Bad Boys II Page #2

Mike, okay? l got a big chunk missing.

lt's actually a small chunk.

This tension you bringing

into this relationship...

...won't be healthy

in the long run.

Maybe there ain't gonna be

no long run.

Whatever.

He's seeing a shrink. l mean--

-Icepick, Lowrey.

-Hey, brother.

Two bags? You embarrassed me

in front of my people.

Wait, brother. No, no, no, brother.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whatever. You better pray

to whoever it is you pray to...

...because you got 2 4 hours

to find that X before l find you.

The cops hit my mule.

Well, Mr. Tapia, l don't know

where the heat is coming from.

It's a delicate situation

for both of us, isn't it?

-l'm telling you, l've checked them.

-Alex, look. A guy's OD'ing.

l'm sorry, l gotta hang up.

Some f***ing punk

thinks he can die in my club.

Ecstasy fucks them up.

-Get him out of here, Josef.

-We'll dump him around the block.

Dump him.

Auntie Syd, it must be so cool.

Young, single, living in New York.

Probably hook up

with a lot of cute guys.

-Just like Sex and the City.

-Theresa, cancel the damn cable.

So, Auntie Syd,

you're a cop too, huh?

Sort of. l work for the DEA,

but l just push a lot of papers.

-Nothing exciting.

-Well, you keep pushing papers.

Don't have to worry about

my little sister fighting crime.

Okay?

Possibly getting hurt.

James. Get my screwdriver.

Damn bolts.

lgnore him. He's being mean

because he got injured.

-Are you okay?

-His wound is fine. lt's...

...other things

that were affected.

-Theresa!

-What?

You-- lt's just nerve damage,

that's all.

Y'all not gonna spoil it.

l'll talk to you about it.

lt's a donut.

lt's a medical thing.

l got it from a maternity store.

You know, pregnant women use it.

They can put one cheek here.

lt take pressure off the other cheek.

-For you, dog.

-Thoughtful.

Look, man...

...last night there was something

different in your eyes.

You know, Mike, l had an epiphany.

You know?

-l realized you're an enigma.

-Yeah, l could see that.

God sent you here to test me.

But guess what?

You not gonna break me, Mike. No.

Whoosah.

ls that Syd?

-That's Syd.

-Now's not a good time.

Mike, listen, now's not a good time.

Hit me, hit me, hit me.

No throwing balls in the house.

Whoosah.

-What's up, Theresa?

-Hey.

Aw, they ain't tell me it was a luau.

Syd, hold up. Hold up.

Hold on.

Behave yourself, girl. Hey, hold up.

Hold up. Hold up.

Oh, look at you. Look at you.

Oh, okay. Okay. l see now.

You didn't tell Marcus

about New York.

-He knows about New York.

-About us? You told him about us?

No, he knows about New York.

You know, it's a nice city and that l

dropped a witness off last month.

Mike is so sweet.

-So sweet he make your teeth rot.

-So have you told him yet?

Baby, soon, okay? Real soon.

He needs to know you're transferring

and won't be his partner anymore.

Theresa, timing is everything.

Marcus is not very happy

with me right now.

No, no, Syd, l'm telling you, that is

Scarface limping around in there.

We need to give that boy a few

minutes to let his butt heal up good.

We like each other.

What's the big deal?

l'm just gonna go tell him right now,

because this is dumb.

Hold up. Hold up. l'm gonna tell him.

lt ain't like l won't tell him.

How am l not tell him?

-When?

-l need a minute.

Straight up. We're not vibing

right now. l just need a minute.

Mike, he's my brother, okay?

Don't be scared. Toughen up, chief.

Whoa. Hey.

Hey, l ain't say l was scared.

Just.... There's something wrong

with your brother.

So, Mike, l understand you

were in New York last month.

Yeah, l was....

-Remember l did the thing?

-No.

You remember?

The two of you should've gotten

together. That would've been nice.

l never told you Mike was in New York.

Well, you know what, Mike?

Syd, she's gonna be in town,

what, another week?

Why don't you show her around?

That'd be nice.

That would be so great.

Yeah. Yeah, l could--

Well, me and....

Marcus, you want to show her

some stuff?

Yeah, because l'm in town

on vacation.

l'm staying

at the most amazing hotel.

The view, the pool. Oh, my God.

We got a pool right here.

That ain't exactly a pool, man.

That's like a big-ass puddle

wrapped in blue plastic.

Didn't they have any good pools

when you bought this one?

Megan, that pool cost $3900.

Okay, so how much

do the good pools cost?

-lt's all right, baby.

-lt is kind of whack, huh?

l gotta go meet somebody.

lt was nice seeing you again, Mike.

Nice-- Good to see you.

Where you going?

-Bye, sweetie.

-Bye.

l thought you were on vacation.

So glad you could join us, Mike.

l'm telling you, spending time like this

make a partnership strong.

Mike, can l see you

by my stupid pool?

What's the deal, baby?

Why you gotta always come over

here and try to take over, Mike?

-What are you talking about?

-This is my family, man. Okay?

-What are you talking about?

-My place of peace.

Are you taking medication?

You taking medicine

for the thing, right?

-What'd l do?

-Forget it. Just forget it.

-What'd l do?

-Mason. Go fetch.

Oh, sh*t!

Now, that sh*t is funny.

That's some funny sh*t.

Oh, man, hold up.

Yo, Lowrey, you hot.

Thirty-nine hundred dollars.

Thirty-nine hundred.

You better pray to God you right

this time. Yo, dry off, sweetheart.

lcepick said the Haitian Zoepounds

about to do a rip. Let's move.

All right, guys, smarten up.

Talk to me.

Eyes on, agents. Good luck.

This is 1 05.

They're backing in.

I got a good look.

-We got a good eyeball.

-All right, we're in.

What's up?

You come highly recommended

out of New York.

You did some good jobs

for our Russian crew up there.

How old are you?

Old enough.

Come on. lf you want to move

this stuff you gotta do it quick.

Wow, nice getup. You can start

to run these through.

l'd like to see

how your machine works.

Ooh, that sounded dirty.

''l would like to see how

your machine works, baby.''

I wouldn't be so crude.

I mean, I'm more of a refined kind

of a human being.

You follow ballet?

Three of my cousins are dancing

with the Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow.

l like hippie-hop too.

I gave you 5000.

You gave me 4900.

-l gave you 5000.

-4900.

-5000.

-Count it.

lf you want to f*** with me again,

find yourself another chump.

Okay.

-How much?

-Three.

Look at this. Money everywhere.

Clean it up.

Okay, we want to change a little

over $3 million, all right?

How many jobs did you do with

my friends up there in New York?

Quite a few.

How you behave with me

has consequences for a lot of people.

You found me,

not the other way around.

You need me to change small bills to

large ones and deliver to a third party.

l bet he'd like his money

in a timely fashion.

Delivery's late, it's your ass,

not mine.

Here's 50,000 in 1 00s

for your 50,000 in 1 0s.

Third party takes his million

in these five briefcases here.

-l hope l'm not losing you, chief.

-l hate math.

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