Bad Company Page #6

But I'm willing to work for it.

You're not here with me

You're so far away

Baby

I-I-I

Nicole, you hurt me really bad,

and I can't just let you

yo-yo with my heart, okay?

You hurt me, and I'm never

gonna let it happen again.

Love don't live here any more!

Michael, I've never seen you like this.

So... open,

so--

so in touch with your feelings.

Like you could really be in love

with a nurse from New Jersey!

You're just so much more--

warm, and-- and--

- and vulnerable and-- and funny.

- Is that like--

- You didn't used to be funny.

- That's funny, "ha ha" funny, or

- funny, "This milk tastes funny" funny?

- See? That's funny!

You're not Michael Turner.

Jake and Nicole are back.

Yeah, and they've got company.

Okay, let's join the party.

- I'm Michael! - I don't know

who the hell you think you are,

-but you're not Michael Turner.

-C'mon. You gotta believe me. I'm Michael.

- You're not Michael.

- I'm Michael!

Come on!

- Who's shooting at us?

- Rival antique dealers!

Down here.

I'm sorry, I haven't been

totally honest with you.

So you're not Michael?

Well, we have the same DNA,

which makes us kind of the same person.

- Where?

- Come on! In here!

Come on. Get down the laundry chute.

It's the laundry chute.

- Come on, come on.

- It's a laundry chute?

- It smells in here.

- It's just dirty drawers.

Quiet.

You trying to play footsie with me?

Will you shut that off?

With what? My ass?

- Reach in my pants.

- Hell, no!

You've reached in my brother's pants.

God!

- Hello?

- Mr. Turner?

Vas... you caught me

at a real bad time.

- What are you doing? Just hang up!

- Would you shut the hell up?

- No, you shut up!

- B*tch, don't-- Can I call you back?

Don't bother. The Olsany Cemetery.

2 hours.

Sh*t.

There's people comin'.

There's people comin'.

Quiet, quiet.

I knew I couldn't trust Michael.

Always so secretive.

Just downright sneaky.

Never even told me

that he had a brother.

Some investigative reporter

I am...

This antique-dealing stuff,

this is just a front, right?

You're drug dealers.

You're not even denying it.

I'm going back to the Balkans

where I'm safe.

- See, I told you I'd handle it.

- Very smooth.

Sir, those were

Dragan Micanovic's men-- all dead.

Well, obviously,

he thinks you're still alive.

By the way-- Vas called.

We're on in 2 hours.

Olsany Cemetery.

As we speak, our field operatives are

staking out their perimeter positions.

They'll be with you all the way.

So will we.

Officer Welles has installed a G-4 satellite

tracking device to your vehicle.

That's all we can manage safely. Vas will be

more worried about wire taps than weapons.

You can expect him to check

both your car and you.

Seale is on his way

to the money-transfer site at present.

Obviously, we want you to connect

the bomb and the computer...

and begin the verification process

as soon as possible.

Most importantly, once you connect

it to the bomb, a signal will be

established via satellite between

your computer and Welles here.

We'll try to steal the arming codes

while you check the bomb.

So if they don't have the codes,

they can't detonate the bomb.

Right. But you may have to stall.

You may need to buy them some time.

You'll hear 3 short tones when the

process is completed.

Once you've heard the tones,

you're satisfied the bomb is real,

Vas will give me the account number

and I call Seale and authorize

the transfer of money.

As soon as I get

the word from Seale,

I'll provide confirmation of

the transfer of the $ 19 million

from the Midlands National Bank

in Grand Cayman.

You gonna give this guy $ 19 million?

I thought you was my man! 19 million?

Actually, it's all digital dollars--

ones and zeroes, man.

See, we issue a wire transfer,

the receiving bank seeks out...

a GFX authorization sequence

verifying the funds are available.

It'll take his bank 48 hours

to realize that the money doesn't exist.

The sh*t hits the fan,

you got that watch.

Well, then I'll know what time it is

when the sh*t hits the fan.

What's this? Hey, hey! Hey, hey!

Somebody just walked out

with a sweater.

That's a panic button.

You press that and the cavalry comes in.

There are a lot of people

counting on you, Mr. Hayes.

This is Olsany Cemetery.

Almost 2 million people

are buried here.

You think Vas is trying

to tell us something?

Yes. It's Vas.

Yes, he's with me.

Graficka Road East.

Graficka Road East, people.

- Is that one of ours?

- It's one of theirs.

Why does he have someone

following us if

he's the one who's telling us

where we're going?

He's following us to make sure

no one else is following us.

- But someone is.

- Yeah, that's what makes it so much fun.

They're headed for open country.

Make sure they don't get too close.

Dog One, this is Carolina.

Be advised, we're on a loose leash.

Roger that, Carolina.

Here's Mr. Smiley.

Get out of the car.

Your coats, please.

Thank you.

You must be very trusting people

to come out here all alone, unarmed.

- What makes you think we're alone?

- Straight ahead.

- Parish, McCain, come in.

- Okay, we're in position.

Sir, we're in place outside

Chotosov Monastery.

Here they are,

and my good friend Michael.

Welcome to my church...

where we worship money.

- Okay, let's get started.

- You wanted to look under the hood?

So look under the hood.

We're on-line.

Let's go to work, people.

Casing unit. Apex mirror.

Detonating block.

This is insanity.

Just one electrical surge, and

you'll blow us all to hell.

Chill, Michelle.

I mean, relax. Relax, Michelle.

Downloading new authentication code.

117 seconds to completion.

As soon as I verify

the uranium deflector is of weapons grade,

we can all be on our merry way.

Uranium deflector?

This is plutonium reflector.

Plutonium.

That's what I meant. Plutonium.

60 seconds.

Michael, why is this taking

so long a time?

I'm running one last diagnostic test.

If you stayed on top of things, you'd

understand that the traditional checks...

are not 100% foolproof.

This last test was designed by

the head of nuclear science

at Cal Tech, a Dr. Dre.

40 seconds.

Dr. Dre, along with Dr. Erving and

Professor Griff and the rest of

the Wu-Tang Clan,

know that it is best...

when you have

a baseline screen situation.

to achieve a post-opular

cataclysmic calibration,

or something we like to call

the "Shaq Attack."

- Shaq Attack?

- Yes, named after...

Dr. O'Neal of Los Angeles,

formerly of Orlando.

All we need are the arming

and the disarming codes.

I know, I know, but it's a mess.

I'm looking at it.

I don't know what's what.

We have to dump it all just

to get the 2 codes, sir.

I hope we can stall long enough.

- There's so much information here.

- What we're doing right now...

can help not only in nuclear energy,

but also medicine, food--

I believe everything is in order.

Sorry, sir.

- Have the codes been moved

to Jake's computer? - Yeah.

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