Bad Boy Bubby Page #4

they're going to lock him up!

And I feel he shouldn't

be locked up!

What is it, Rachael?

She think me should stay!

Is that what you

think, Rachael?

What about the others?

What do you think?

Do you want Pop to stay?

Yes. Yes!

Well, I'm sure you've got

some stories to tell!

Like who's Bubby,

for instance?

You're Bubby, aren't you?

Bubby been left to die!

Me Pop now!

Oh...

Pop want to see Angel's tits!

No.

But I'll show Bubby!

Bubby want to see Angel's tits!

I don't hear Bubby!

Bubby no fit no more out here!

Me Bubby.

Them be beautiful.

Like Mum.

Don't you think

they're too big?

Them be perfection!

Okay...

It's enough for now...

You go back to being Pop.

And Bubby's our secret.

Okay?

It's a garden, and

it's filled with roses...

All different colours...

And it smells so

beatiful in the garden.

It is a very special garden.

No one knows about this garden...

No one is allowed to come in.

Only people who love you.

Only people who care

about you.

And only people

you want to let in.

There's a very high picket fence

around the garden...

Hidden in the high grass...

And no one can see it.

Imagine yourself being

in that garden...

lying on the grass...

feeling very comfortable.

It's a beautiful day.

The sun is shining...

and it's warm.

And the wind gently

touches your cheeks...

Hi.

I'm off duty now, so I'm going to

show you where you'll be sleeping.

Rachael think Pop

stay in her room.

Are you saying what

I think you're saying?

Sorry, Rachael, but Pop

will stay in Pandy's room.

Okay?

Here's your bed

and there's your suitcase

and I put your cat

in the freezer,

we can bury that

tomorrow, okay?

A band?

Cat got your tongue?

It's the Animal for you!

Psst! Pop!

Come here!

We've got a surprise for you!

We've got some people who'd

really like to get to know you!

Come on, come on!

Go, get'em, Pop!

Is that you, Pop?

Me be Pop!

I'm Shannon!

I'm Sharon!

Won't you join us?

What do you think?

Do you like us?

I've never had a virgin before!

Don't be scared!

We'll show you what to do!

Tiny tits...

Tiny?!

These aren't tiny,

they're perfect 36's!

Where did you come from?

Them not Angel tits.

Who's Angel?

I don't know...

Ashes to ashes,

and dust to dust.

Good-bye, Cat.

There...

She's happy with God now!

It is the duty of all human beings

to think God out of existence.

Full of surprises, aren't we...

Be still, Kat!

I'll beat you brainless,

by Christ!

Poison don't get you...

God will...!

Them not tiny tits!

Them great big

whoppers of things!

Pop love them tits!

Pop love them tits!

No.

No!

That not be.

Not be...

What's the matter, Bubby?

Bubby crying with

sadness for Rachael...

because Rachael

have no Bubby.

Rachael...

be loving Bubby.

Oh, my poor Rachael...

And Bubby be loving Angel...

Oh, Bubby...

I only really visit

when I have to.

It always ends in a fight.

And then I don't

go for a while...

And then they forgive me,

then we fight all over again.

A bit of a mess

but dad's a collector.

Used to be his business.

Princess Pink!

This is going to be fun...

How do you like

your dinner, Mr Pop?

Pizza be better than this.

Our daughter has a healthy

appetite, don't you think?

Mother, don't start.

Be quiet! Let your mother

speak uninterrupted!

Thank you, dear!

We tried to bring her up

as best as we could

but she's been rather

a disappointment to us.

Be the first time you

didn't finish your dinner!

I find fat people so...

so gross!

So unfortunate, of course

but so...

ugly...

And what do you think, Mr Pop?

Me think Angel be beautiful.

She's a fat slut!

Be careful what you say, dear!

Better he'd know that

she's a fat slut!

If God had wanted

us to be fat

he'd have made us all

the same weight, wouldn't he?

But he didn't!

God doesn't like fat people!

Fat people are an

abomination in his eyes!

F*** you, God!

Strike me down, if you dare!

Angel be beautiful!

God be a useless c*nt!

NO!

Why you be bad to Angel?

You can go now, Mr Pop!

We shall pray for you!

Get out of here!

Angel come too?

My parents were just waiting

to die anyway, Bubby.

They were both riddled

with poisons and cancers...

Asbestos from the break linings...

Lead from the car exhaust.

PCP's from the car seats.

Dioxins,

parathidions,

dieldrin...

Mercury.

Radioactivity.

Whoever did it, just

put them out of their misery.

Ashes to ashes...

dust to dust.

That be nice.

That be poisoning us!

That be poisoning the air

that we breathe!

If the poison don't get you...

then God will!

Beautiful, isn't it?

Fantastic.

And yet...

This is mob have been

trying for centuries

to clingwrap this mob.

Even though they

share the same god.

Mind you,

this mob have been getting

pretty good at clingwrapping lately.

And this mob's got

the same god as well.

But they've had a fair go of

clingwrapping that first mob...

They've been trying to clingwrap

that second mob for a good

couple of thousand years.

And they pretty well

succeeded in clingwrapping

just about all of this mob.

They never did much

clingwrapping...

to anyone...

but themselves.

Then there's this lot.

A different god altogether.

You'd think that would help.

But it doesn't.

See, this mob

clingwrapped about half a million

of that first mob.

Fourty or fifty years ago.

And they've been at it ever since.

They've all done their

fair share of killing

or being killed.

And it's all pointless.

The thing, Bubby, is:

don't be like them.

No matter how mad you

get at someone...

don't kill them.

Ever.

Bubby done clingwrap them.

Me Pop now!

Talking like you'll be running

the country soon enough...

No more excuses!

No more clingwrapping.

Okay?

Bubby?

Okay.

And...

don't mention it to anyone.

We look like all being...

rich and famous

soon enough, so...

let's not spoil it.

Okay.

Collars!

Yes, mate?

How much that be?

That be five dollar!

Where be Pop?

Where be Pop?

When be them come on stage?

Them be there soon!

Them be there real soon!

Where be Pop!

You be a sexy woman, Flo!

You be a sexy woman, Flo!

Me see right down your dress!

You got great big whoppers, Flo!

Me want to see them tits!

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