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Bachelor in Paradise Page #5
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It'll get cold. - Well, I'll
come over and... heat it up.
Oh, my gosh!
I must have
pushed the wrong dial!
What'd you set it for,
Niagara falls?
We got to shut it off.
- Aah! Ooh!
Mommy, look.
What's happening?
- Wait here. Watch the kids.
Yeah. C'mon.
Oh, Jack, what's wrong?
- The washing machine.
Too much detergent.
- Get back!
When it switches to rinse,
the whole town may go.
Somebody should turn it off.
- I'll phone for help.
Oh, Jack. This is awful.
First time I've seen
a kitchen with a head on it.
Oh God, it's getting higher.
- Don't make any waves.
Cant find... What's that?
- Look for a lump with a tail on it.
Aah!
Linda! Linda!
She'll be bubbled to death.
Oh, Linda. Linda.
Here! Take him.
- Yes, I got him.
I hope he doesn't shrink.
He'll be a Chihuahua.
Aah! Mad dog!
- Mad house!
Where's the fire?
- No fire.
What did you call us for?
If I hollered "soap!" who'd come?
Rosemary, when's the last time
you stopped by your house?
A week ago. Why?
Did it look as if there was
Dirty work?
- You know.
No, I don't know.
But the house
never looked cleaner.
There is definitely
Drive down Katherina street,
and you'll see women...
our ladies... wearing lipstick
and dresses, during the day!
And it's starting to spread
throughout Paradise.
Tom, exactly... what is
All right... I'll tell you
what she told me.
She told me that your harmless
Mr. Adams is entertaining women
every afternoon in your house.
Collectively or individually?
But either way, I don't like it.
It looks bad.
Now I want you to
find out what is going on there.
Now just picture this
scene for yourselves...
he walks in the house.
and the dinner table set for two,
soft, romantic music,
a bottle of vintage wine chilled to
exactly the right temperature,
a faint, alluring scent of perfume.
The setting is perfect.
Then he discovers a woman
he's never seen before...
beautiful, seductive, exciting.
What does you do?
- I'll kill him!
Ha, ha, ha!
- No, no. The woman is you.
Oh!
I promise you it'll be an evening
you'll always remember.
You'll awaken passions
I guarantee
it'll work.
But what about
the children?
Cooperate, just
like the Europeans.
Leland's too home tonight.
You take my three tomorrow.
- O.K.
Linda, I'll gladly
take the boys tonight.
That's the idea, girls.
And tomorrow after noon, I want
a report from all of you who try it tonight.
Now, happy hunting
and toujours l'amour.
Hi, Rosemary.
- Hi!
You missed the
most fascinating discussion.
Yes, why haven't you
joined our group?
Well, I really haven't
had time, Camille.
I stopped by on business.
See you.
Bye-bye. - Bye.
- It was wonderful, just wonderful.
Well, won't you come in?
- I'll only be a minute.
What sort of a group have
you formed, Mr. Adams?
It's surely not A.A.
One harmless Martini
each just to loosen up.
You care for one?
- I tighten up with Martinis.
I've stop by only to ask if
I thought you were gonna
looking into that for me.
Oh, come on, I heard you
seem to be interviewing
all the women in town,
every afternoon.
We're conducting
a cultural exchange.
Daily discussions of life,
love, and the pursuit.
Seem to have had a bracing
effect on the community.
There's a quite run on girdles lately.
Oh, your friend Niles's books
are all sold out.
How do you know
he's a friend of mine?
Ten days ago,
you signed that petition.
Of course.
Do you really know him?
- Intimately.
We worked on the same sports
department, back in Cleveland.
Is he as wicked
as his books?
Oh, it's a matter of opinion.
I find him fascinating.
I thought you'd like A.J. Niles.
Splendid fellow.
A bachelor, too, by the way.
What's he look like?
He's devilishly attractive.
I don't think I've ever
seen a picture of him.
Most writers have their portraits
on the backs of books.
You know, smoking a pipe.
He has be very
careful about that.
If his face
became well-known,
it'd be a handicap
to his research.
I'll tell you one thing.
Oh?
What makes you so sure?
Your attitude.
Your refreshingly
realistic attitude.
You don't have any of
to deprive a bachelor
of his freedom.
Mr. Adams...
I just stopped by to tell you
that I could get you
a part-time secretary.
- Really?
You could have called that in.
See how it works?
Excuse me.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
I'm not sure.
Hold on.
Are you busy tonight,
Miss Howard?
For dinner, I mean.
- Yes.
All right. Do you know nice
place for we can have
dinner for five dollars?
Barbecue's fine.
Where?
The Pig Pit?
If you say so.
I'll pick you up
around seven.
O.K. You pick me up. Bye.
I thought maybe the four of us
can have dinner together.
The four of us?
- Yeah, me and my date,
you and Tom Jynson.
- Tom Juynson?
He's a married man.
Dolores Jynson's
a married woman.
But she's not your date? - Why not,
they're practically divorced.
I think the four of us together
would be quite civilized.
Could be... quite amusing.
Thanks, Mr. Adams, but I'm not
that desperate for amusement.
Good-bye.
The American woman,
in her desperation...
driven toward what she regards
as equality with the American man,
has somehow lost
the art of romance.
Now her love for the conveniences...
the electric can opener,
automatic TV...
no wash...
That could be stronger.
Let me see...
Memo...check the girls tomorrow to see
how the experiment turned out.
Camille, honey, I'm home!
Well?
Excuse me, madam.
Must be in the wrong house.
Leland Quinlaw!
I did not lose the electric light money
in the bridge game!
Then turn them on.
I don't want them on! I want
candlelight and romance!
I want the lights on!
And what's with the violins?
Who needs this?
I want to see my kids,
and I'm not going to
eat dinner in the bedroom!
Take off that ridiculous dress!
This is no dance hall?
Hey, baby. Come here!
Larry! - I told you, I want to
play on the couch!
I want to play...
- Larry, I've got to think. I'm not...
You don't have to think for
what I've got in mind, baby!
Not to think, baby...
You and your ideas, baby.
You fracture me.
Why don't we
do this every night?
You don't, um,
miss the kids?
What kids?
Baby.
- Hmm?
Let's skip dinner.
..it's cold now anyway.
- Yeah, but I'm not.
Oh, c'est la vie!
BARBECUE CHICKENS
The ribs were delicious.
You should have at least
tasted them.
Mm-hmm.
Shrimp cocktail and five Gibsons...
not a very well-balanced diet.
I shouldn't have had
the shrimp cocktail.
Sure you won't
have some coffee?
I shouldn't have
brought you here.
Now, they don't have
the most versatile wine cellar.
Tom used to
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