Bad Ben - The Mandela Effect Page #3

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until you all get tired of seeing this.

You know who you are

but the house is way out here,

so it's going to take me

a little while to get here

but it's nice, rainy

day, everything's green,

and I don't know.

This house must be meant to be mine

because I just plan on flipping it

but I've been dreaming about this place.

Now, by dreaming, I don't mean I'm like,

oh I have to have this house,

this is my dream house.

I just mean it's like I've been

dreaming like I've been

here, I've been inside

and sheriff's sale, they don't let you

inside the house before you get in.

So I don't know, I just feel

like I've been here before.

And here it is.

There it is.

Not bad for sheriff's sale, huh?

It's not bad at all.

Let me take you inside.

Let me get my hat.

Alright, here we go.

The lawn's not overgrown so,

guess the bank's been having it mowed.

It's like four or five

bedrooms, I'm not sure yet,

five bathrooms, a basement.

Yeah somebody's been mowing the lawn.

Somebody's also been delivering the paper.

Guess nobody canceled the Press.

Well before we go in,

let me clean this up.

Yeah I'm still here.

Well can I leave him a message?

No, it's not an emergency.

Can you, okay.

Thank you.

Hey Doctor Matthews, I'm

sorry to be leaving a message

on your machine so late at night.

It's not an emergency

but I'd like to get in there to see ya.

I'm having like this really

weird case of deja vu.

I just moved into this new house

and everything's like

I've been here before

and I just don't feel right

and I'd like to see you as

soon as possible, please.

Again, it's Tom Riley,

I'll wait for your call back, thank you.

- Call from private caller.

- Hello, hello?

Hello?

- Help me.

- Who are, where are you?

- I'm out front.

- Where are you?

Hello, hello?

What the f***?

Hello?

Where are you?

- I'm upstairs.

- Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Is anybody in here?

Hello?

Hello?

- Help me.

- Where are you?

- In the basement.

- Hello, hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Where are you?

I'm on my way home from the house

I bought at a sheriff's sale

and just settled on,

on Steelmanville Road.

How do you turn this around?

It was raining but now the sun's out.

I'm filming this, window's fogging up.

I'm filming this so all of

you can see the house I got,

the moment I pull up.

I haven't been inside yet,

they don't let ya inside houses

that you bid on at sheriff's sale

and here it comes, right

up here on the left.

Get ready.

not bad for a sheriff's sale, huh?

I'm going to flip this

baby and make a fortune.

Let's go inside and have a look.

Here it is.

It's got four bedrooms, five bathrooms,

man I feel like I've been here before.

I mean, I have been here but outside.

At least somebody's been

taking care of mowing the lawn.

They got cameras everywhere.

Man does this place feel familiar?

It's kind of creepy.

Yeah f*** this.

Put this up for sale.

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