Baby Puss

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1

GIRL:
You are a bad, bad, bad,

naughty little baby...

...running away

from your mama like that.

Now, you come right out of there...

...or I will get my hairbrush and I will

spank you right on your little didee.

Land sakes. Like I always say,

it ain't the work, it's the worry.

Now you get right back

in your little bed.

And now it's time for your dinner,

and here it is.

And now I am going downtown

and buy me a new girdle.

And you stay right in your little bed

or I will spank you again and...

Goodbye.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[GIBBERING]

[SNICKERS]

[COOS]

[TOM GIBBERING]

[TOM COOING AND GIBBERING]

["ROCK-A-BYE BABY" PLAYING]

[CRYING]

[COOING]

[GIBBERING]

[JERRY HUMMING]

[SCREAMS]

Mama!

GIRL:

Baby!

You is a bad kitty cat

for getting out of bed.

Now you get right back in.

If you get out one more time

I will hold your little nose...

...and I will pour castor oil

in your mouth.

And it will taste awful bad,

and that ain't good.

[TOM COOING]

[JERRY WHISTLES]

[ALLEY CAT WHISTLES]

[TOM COOING AND GIBBERING]

[ALLEY CAT SINGING

"ROCK-A-BYE BABY"]

[HUMMING "ROCK-A-BYE BABY"]

[ALLEY CATS HUMMING

"ROCK-A-BYE BABY"]

[ALL COO]

Rockabye.

Coochie-coo.

Whoops-a-daisy!

Whoops!

Aw. He fell in the fish bowl.

Anesthetic.

- Diaper.

- Diaper.

- Powder.

- Powder.

- Oil.

- Oil.

- Safety pin.

- Safety pin.

[TOM SCREAMS]

- Forceps.

- Forceps.

- Rubber pants.

- Rubber pants.

[SINGING "MAMA EU QUERO"]

Hey, look. I'm dancing, I'm dancing.

[ALLEY CATS SINGING

"MAMA EU QUERO"]

GIRL:

Baby!

This is the last straw what is breaking

my back as soon as it is turned.

You are a bad baby

so now you have to take castor oil.

Now, come on. Open up.

Come on.

Aah!

[GULPS]

[GROANING]

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