Babes in Toyland Page #3

choose me for the best man.

Why I'd rather do anything in this world

than to have to give you away.

Why Stannie is so upset, he's not even

going to the wedding.

You are upset, aren't you!

Upset?! I'm house broken.

Not house broken.

He means heart broken.

House broken.. huh!

Come in.

Mr. Barnaby. Don't force my daughter

into this dreadful marriage.

I'm an old woman. Pleading for her

daughter's happiness.

Oh don't do this dreadful thing.

Mr. Barnaby. I'll do anything you ask!

Work for you. Slave for you.

Only don't.. please..don't.

Woman, you're a fool!

The bargains made and you'll abide

by it.

Master, the bride is here!

Welcome to Barnaby Hall.

Shut that door!

Come, come judge. Let's waste no time.

Have you the ring?

Your name is Silas Barnaby?

It is.

And your name is Little Bo Peep?

It is.

Do you take this woman for you lawfully

wedded wife?

I do.

And do you take this man for your

lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

And now, to kiss the bride.

Just a moment.

Haven't you forgotten something,

Mr. Barnaby?

Oh yes. The mortgage.

My wedding present.

Now, you may kiss the bride.

What is the meaning of this?!

Big bait, catches big rats!

The king shall hear of this!

Tom Tom.

Oh my boys!

That sure was a good idea of yours.

It certainly was!

Well.. good bye!

And good luck.

What do you mean, good bye?

Aren't I going with you?

Why no.

You have to stay here with Barnaby.

Your married to him.

I don't want to stay here with him.

Why?

I don't love him!

Well don't worry. Old Barnaby will

never bother us again.

- Because I'm going to take you away.

- Where?

Tricked! Cheated! Laughed at

in the streets!

Fools!

So they think they can outwit old

Barnaby, eh.

I'll show them.

There must be a way.

There must be some way!

Idiot! Dolt! Imbecile! Pig!

Pig!

Get me a nice red juicy apple. I'll

steal one of the three little pigs.

And the evidence will be placed in

Tom Tom's house.

You know the penalty for pig-napping?

Banishment to Bogeyland!

Sit still!

Take this evidence and place it

in Tom Tom's house.

Master. Why the sausage?

That will prove that he not only stole the pig,

but that he also ground him into sausage.

And now little Elmer..

We shall see.

Whereas Tom-Tom Piper has been found

guilty of pignapping..

He will be immediately banished

to Bogeyland.

Poor Tom Tom.

I'm sure glad we didn't have to go

to Bogeyland.

So am I.

What happens to you in Bogeyland?

Oh it's a terrible place.

Once you go there, you never come back.

Why?

Well, when the Bogeyman gets you,

they eat you alive!

What do they look like?

Well I've heard that they're half man,

and half animal.

With great big ears.. and great

big mouths.

And hair all over their body.

And long claws that they catch you with.

Scat! Go on!

Tom my boy.. you knew the penalty

for pinapping. Why did you do it?

But I didn't do it!

I don't even know what you're talking

about.

How can you say that..

in view of this evidence found in

your house.

Take it away.

Your majesty. You made a horrible

mistake.

Tom Tom knows nothing about this.

He's been with me all day. Hasn't

he mommy!

That's right your majesty.

Why not let the law take it's course,

your majesty?!

Watch that until I come back!

What does that mean?

Exhibit B.

That means that the pig sausage is part

of the evidence.

Doesn't taste like pig sausage to me!

What does it taste like?

Tastes like pork.

Try it.

Why that's neither pig nor pork!

- It's beef!

- Beef?!

I smell a rat!

Barnaby's got a hand in that.

I believe that little Elmer is still alive!

Come on, we'll find out!

You've got to make them hear me

your majesty, you've got to hear.

Tom Tom knows nothing about this.

The little pigs are friends of ours.

Why should he want to hurt them?

The violin and hat were in the

house when we got home.

He's innocent I tell you, innocent!

It is with deep regret that I have to

enforce the law of our kingdom.

Take him away!

I tell you I'm innocent! I tell you

I'm innocent!

- I didn't steal the pig!

- Tom Tom.. Tom Tom..

You see child it was folly.. wasting

your affections on a common pignapper.

Let me go! Let me go!

Tom Tom is innocent and you know it!

I hate you! I hate you!

Just a minute! Just a minute!

Silence!

Mr. Majesty. Tom Tom is innocent!

We found little Elmer in Barnaby's cellar!

Let's get him!

I'll give 50,000 Guineaus for the capture

of Barnaby dead or alive!

Dead or alive?!

Dead or alive!

Can't you make up your mind which way

you want him?

Take me to my tower.

Let's go around the back way.

We'll get him!

Alright Mr. Barnaby. There's no

use hiding!

We know where you are!

You better come out, because if you don't

we're gonna stay right here until you do.

Even if it takes all night!

Are we gonna stay here all night?

No! We're gonna make him think we are.

Tom Tom!

- Tom Tom!

- Bo Peep!

Stan and Ollie found little Elmer,

alive!

Where?

In Barnabys cellar.

I knew he had something to do with this!

Oh if I ever get my hands on him.

Come on. We'll find our way out of here.

Oh Tom Tom, we'll never find our

way out of here!

Oh yes we will! Come on!

- Did he come up?

- No!

Are you coming up?

You better come up, dead or alive!

How can he come up dead when he's alive?

Let's drop a rock on him, then we'll make

him dead when he's alive.

Now your talking sense.

- Look out!

- Don't tell him to look out!

- It might have hit him.

- That's what I wanted to do!

Did it hit you?

- Not a sound.

- It must have got him.

Go down and bring him up.

You go down and bring him up.

Do you mean to tell me that you're going to let

50,000 Guineas slip right thru your fingers?

Well I'm scared!

There's nothing to be afraid of.

You and he are just like that!

Well that was before we were married.

All right. I'll compromise. We'll

both go down.

That's better.

Go ahead.

Wait a minute.. go ahead!

I'll teach you to trifle with

Barnaby Silas!

- You know what?

- What?

He's not here.

I can see he's not here!

Oh look! Maybe he went through

this way.

I'll bet he did. Let's go see.

I wonder where he went?

We'll soon find out. Let's go that way.

There he is!

Mr. Barnaby! You're going back

with us..

Oh.. the Bogeymen!

Come on! In here!

I can't get .. help! help!

They've escaped me. But I'll get them if

I have to destroy all of Toyland!

To the rafts!

Stand back! Here comes the king.

Why all the commotion!?

Have you no reverence for my beauty sleep?!

Sorry your majesty..

but we were celebrating the rescue of

Tom Tom and Bo Peep from Bogeyland.

Splendid news!

And who had the courage to do this?

They did sir.

Did you get Barnaby?

No sir! He was running so fast, we

couldn't catch him.

- He was scared to death, wasn't he?

He sure was!

Well tell me all about it.

Stannie and me chased Barnaby and the

Bogeyman so far.. they'll never come back!

What do these Bogeyman look like?

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