Babysitter Wanted Page #3

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Whoa. Angie, slow down.

What's your problem, buddy?

Hey, Angie, I gotta pull over for a second.

Hold on.

Rick? Hello?

Oh great.

Whod a woapon

Ahh!

Sam?

Sam, wait!

Help, somebody!

Let go of me!

Sam? Sam, where are you?!

Sam, come on, we have to go!

Sam!

Sam, please, I know you're scared.

Ook, mh scarood, too, Sawmh,

but wo whavvo to go

Sam, please!

Why?

Oh.

Oh, Sam, thank God!

I need you to come with me, OK?

Come on.

Come on.

- We're just gonna go for a little drive, OK?

- Hungry.

I know. We'll get you something to eat later,

OK, sweetie?

Oh no, I left the keys in the house.

OK, we're just gonna run inside,

we're gonna grab the keys,

and we're gonna get out of here, OK?

Sam, I need you to wait here until I get back,

OK? OK?

Wait here.

- Evil! Evil!

- Sam, run!

Evil! Ah! Evil!

Run!

Stay away from him!

Evil! Evil! Evil!

Evil!

Let go!

Sam, are you all right?

Hungry.

God help me.

Oh, my God, Sam, no.

Oh, God, baby, are you OK?

Another goddamn priest.

Son of a b*tch,

this is Father Nicoletta!

- Thought I killed that f***er in Romania.

- Well, I guess you didn't.

You are one tough old bastard.

Last time I saw you, you had

an axe stickin ' out of the top of your head.

- Jim, how did he find us?

- I don't know. Goddamn!

Oh, oh, that's just great.

He's still alive. Just great!

Come on, baby, let's get out of here.

Well, he's dead now.

They're like f***in ' rats.

Ohh!

Hold on there, Missy.

You're not going anywhere.

Sorry.

Vi... Stop.

We covered our tracks so well.

How did he find us, Jim?

I don't know. I don't know. But where

there's one, there's gonna be more.

I thought we finally had a home for once.

There's only one thing we can do.

We have to leave tonight.

And go where?

We have people in Colorado. We can

stay with them till we get our place set up.

Hon... Listen, it's gonna be OK.

OK.

I'll pack our things

and you go prepare Sam's food for the trip.

OK. Wait, there's only one thing -

the girl we bagged tonight,

she's still got the drugs in her system.

Do your best to bleed her out.

We need both of them.

We can't leave a trail of dead bodies

all the way to Colorado.

OK.

Come here, honey.

Ah!

Yeah.

One hell of a night, huh?

Let me guess.

You're probably wondering

right about now...

...what the hell's goin ' on.

Bottom line, Angie...

...we gotta feed Sam.

Only problem is...

...he only likes female flesh.

And it can't be any female flesh -

it has to be good, clean

wholesome female flesh -

which, as you can imagine,

is not that easy to come by.

Ah.

And you can't just go around

grabbing up a whole flock of girls,

cos then the local people start gettin '

suspicious. Then you gotta move again.

Last time we went out...

we took Sam with us - big mistake.

Had to grab

a local girl named Rebecca.

You know, I really hate to do that.

That is why we had to get you to baby-sit.

Then eventually, of course,

you'd have to find out about Sam.

But then again,

you're a nice clean girl, aren't you, Angie?

You know... It is so nice

to have somebody out here to talk to.

I'm always out here alone

doing this. Always.

My father...

used to have a meat packing plant.

Every summer I worked there

till I turned eighteen.

Yeah.

You know, I haven't really gotten used to

slaughtering human beings, though.

Hence the cut marks.

You know what Sam's

favourite cut of meat is?

No? The latissimus dorsi.

Can you believe that? Yeah, most people

would think it'd be the gluteus maximus,

cos of the high fat content,

but no, no,

he has to have

this little thin slice of beef right here.

Go figure.

Never tasted either one of 'em myself, so I

couldn't really tell you if they're any good or not.

Goddamn it, I hate giving 'em drugs like that.

F***in ' pisses me off.

This is not the way I do things,

Angie, normally.

I take the girls, I give 'em health food,

put 'em away for a couple days. Lots of water.

Flushes all the drugs right out of their system.

Now, that is good food.

But, I gotta get on the road, so...

Not that it really affects him that much.

But nothin ' seems to affect him much.

Well... priests and churches.

But then again,

he's not eatin ' them, is he?

All right.

There.

Oh, come on.

Oh, hey. No, no, no.

You don't have to worry. No, listen.

I'm gonna hit you right here in the forehead,

right here.

It's only gonna hurt for a split second.

See, it kills the brain,

leaves the heart pumpin '.

That way, I can drain

all the blood outta you.

Aw, no, no, no, no.

No dying on me yet. Go ahead, breathe.

- Oh!

- You son of a b*tch! I hope you rot in hell!

What the hell was that?

You know what?

I said it was nice to have you out here.

Guess what? It's not that nice. Jesus Christ!

Try to be a nice guy,

and that's the thanks I get.

Are you happy? She's probably

already started to coagulate!

You know, this part used to bother me too,

when I first started.

What are doing talking to her?

- I thought you liked her.

- Are you serious?

Well, it's not like I'm out here

having sex with her or somethin '.

I didn't say that you were.

It's just you have to kill her in a minute.

Why talk to her - what is the point?

Hey, I have asked you many times

to come out here and help me.

- Each time, your response has been, "No. "

- You know that is not my thing.

Oh, and... and cutting girls

into. Bite-sized pieces is my thing?

Look, I just came out here

to tell you that I'm done packing

and whenever you're finished here,

we can leave.

Hey. Come here, Vi.

What?

I'm sorry, OK?

This night has just got me all worked up.

- Kiss?

- Hm.

OK, back to work.

One down, one to go.

You know, we really did like you

as a babysitter, Angie.

Hell, you saved Sam from that priest

while we were out gettin ' him more food.

Not a lot of people would've done that.

Course, you didn't know Sam was

the son of the devil at the time, I'm assuming.

You didn't know, right?

I didn't think so.

Well, Angie... It's about that time.

Once again, I'm really sorry about this.

Don't move.

Cos if I don't hit you right in the centre

of the forehead, I'm gonna injure you,

and I really don't want you to be in any pain.

What the hell?

Did you call the cops?

Don't make a sound, you understand me?

Cos I don't want to kill him,

and I really don't want to do you

without the hammer.

Good evening, Officer.

- How you doin '?

- OK.

Ow cawh wo who p you?

Sorry to bother you guys so late,

but, um, I got a call from uh, the girl

who was babysitting for you, named Angie.

- She left about a half an hour ago.

- Mm-hm.

She in some sort of trouble?

Well, she had called earlier and said

there was someone outside the house.

Really? That's funny.

She didn't mention anything to us about it.

- She mention it to you, honey?

- No, not at all.

Guess it was a false alarm.

You folks have a good night.

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