Bad Night

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Attracted to

the spark before the flame

Is it any wonder

That it all turns

out the same?

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I've fallen for it all

Before you came

Ooh

Just started, I'm done

You're here, but I'm gone

There's no other way

Even when the rush is gone

Even when the stardust

turns to dawn

Will you still be

holding on

With white knuckles,

white knuckles?

Crazy night?

Yup.

Are you mad at me?

No.

You ready for this?

Yeah. Let's do it.

I just want to go home.

That was it?

They make it look so much better

in the movies.

They make losing your

virginity look better

in the movies, too.

Movies are full of sh...

Good morning, Lake Arrowhead.

Today's forecast calls

for highs in the upper 80s

and lows in the mid-70s.

A great day to get out

and enjoy some sunshine.

- I love you.

- I love you more.

I love our love.

My God!

I hate this field trip already.

Why aren't you

a hot chick, too, bro?

Ouch!

Shut up, Chad.

And can you please stop

making out with my sister

in front of me?

I'm sorry that this bothers you

and that she happens

to be your sister.

Eww, eww, eww, eww.

It's 7 a.m.

What's wrong with you?

This entire school

is riddled with STDs.

OK. Listen up, everybody.

Today is

an important day for me.

We are going on a field trip

to see

one of my favorite

artists' work... Pablo Picasso.

He is just simply

one of the best,

second only in my opinion

to Anne Geddes.

Love her photographs

of little babies

in pumpkin patches.

So I don't want anyone

breaking any of my rules,

and if one person breaks a rule,

then every single one of you

will fail.

Let's have an awesome day.

We're missing two people.

Where are they?

OK. You got everything

you need?

Yes, sir. Packed a lunch,

got my notebook,

bottle of water,

two trail mix bars,

phone charged, ready to go.

Heh heh. You are your

father's daughter.

OK. Serious. Please, please,

please be careful down there.

I know what happens at these

spring break trips, OK?

Dad, I already told you.

This isn't a spring break trip.

It's a field trip

for Miss Goldstein's

art history class.

You get extra credit if you go.

You are a straight-A

student, Abby.

OK. How about you,

me, your brothers,

we do a little deer hunting

this weekend?

We play a little poker?

Sounds fun, but I don't know.

I actually like

going to see museums.

Plus, I don't need extra credit,

but Kate needs it to

graduate in time.

You're a good friend.

OK. Please, please behave, OK?

And let's face it.

There's something

about you and Kate, OK?

Kate can get you in trouble.

Why would you trust technology

over someone who knows

what they're doing?

This thing's connected to

a billion-dollar satellite

that updates it

every single second.

- It knows what it's doing.

- I don't think so.

I'm sorry, Kate.

Yeah, I'm sorry

we've ruined your life.

Look. We're here.

Finally.

Thanks for the ride, guys.

Have a great field trip.

Y-you know what?

Um, there is

actually something that

your father and I wanted

to talk to you about.

Can it wait until tonight?

Sure.

No. We should do it now.

Is this about the divorce?

No, it's...

The other... yeah.

All right. This is... this

will only take a second.

Morning, guys!

Who's excited to see

some art museums?

I'm excited to go back to sleep

once that bus gets here.

Museums are just man's

pathetic attempt to

document our meaningless

existence on this planet.

Dude, come on!

Can you please not start

with this nonsense?

It's 7 a.m. Jesus!

Our love isn't

meaningless, baby.

No, it's not.

Actually, it is meaningless.

Your love is meaningless.

Sweetheart, we know we

said we would pay for it

if you got into NYU,

even if you didn't

get the track scholarship

you didn't get,

but turns out we didn't mean it.

Is that bad?

We don't have the... we

can't afford it.

We don't have the...

we're not liquid.

W-wait. What do you mean?

Your father blew all

of our money on another one

of his stupid business ideas.

A dating web site

for pets is a great idea.

Liz, you even said,

"That's a great idea."

No. Pets don't know how

to use a keyboard.

That is the dumbest idea I...

Do you realize this is

exactly what happened

last time with the car?

Bees were supposed

to go extinct.

That was gonna be a cash cow.

Read the Internet.

Look. You don't even

know what you want to do.

Why don't you just take

a year or two off, travel,

you know, go abroad? That's

what I did after high school.

Loved it. Totally found myself.

- That costs money, too.

- Not that much.

I always found a place to

crash for a night or two.

Got it. Thanks, guys.

Heh.

She'll be OK, right?

Probably not.

Hey. Thank God.

I was gonna kill you

if you didn't show up.

Let's get today over with.

I hate it already.

I'm sorry.

Do you guys have

difficult lives?

Try living

on a teacher's salary, OK?

It feels like my jeans are

made out of Tupperware.

Whoo

Yeah

Morning, people!

Bear, you're late.

It's Saturday. I overslept.

Unrelated statements.

How are you this bitchy on a...

Saturday morning?

Everybody on the bus.

- What's up, Bear?

- What's up, my man?

Go on, brother.

Voldemort's in the house.

- Hi.

- Morning.

- My brother!

- Yeah!

- Morning, Bear.

- Boo.

- Hi.

- Good to see you.

I got one free

ticket to hugtown.

- Do you want it?

- Rain check.

Come on. We gonna stop

to get something to eat?

My stomach's grumbling.

I want to just drive,

drive, drive

Far away

from our normal lives

I wasn't born to die

living inside a lie

So come on, everyone

Don't let your

heart compromise

Hey!

I've never seen food

these colors before.

Looks like somebody

already ate that once.

My God!

It smells like it, too.

Do you want a trail mix bar?

- I have two.

- Yeah, I guess.

Ho!

This is awesome.

Well, we had a little

time before we got back

on the road,

and kids did great today,

so thought it would be a special

treat at The Flavor Circus.

s that beef?

Dude, protein!

Yeah! About to put this

place out of business!

Ha ha! Thanks, Mrs. G.

You're quite welcome.

Really,

the pleasure's mine today, kids.

I feel like Mrs. Claus. Heh heh.

And it's Christmas morning

for all of you guys.

- Baby!

- What?

We should make

each other's plates.

My God!

Why didn't I think of that?

You know what? You always

have the best ideas.

Such a good idea.

- Here I come, here I come.

- Stop it!

The buffet's symbol

of Western overindulgence.

This is why the rest

of the world hates us.

Trevor, just put something

on your plate, please.

My name is Beowulf!

Err!

Is that clams casino?

Babe, this is the best dinner

that I have ever had.

You're a genius.

- Baby, you're a genius.

- Stop it.

I feel like my taste buds

are falling in love with you.

Stop it.

So did everyone enjoy

the Picasso exhibit

as much as I did?

Not really.

That guy sucked.

None of his stuff looked like

what it was supposed to.

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