Baby Geniuses
- PG
- Year:
- 1999
- 97 min
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He's out.
What do you mean?
Sylvester. He's escaped.
Impossible.
Maximum alert.
Damn it!
He's been spotted on the mezzanine.
Secure perimeters.
Alert topside. Initiate probers. Move!
Move! Move!
He's exiting the building. Move out.
There he is. Nail him.
He's heading for the maze.
We've got him.
Cut him off!
Toward the fountain.
There he goes. He's headed back.
Coming back, toward the fountain.
He's approaching the fountain.
Seal him off.
We've got him.
Be careful. He's dangerous.
There's nowhere to go, Sly.
Give it up.
Security.
Go.
The rest of you, come with me.
Check the perimeters.
Nice try, pal.
Take him.
Stop him!
That'll be quite enough, Sylvester.
There you are, doc.
He nearly made it this time.
Tomorrow you will explain how
a mere toddler manages to escape...
...from a laboratory
What kind of kids you breeding?
Nearly blew us away with karate.
Remarkable.
Once again we demonstrate
the superiority of the Kinder method.
Take him to the secret lab.
Operation Twincomp, access requested.
Analysing voiceprint.
Review proiect in summary form.
Twincomp...
...is designed to prove the superiority
of the Kinder method of child rearing.
To accomplish this, two years ago,
twin brothers S ylvester and Whit...
...were born to a specially selected
surrogate mother.
Director of operations,
Dr. E lena Kinder, arranged...
...for Whit to be adopted
into the home of her niece...
...and her niece's husband,
Dr. Dan Bobbins.
Sly was placed in the Babyco
Hyper-Developmental Habitat...
...to be raised under the guidance
of the Kinder method.
Summarize operational protocol.
/t is imperative for the integrity
of this experiment...
...that no one ever discover
that Sly and Whit are twins...
...especially the boys themselves.
A comparative evaluation of the boys
will occur by age 6...
...to establish conclusively the
superiority of the Kinder method.
Updating experiment log.
Last night, Baby Sylvester made his way
up 25 stories, undetected...
...escaping from his habitat
in a secret lab.
Even though it now appears
that Sly cannot be controlled...
...Dr. Kinder will be pleased by this
display of skill and intelligence.
I, however, remain apprehensive.
Under the guidance of its chairman,
Dr. E lena Kinder...
...Baby Geniuses /nc.
and its parent company Babyco...
...are the world's largest manufacturer
of products for the baby.
Babyco is also a vital
charitable organization...
...which sponsors orphanages
in 10 countries around the globe.
The latest one dedicated iust a week
ago, right here in Pasadena.
Today we are deeper
in Dr. Kinder's debt...
...for the extraordinary gift.
Joyworld, the world's largest
indoor amusement park.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
the founder and CEO of Babyco...
...my friend, Dr. Elena Kinder.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You can't get hives just because
your aunt comes into the room.
I can't help it. She starts lying.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all
for coming here today.
We at Babyco believe that babies
We're dedicated to proving it.
Our research in infant potentiality
is the model of the field.
But in the final analysis...
why we do what we do is...
...we love babies.
Loves babies.
Loves money.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's have a party.
Welcome to Joyworld.
Look, it's a roller coaster!
So the park, of course,
will be free for all children.
But the money collected
from adults...
...will go to the Babyco
Worldwide Orphanage Foundation.
Is this a terrific lady, or what?
This is kind of great.
She does a lot of good.
She's good at stealing your ideas.
Attention!
Has anyone lost a baby?
A very big baby?
Ladies and gentlemen...
...Baby Bunting!
That looks like your illustration.
That looks like Boo Boo Boy
from Baby's Good Day.
Bunting came into this world
just last week.
Now, everything is fully controlled...
...by our computerized command centre.
Hiya, fellas.
And now go to crossover mode.
Okay, Richard.
Give me Baby Bunting vocal.
What's your name, little girl?
Erin. My name is Erin.
What a sweet name.
Give Baby Bunting a big hug.
And cue burp...
...now.
Well! Think about changing his diaper.
Come on, honey. This way.
Kids, good news!
Robotic Santa and the robotic elves...
/n fact, we have robotic entertainers
located throughout the park...
...all controlled from our
central command centre.
Okay, let's cue up for Robo-Zoo.
And here we have the world's
We call it Robo-Zoo.
Each child gets a remote control...
...to control
their own robotic animal.
Why wouldn't you have
real animals in your zoo?
Good heavens! Anybody could do that.
Plastic zoo.
That's definitely Aunt Elena's idea.
At least she could have introduced you.
She steals from your books,
from your research.
/'m flattered.
She knows about your breakthrough
in infant language.
She'll probably try to steal that too.
You make her sound
like Attila the Hun.
Honey, we're barely able to afford your
research facility and the preschool.
She does this all the time.
/t's iust not right.
I think she's just goal-oriented.
Her goal is to take
over the world. I know.
I lived with her
for more than half my life.
And look how great you turned out.
Lenny?
Where are you going
with those children?
What children? These are not children.
These are plumbers.
They're gonna help me fix the sink.
Good-luck kiss.
With this house, you need more than luck.
Okay, let's get to work.
Just as you thought, our line
of expandable infant clothing...
...has elicited a tremendous
response in our first pass.
Huge numbers from the Kmart
and Wal-Mart shoppers.
That should increase our market share.
Put it in production.
Tell me of the new ones.
How many possibles?
- Eight show potential.
- Eight out of 500?
Elena, statistically, genius occurs
once in 10,000 individuals.
We expected only five geniuses
from the Pasadena Orphanage.
We've got eight.
Don't tell me how well we're doing.
Our orphanages and secret labs
are costing us 200 million a year.
The sole purpose of these orphanages is
to allow us to cull out the geniuses...
...the natural leaders.
- We'll do better.
I'll settle for a few more
like Sylvester.
Look at what that crackerjack did.
All our emphasis has been on
keeping the world out of a secret lab.
No one ever considered
the possibility of a baby escaping.
Just look at this wonderful world we've
created for our babies to grow up in.
Why would anyone
want to escape from here?
The one who did is in the work station,
no doubt planning his next escape.
Hello, Sylvester.
- What's he constructing?
- We don't know.
He builds all kinds
of extraordinary things.
For all kinds of extraordinary purposes.
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