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Bachelor in Paradise Page #7
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Larry, is that you, honey?
Well?
Take it off.
Take what off? - That hideous
wig... take it off.
All right. All right,
it's not hideous.
Only, take it off.
- Oh, Larry.
It isn't.
It's not a wig.
You mean
you dyed it that colour?
Yes.
Just wasn't coming up
to speed, that's all.
Hey, where'd you
learn electronics?
It's simple mechanics. This
isn't the first machine I've been cared.
Now let's see if it will work.
Well?
You're doing this
for the government?
Well, they can hardly
wait for it to come out.
Sounds like something
Look, I trust you. I can
tell you the truth, Rosemary.
I don't have a dime, and Mr. Palfrey
came up with this idea.
What idea? - A book like
Niles's, only about America.
While A. J. is in France,
I came out here to do this one.
Palfrey thinks
is a mint in it.
Where's the
government come in?
They're waiting for the mint.
- Oh.
Know something?
This is better than A.J. Niles.
Thank you.
What did you do? - Take back
to the office to transcribe it.
I can't work here.
- Why not?
It's quiet here.
We can concentrate.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Afraid? I'm a pussycat.
From the gossip around
here, you're a Tomcat.
Me? You, of all people, know...
Look, there's been
enough talk.
Why give them more fuel?
Every husband in Katherina street
You're sure you don't want them
talking about you?
They've already talked about me,
and Dolores, and every other woman
in the neighbourhood.
Aristotle said
the high-minded man
is more interested in the truth
than in what people believe.
And are you so high-minded?
I do think I've been behaving in
most exemplary in manner.
Do you realize I haven't even been
No? I mean, no,
I didn't realize.
Some sort of a record, for me.
Oh, Rosemary, I'm sorry.
Alright, Linda.
I was leaving, anyway.
You were?
Terrible gosh me the burst in
this way, but it's an emergency.
It's Larry.
I don't' know what to do.
What have you done
to your hair? - You see?
Larry's tone was
positively menacing.
He walked out on me.
He says he's going to get drunk.
Oh, that is in favor, you know.
That might be an improvement.
But I promised Donna
to come over tonight.
Go without him. - And Leave
the boys? How can I?
Larry promised
to stay with them.
Donna is my sister.
I can't tell her
Larry has walked out and let me.
You know how families are.
Why don't you
stay with the boys?
Yeah. Me... baby-sit?
- You started it.
Yes! So will you help me, Jack?
You'll be an angel... The kids are asleep.
There's nothing to do, really.
If I go over there,
you can stay here and work.
Well, I guess there's
nothing wrong with that.
Oh, Jack. Mmm!
You're a saint.
There goes my record.
What young parents
without help
baby-sitters is unclear.
There's no evidence to...
You're supposed
to be asleep.
I'm hungry.
What can I get for
you? - A sammich.
A sammich.
What kind of sammich?
A pickle and
peanut butter sammich.
Pickle and peanut butter.
Not interested in growing up, huh?
See? You woke your kid brother up.
No, I didn't.
He woke hisself up.
Shh.
Well!
Well, how long you in for, Stevie?
I'm Stevie!
He's Dougie!
Oh, oh.
Well, come on.
Let me spring you.
Come on, doll.
Come on.
You don't have to cry. You...
Uh-oh. High tide.
Aw!
Oh, Larry.
- Where's Adams?
He's not here.
- Don't kid me, Miss Howard.
You women are
all alike, ain't you?
Stick up for him.
What's he got, anyway?
And where is he?
Mr. Delavane,
he is next door at your house performing
a duty you have neglected.
I catch you, and you
try to wriggle out of it
by accusing my wife
of unbecoming conduct?
I'm not accusing Linda... - Rosemary,
can you... - So there you are!
You just bad
as he is... worse!
Trying to make me suspect
my poor little wife
when it's you who've been
hanky-pankying around...
with this...
This bachelor!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Well, he's drunk.
But maybe he can
change the kid's diapers.
I doubt it. He's headed
in the other direction.
I don't blame him.
Say, come on, help me, will you.
I don't know
anything about this stuff.
Wait the minute.
You're a woman. - Oh, gender's
no license for knowledge.
After some of the remarks you made
about American
spinsters on that tape...
We can discuss that later.
Next door is a waterlogged kid
going down for the third time.
Come on, help me.
Does the board of health
know about this place?
What are you doing?
- Fixing a sammich for Dougie.
Where is he?
- Under the table.
Hey!
Hey, come on
out of there.
W... what happened
to your diaper?
They slitched off.
Yeah?
- Here, let me take him.
With this kid, Linda doesn't
need a garbage grinder.
Here we are.
There. You go get
some dry diapers.
Aren't you supposed to powder him first?
- No. You oil them first.
Oil? This kid hasn't done
Here. You do it, and I'll get
the dry diapers. Hold them.
And I'll put Stevie
in the other bedroom.
Isn't that good?
Is that refreshing?
Here you are.
Ahh!
You're the sweetest smelling.
That's all right, baby.
Everything will be alright.
If she wants to dye her hair,
what's the big deal, anyway?
What do you say we go tell her,
ol' uncle John, O.K.? [ Johnny Walker, op. p.]
Not enough oil.
I couldn't find
the diapers, but...
What are you doing?
Let's face it.
I'm a lousy mother.
Oh, go get another towel.
I'll clean him up.
Oh, Dougie.
Ooh!
Yeah, wait.
Come on.
Come on. Let's sit you up.
Let's sit up. There.
How about this one?
Give me one... for here.
Yeah.
Well, I think
that should do it.
Well, come on.
There, huh?
He'll never get out of that unless
he has friends on the outside.
Mrs. Delavane!
Mrs. Delavane!
Aha!
Aha what?
- You are in my house.
Of course I'm in your house.
I'm...
Miss Howard wasn't lying
about you and Linda.
Oh, stop it.
- Butt em up.
Oh, hold it, body. - Butt 'em up,
I'm gonna knock your eyebrows off.
I couldn't go two rounds
with your breath.
I won the first fall.
Quiet, you two.
The boys are trying to sleep.
Oh! My wife isn't good
enough for you, huh?
You got to have
another woman, too.
Well, there's another one
to put to bed.
Yeah, but he's
already oiled.
Causing unrest and disharmony,
apart from entertaining married
and unmarried women
in flagrant violation
of all standards
of decency and morality.
The undersigned therefore demand that
Paradise Village, incorporated, remove
the above-named
undesirable tenant immediately.
And it's signed by every
husband on Katherina street.
But not one of their wives.
Don't tell me he has
gotten to you, too, Rosemary.
You don't believe that rot!
Aristotle said the high-minded man
is more interested in the truth,
than what people believe.
Aristotle doesn't live in Paradise,
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