Bad Teacher
BAD TEACHER !! Enjoy!!
Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?
oops!! i know that you...hey you settle down
Sandy..c'mon..now now guys its is not
a time to make silly jokes ...
its a time for a little bit of talking before
we really get to the important part.
Here we go, well its been another great year here at JAMS.
who can forget Mr.Pinkus's haunted classroom
Thank you Sandy, for that.
and I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
or the wild success of
the book drive for womens prison
which mrs.Pathacheks class sponsored
Thank u Beth, but as summer droves upon us,
its time not only to say goodbye
but sadly also to say goodbye
to one of our faculty members
Yes,..Elizabeth..is Elizabeth Halsey here?
there she is..
Elizabeth can you come on up here?
yes thats appropriate applause, I think.
Elizabeth, even though you are
only with us for one short year..
please know that we will always
consider you part of the JAMS family.
And we got you a little something.
Oh!! Thank you.
Wow..almost $40, thank you.
You're very welcome, speech??
Ok well, i'm really terrible at this types of thing
so, i'll make it quick
Ah, i know i've only been here a year,
but there's so much i will miss.
my students, probably most.
And I wish that i had gotten to know
all of you better.
but,between four classes and planning a wedding
my plate was full
still, I know that our students are
in good hands.
and even though i'll never teach again professionally.
I've realised that i dont need a blackboard or
a classroom to set an example.
Adios, b*tches!!
Baby doll..
i'm home.
in here..
get yourself hot coz i'm gonna suck
your dick like i'm mad at it
Oh! look, your moms here.
Hi Mom, what a fun surprise.
Suitcases, honey are we going on a trip?
Aah..Elizabeth, we need to talk.
- Sure.
I'm starting to think that maybe we need to take a break
Forever...
-Mom!!
Tell her what the accountant said.
-Mom!
Steven said that you
spend $16,000 last month.
He thinks you're bad news
- I know women like you.
Damnit Mom! I told you i could handle this
- I just want to ask her something.
you truly love my son?
- I love him so much it hurts.
Alright then, when is his birthday?
- Mom...
i'm not..you know..that is just
offensive that you would even ask me that
It's today..
I know..
thats why i got you this okay
honey, happy birthday
Austin Market?
okay fine, i'll sign the prenup.
It's over, Elizabeth.
Mark, I'm pregnant.
-Bullshit
-No you're not
Okay fine, I'm not actually pregnant.
You know what, i'm starting to wonder ...
whether this is always been about the money.
I dont love you?
I have been listening to you
whining about opera for the last year.
Okay, If the younger generation doesn't get into opera
then guess what? no more opera!
An art form has died
If opera goes away, we're f***ed.
I want my ring back.
What am i supposed to do? Huh?
where am i supposed to go?
There she is, Elizabeth Halsey.
wooooo...
I am so excited we're gonna be across-the-hall mates.
But I'm so sad..it's because
your relationship ended
Who are you again?
- Amy Squirrel.
Squirrel?
- Yeah, you know.
Don't worry, you were..kind of a long bolf last year
and so... busy planning the ... wedding
I found him in bed with somebody else
- Oh my Gosh
It was a another man
- shut the front door!
Look..I know you kinda skated by last year
doing the bare minimum thing
but i just wanna say, now you're back, I just know
you are gonna get your teaching on
I thought the teachers were supposed
to get the apples
well, i think the students teach me
at least as much as i teach them
That's just something i say sometimes
- Stupid.
Uh sorry..I just wanted to know
if you wanted to grab some lunch
I'm kind of in the middle of something, Lynn
- my treat.
you know, Lynn
for all the right reasons
Shorter hours, summers off,
no account credibility...
oh,I love my summers...
fresh corn...mmmm
from now on, my full time job is finding
a guy who's gonna take care of me
God i pray for that
You know i spent my entire summer
hanging out at bars near where the Bulls practice
Had some fun, got some cool souvenirs
But those guys are not looking to settle down
i mean.. they all wear condoms..then, they take
the condoms with them , thats how paranoid they are
like its so easy to get pregnant from
some dude nutting into a condom
yeaa...ugh!! you're gonna find someone great
Right?
I've been thinking about it a lot, i'm like an 8,
You!!..don't wanna do that,
you're already so pretty
You have no idea how difficult it is to
compete against these Barbie doll types
yea..that's true, we're not getting any younger
Wally's got that big orientation in
the auditorium
Yea, I'm not gonna hear that
- Oh..it's mandatory.
I'll probably won't go either.
huh..no i might,i probably
going to sit in the back, maybe leave early
maybe stay the end half..play by Yer
or just stay the end.
okay..oh!! this was fun, huh?
Welcome to Air 7th Grade Social Studies
I'll be your captain, Miss Squirrel.
crews announce tour for the world geography
through current events, we may have a way over in civics, so buckle up
cause its gonna be a crazy ride
The photographer who was like...so nice
he made me feel like really really comfortable
I might get flown to Kansas City
Kansas City.
- Stalk much?
bhuhhrr!!
Loser..
Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy,
My mother baked this cookies for you..
just leave them on the desk..
you need something?
anyone seen Stand and Deliver?
show hands..
..you kidding me?
Edward James Olmos?
Lew Diamond Phillips?
Well, alright.. you...and you
grab the TV and roll it up front
we're watching a movie on the first day?
- I think its awesome.
You rock!
these cookies suck
incoming..
Elizabeth
Hey,.. Russell
Russell Gettis, gym teacher
We did busted together last spring
Yea
- So, I heard about the whole engagement
thing ... that blows.
know i walked in on him trying to f*** his dog?
peanut butter everywhere
thats gross...
anyway ...
hey, uh.. may be too soon, but
you wanna like..grab a bite or something sometime
you still a gym teacher?
- i am, yea
then No
I dont date coworkers
- I wont tell anyone
I also said no..
- Okay cool, well its been awesome
something's got a
case of a sleepyss.
What?
- Did you see the colsaw of education?
Yea, one kid ..hit the
other kid with some colsaw..
You were'nt at the orientation the other day.. okay!
Boy, Elizabeth...
You midssed a boat load of stuff
anyways, at the orientation i suggested
a new system for supervising lunch
it's a quadrant system
i tell you what...why dont you just
send me memo and if i have any questions, i'll find you
Oh! OOh! yeah
Meant to ask..
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