is exactly why

I've been quiet.

Or else, I'd have the licence of

his detective agency cancelled!

He's driven the entire

police department crazy!

This bag is empty!

Where's the money, Ramlal?

Did you lose it?

It sunk.

- How?

I' ll explain.

We broke the gambling table, right?

I paid 10 grand for that.

2 chairs we wrecked;

that's another 2000.

That's 12000. Where's the rest?

- 2 cut-glass ash-trays...

worth 900 bucks.

- That's 1 2900. And the rest?

We shattered the chandelier.

That was worth 20 grand.

32,900... where's the rest?

- Another 1000 for small breakage.

That's 33,900... where's the rest?

- The rest, eh?

You jumped through the glass pane

like Superman, didn't you?

It was imported stuff.

I've paid 15500 for that!

Why did you have to break

such expensive glass?

You could've taken the staircase!

- l' m not fond of jumping either!

There was a dog chasing me!

You must still have 600 Rupees.

Isn't it, Ramlal?

See what l' m wearing? I could

have walked here in the nude!

I've paid 500 bucks

for the hired clothes!

And here's a hundred rupees.

Keep it.

Never mind!

There's no reason to worry!

Today's newspapers have carried

headlines of our exploits!

When people read that...

we' ll have a queue of clients

in front of our office!

There it is!

Where is Badshah's office?

- Up there.

Really? I've been through this place

four times. And nobody told me!

Wow! An automatic entrance!

It even shuts on its own!

Get on with the signals!

Hey mister! Where's the

paper in the typewriter?

This is an automatic set-up.

- Everything here is automatic!

Badshah works here, isn't it?

Where can I find him?

Badshah does not work here.

He owns this place.

Owns it? But where can I find him?

- Sit down.

That chair, idiot! Not this one!

- You are an idiot!

Are you Badshah?

- Me?!

When Badshah arrives,

there is a storm!

There is thunder!

And the clouds rumble!

The earth trembles,

you burden-on-earth!

Go back in there... go!

How are you, Mr Tata?

I have great respect for you, sir.

But I can't accept this case

of your ship's theft.

The Birlas and Ambanis are already

in the waiting list, you see.

As for Kirloskar! He has made life

miserable for me, sir!

Are you tempting me with money,

Mr Tata?

You don't know!

I possess millions too!

Tell Tata l' m not in,

if he calls again.

There was a call from

Clint Eastwood...

secretary to Mr Bill Clinton

of America.

He says someone has stolen

their atom-bomb.

They' re willing to pay a million

dollars to detect the crime.

You know my principles.

First come... first hauled.

Up here!

Hey! What the hell are you doing?

Set me down!

Put your secret signature

on these secret documents.

Where did you sign it?

That's a secret signature!

Well? What's your problem?

The operation is necessary.

But mother refuses.

Mother will have to be convinced.

- Right!

How old is mother?

- Should be around 50.

How about you?

- l' m 55.

Interesting. His mother's 50.

And he, the son, is 55!

I' m talking about your mom,

you ass!

My mom?!

Didn't you call me this morning?

Are you doctor Rustom?

- Correct!

He was crying and begging me

this morning!

He said he'd pay the cost of

the operation in installments!

And you guys are dealing

in millions of dollars!

You want a free operation, eh?

I will not do it!

Where is he?

- l' m here, doctor!

Down...!

- We've made a mistake!

We thought you' re a client!

- Down, I say!

That talk of millions...

this office... it's all false!

Down!

- Set him down, damn it!

Forgive me, doctor!

Please!

Please operate on my mother!

- l' m a hot-headed man!

I' ll think about it

when I've cooled down!

What's going on?

I won't spare you today!

Where are you going?!

Not here in the office, mom!

These guys respect me!

And you guys let him talk you

into turning detectives, eh?!

I won't let you guys

get away today!

Everyone in Ganpatrai's family is mad!

She does need the operation!

I' m going to exorcise you of this

evil detective spirit today!

I' m going to make a

constable out of you!

You want me to be a big man, right?

- Yes.

You want me to succeed?

- Yes.

Dad wanted that too?

- Yes.

Give me 2 more months.

If I don't make it in these

I' ll even be a guard,

if you ask me to!

I'd even be a sweeper for you!

Really, mom!

All right.

Now come home and eat.

Sure, I will. You' re so

lovingly asking me too.

Where are those wastrels?

Here we are!

That's 10 million in advance.

The rest you will get after

you've finished the job.

Goa's Chief Minister.

Gayatri Bachchan.

The place?

During an inauguration of

a home for the aged.

Here's a VlP pass to

see you through.

That' ll only see me through.

How do I carry my weapon?

This is the Chief Security Officer.

He will help you.

The function is on the 26th of

September. A fortnight from now.

26th of September?

Which means we must do

something by the 24th.

And who will do it for us?

The Badshah Detective Agency?

Looks like a client is coming here.

- And he looks loaded!

There it is.

Impossible, sir...

We don't have the time.

Are you Mr Badshah?

Please wait. Mr Badshah is

solving a secret case.

This is very important.

Contact Mr Badshah immediately.

Somebody wants to meet him.

Dhirubhai! You mustn't worry!

We have located your ship that

was hijacked on the high-seas.

It's lying in our stores!

Just send the payment and have it

delivered to you.

And how is your wife, by the way?

Fine? That's good.

Don't you forget me, okay?

How did you know my name?

You' re wearing a bracelet

on your left hand.

It carries the legend:

K. Jhunjhunwala

Sit down.

Well? What is it?

This is my daughter, Seema.

I want to get her married.

She's beautiful.

And I don't mind.

But you'd have to talk to

my mother about this.

You misunderstand.

I've already found a match for her.

This is Nitin Dharampal.

My late friend's son.

I get it! You want your daughter

to marry him. Right?

That's right.

- So find a priest.

What are you doing here?

My daughter is obsessed with the

idea of finding her own husband.

She likes Nitin, all right.

But she doesn't want to marry him.

So why must you force your

daughter into something?

Because I have a tumour

in my brain.

I' m in the last stages.

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