Bad Boy Bubby Page #2
Mum...
You be still, too.
You're a sexy woman, Flo.
Get off the road,
you f***ing greenie bastard!
Get a look at the
bastard, will you!
You f***ing poofter bastard!
Nooo...!
No...!
Put money in it, bastard!
He snatched my bloody handbag!
Bloody bastard!
Bloody bastard!
Yeah...
Yeah...
See you.
See you.
Bloody bastard...
Bloody bastard...
We'll sit in the back!
We sit in the back!
Is it the usual?
- Shall we have the usual?
- Yeah.
Okay, hm, two specials, no pineapple!
Alright, beautiful, thanks
very much. Alright.
Lick! Your tongue!
Yeah! Now lick me here!
Here, dummy!
Oh, Christ, that prickles!
Do you like singing?
Do you like that?
When I want to feel close
to my special friend, Jesus...
I sing him a very special song...
Do you want to hear it?
It's my good friend
Jesus's favourite song.
Did you like it?
You're a dag!
Christ, kid! You're a weirdo!
Yeah, that's what you are!
A weird kid!
Nothing but a big...
weird... kid...
Hey! Piss off out the way,
mate, I gotta cut this tree down!
Hey!
You f***ing deaf?
You're a queer looking
rooster, aren't you?
What're you, f***ing
one of them greenies?
Hey! Come on, f*** off,
or I'll cut your prick off!
You f***ing idiot!
Go on, get out of it...
Come on!
Little...!
Come on, let's just get out of here.
You'll just come with me, sir!
You don't want any
trouble now, do you?
Come on! This way!
Yes, mate! Can I help you?
Err, printshop...
Get, get, get...!!
You try that again, mate,
and I'll call the cops!
Two of those wonderfully fattening
chocolate eclairs, please, Sam!
Here we are! Thanks.
Thank you, sweetie!
Yes!
Two of those wonderfully fattening
chocolate eclairs, please, Sam!
Two dollars! Thanks!
Thank you, sweetie!
Er, no, that'll be two
dollars, thanks, buddy!
Two of those wonderfully fattening
chocolate eclairs, please, Sam!
Thank you, sweetie!
out where you belong.
To take you back there.
Come on!
Yes.
I still look alright, don't I?
Get off the f***ing road,
you f***ing greenie bastard!
Get off the f***ing road,
you f***ing greenie bastard!
I don't like f***ing smart c*nts!
I saw what that
f***ing pig did to you...
Beer?
There's some down here.
I've gotta stop drinking.
I've gotta get my life in order.
Who wants it?
Bubby wants it!
Bubby!
Rip the scab off that one, mate!
We need more beer!
We need more beer!
Let's give him a taste
of what's to come!
Sure, a bit of rock'n'roll!
One! Two!
One-two-three!
#If you see Kay!
#Can you tell her I'm leaving?
#Can you tell her I'm losing my mind?
#If you see Kay!
#Can you tell her I'm leaving
#If you'd say until she says okay
#I've got to hear you say okay
#I've got to make her take away
#I can't figure it out any other way!
#F. U. C. K!
#Can you tell her I'll leave her?
#Can you tell her I'm losing my mind?
How's it, roadie?
I would never drive, mate!
Hey, Bubby!
Can you give us a hand, mate?
Bubby is the apprentice roadie.
That's good, Bubby.
Bubby is the apprentice roadie.
Yeah, just don't drop
the f***ing speaker, okay?
Just don't drop the
f***ing speaker, okay?
Oh, f***!
Jesus!
Alright?
Is this where the band
supposed to be?
Yeah.
Alright... Hm... What
time are you starting?
About an hour and half ago,
but nobody's turned up yet.
Want to come in?
We'll play!
I... don't think so.
I was hoping there'd be some girls.
No girls, mate, only music.
Thanks anyway!
Who was that?
I don't know. A neighbour complaining
about all the racket we were making.
Ah, very f***ing funny, mate.
He was a customer.
Where did he go?
How the f*** would I know?
Down the road to see another band!
And you just let him walk out!
What the f*** was I
supposed to do? Force him?
How the f*** we're
going to pay for the hall,
if you let all the people
walk out without paying!
Jesus f***ing Christ!
Is that the lot?
- I've nothing.
- I've nothing.
What about you, hold-out?
Is that it?
Try the other pocket, mate,
we saw you tried that one before.
Nothing!
Never anything.
How about you?
Got any money?
Sure...
Search him.
Money! Do you have any money?
You greedy little c*nt!
I ain't got enough money
to keep buying you milk!
So take that, mate!
Shut up!
Well, if that's all there is...
...we're stuffed.
Yeah! We're stuffed.
- Christ!
- Hilarious...
No money, no girls...
It's enough to make you puke!
And where's that f***ing
smell coming from?!
Your f***ing feet!
F*** that f***ing smell!
What about the f***ing money?
Hurry up, Bubby! We're
in the middle of a crisis!
- Settle!
- It's okay, mate.
CLINGWRAP KILLER
- That be Mum!
- What?
That be Pop!
Them be Mum and Pop!
What?
Is that your mother?
Bubby Mum!
And your father?
- What do you reckon...
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
Ah, wouldn't be him!
Big sh*t!
It wouldn't!
- I don't know...
- It says there's a reward!
Fifty thousand bucks!
Take a look at this!
- What is this...
- Aah, sh*t!
- Christ!
- F***!
That be Kat!
No, it was a cat.
Jesus...
- Eer...
- It is him!
- It has to be!
- Fifty grand!
Oh, f***...
Alright, he's harmless!
- Tell that to the cat.
- He can stay in your bed tonight.
Jesus, Bubby, take
that cat outside, will you?
Just take it
outside for a while.
Don't go too far, okay?
Okay.
Bring us back some
money or something!
Okay!
Five, six, seven, eight, nine...
Jesus f***ing Christ!
Get that f***ing thing out of
here, you mad bastard! What...?
I don't like f***ing smart c*nts!
Well...
If that's all there is...
...we're stuffed.
Ah, f***ing racket!
Yeah, they're probably after him.
Oh, sh*t.
- What're we gonna do now?
- We're gonna go to jail!
I can feel it!
We're going to go to jail!
- Bullshit!
- Shut up!
Look! Look...!
Let's just put these on.
More trouble
that he's worth.
You just take care
of that money.
It's alright, Bubby.
#Tell you a story
#that's sad but true
#Tell you a story
#about you know who
#A boy called Bubby
#sitting right over there
#Bad Boy Bubby
#with the wild, crazy hair...
Bad Boy Bubby...
#Oh, yeah!
Bad boy...
#Bad Boy Bubby
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues
#Got them? Bad Boy Bubby
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues...
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues
#from my head right to my shoes...
#Well, we met him
#when we were touring in '53
#Well, that's not true
#but it rhymes with Bubby
#Bad Boy Bubby
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues...
He's a classic, isn't he?
You don't own
a cat, do you, Dan?
We're going to leave
you with Dan, Bubby. Okay?
See you, Bubby!
And don't be a bad boy!
#Bad Boy Bubby...
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues...
Hey! Hey!
Why don't you go and talk
to her, if she's so interesting?
You're a sexy woman, Flo.
God, you've got great tits.
Great, big whoppers of things.
You're a very cruel person,
do you know that?
Just because you're rich,
and you're handsome, you...
...you think it's okay
to make fun of people like me?
Well, it's not funny!
It's just hurtful!
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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