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Come on!

Come and get it, little guy.

Yum, yum. That's it.

Oh, brother, if the PTA saw me now,

they'd take back their award.

All these trans fats.

- Come on. Come on.

- Almost there.

Just a few more steps.

Got you!

Tyra's baby!

Oh, no.

Finally, a meal we don't have to share

with the Sarcos!

I'm gonna enjoy this.

Did I say jump on me?

When I did say jump on me?

Look at me!

Boo-yah!

- Dodger!

- Ernie!

Awesome roar! Let's go find Dino-Mom!

At least we landed

in something warm and squishy.

Terrific. This is worse than extinction.

Hey, what's extinction?

Yeah!

Hey. That was brilliant!

That's the kind of plan

Max always brags that Ernie makes.

He always was smarter

than I gave him credit for.

All right, come on.

Let's figure this out.

Let's go.

We're back where we started!

- Ernie!

- Hey, guys!

Guys! Guys! Guys!

- She kept you safe.

- She's been fighting for us!

Against those things we saw

in the museum, Sarcosuchuses.

I saw them. And I liked them a lot better

when they were just fossils.

Ernie!

- The whole place is coming down!

- The time machine!

But Dino-Mom...

Ernie, we don't have much time.

Let's go home.

- Wait! We can't just leave her!

- Now, Ernie! We've got to go!

Hurry up, you guys!

Ernie, give me the key!

Dino-Mom.

Ernie! Ernie!

Are we sinking?

- We're in a tar pit.

- Get us out of here!

Ernie! Ernie! Ernie!

Ernie, what is it?

Guys, I know how much

getting home means to you,

but we can't run away from this.

You know me, Ernie.

I'm always right behind you.

Right!

Hey, gator breath, over here! Missed me!

Hey! Over here!

Earthquake!

You leave my baby brother alone,

you big bully!

Max!

No!

Dodger!

Julia, use the flash!

See you in the museum.

Oh, boy!

I'm sorry, Sue. This isn't gonna work.

Just another Santiago screw up.

It's so ridiculous

how controlling I was.

Did you know at dinnertime

I would sit and actually count

how many times they chewed?

And if Ernie ever went outside,

even if he was just going to the backyard,

I always made him...

Leave a note.

- Sue?

- Wait up!

Wait a second.

Wait up!

Let's go.

Ernie. Dodger.

The kids!

Ernie! Julia!

- Dad!

- Max!

Mom!

- Oh, my darlings.

- I never thought I'd see you again.

Look out!

Everybody, get down!

You messed with the wrong family!

Well, now you're all dead!

Let me know if the tar's too hot, Sarco.

- Kids, get behind me!

- Mom, no!

Ernie, just stay back!

You're not getting my kids.

Mom, it's not what you think!

Mom, stop! She found us!

She treated us like we were her kids!

What?

It's true! She even made us

wash our faces!

- Like that.

- That would be sort of disgusting,

if it weren't so amazing.

You see it too, Mom?

She's a bigger version of them.

Mom!

- Dad!

- Max!

The time machine worked,

just like you said it would!

And that thing that almost ate us,

was that a Sarchosuchus?

- Yeah!

- Outrageous!

She looks so sad.

See if this cheers her up.

Let's get out of here.

Thanks for taking care of us.

And for not eating us, of course.

Thanks, Mom.

You know, I'm gonna miss this place.

The smell of the plants,

the sounds of the jungle,

the dinosaur fights.

I'll miss you, too.

Come on, Ern!

Thanks again for everything.

And watch out for those tar pits!

- Goodbye!

- Adis!

We'll miss you!

Bye.

So, how'd you figure out that you

had to spill soda on the controls?

- I saw the carvings on the rock.

- Except I never got the chance, Mom.

I went chasing after Jules.

So how'd it get there?

Dodger, Dodger, Dodger!

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