Bad Teacher Page #2
morning on the first day of school?
how do i know what you heard?
listen, I dont wanna tell you
how to run your class but..
maybe it might be fun to try
some icebreakers..
like telephone charades,
or this string game..
are we gonna have a problem,
me and you?
No,..eli.. if i gave you that impression
well....ah!.. I'm so sorry
because ..actually i was really hoping we could be
more than just across the hall mates
I don't know what you heard
but I don't need muff pie(vagina)
No, of course not
I don't even know what that is..i..
just meant friends
- tell you what, friend..i've gotta get going, cover me
Elizabeth, lunch isin't for
another seven ...minutes...
...whos gonna watch your quadrant?
Hi, there.. you look like Losty MC Losterson..
I know right?
Can you tell me where room 107 is?
I'll take you there
- Oh. You dont have to do that
Oh! Stop it, be my pleasure.
Scott Delacorte.
- Elizabeth Halsey.
I am the new sub.
- Welcome welcome
Thank you.
- Is that Jaeger-LeCoultre?
Good eye
thanks, I love men's watches, its kind of a hobby
you know sometimes I get self-conscious about it but...
My grandfather made it, so..
- Oh your grandfather designs watches?
the family business, yea my mothers
maiden name is lecoultre
shut up! so did you and your wife just moved to town?
- I'm not married
I actually just got out of a relationship.
Catherine
its been a year, she's still
the wallpaper on my phone
she has such a big heart
- Looks like enormous
As you can see the weight is evenly
distributed and there is minimal scar...
Dr. Vogel, best hands in Chicago
May I?
- Absolutely, take em' for a spin
God! Wow! yea..these are amazing
- Thank you.
And the nipples..oh..
- I know
I'll take two
the total is $9300 for the surgery,
plus one night stay at our facility
How would you like to pay?
thats absurd.. i'm a teacher
not a drug dealer
We accept all major credit cards
- yeah well.. my credit situation is little.. complicated
I'm sorry, but if you cant pay,
then i can't schedule the appointment
I'll be back
I'm rooming with a guy i met on craigslist
all i'm asking you for is 10,000 dollars
you owe me for breaking off the engagement
you know how humiliating that was?
Lover...lover look, I dont wanna fight..
its only $ 10,000... it would mean the world to me
Lover... are you there?!!
f***ing troll
- did you call my name?
No, i said f***ing troll
- Oh, I thought you said Kirk
Do you have 10 grand?
- Nope
And also i might be a little short on
rent this month, like a lot short
This might help. Wanna get wasted?
- Uh..Yea...
Cool, see ya.
We are in a state of emergency, and my word is law
There is only one boss in this place, and that's me
The HNIC
Alright..We'll pick this up again tomorrow
Can I help you?
What?
- I am the student leader for the trip to Springfield
Shocker!
- We're having our carwash this weekend
If you're around, maybe we could
wash your car.
The Springfield trip is the best part of 7th grade...
... last year's car wash raised 6000 dollars
bringing these magazines to school is not the
way you are going to make friens, those 8th Grade boys..
are just using you
so i go now?
- Yes, you go now.
But if i see these again,
I'm gonna call your parents
Do you understand?
Go to class.
Hey hey..Hey!! go to class.
Another exciting day in the Principal's office
Do you have a second?
Uhh yeah. Oh! You know what I wanna talk to you too,
did i hear that right, that you were showing movies all last week?
Hmm.. some clips, maybe
But you know in a lot of ways
i think that movies are the new books
Is this new?
I love it
You know,I've always said that
dolphins are the humans of the sea
I have a bumper sticker that says that
- No way?
I'm not kidding.
It's on my car.
Come on...
Hold on a sec...
His name is Simon and he lives
in the Cayman Islands..
With his brother, Ajack
What a great story.
- What did you wanna talk about?
I was thinking that I wanna get more involved
You know..I don't know...Something like ...maybe..
supervising the 7th grade car wash.
Uhh..you know Amy has been running after like.. two years
- Yea, but she does so much already.
It might be nice to give her a little rest
It's so nice to see you becoming a real
member of the JAMS family.
It just feels so good to help.
Holy sh*t!
- Alright, let's do this.
Hey, Mr. Delacorte, yes!
Hey, kids.
- Hey..
Hey, You better not take it for a joyride
- Are you sure?
- I'm watching you.
Miss Halsey..I'm impressed.
- Thanks, I've been working out.
What a turn out.
- Oh yeah, the kids are just having a blast
Well, that's what it's all about.
God, you know we should go get a drink tonight
I feel like getting drunk
I mean not "drunk" drunk, strong buzz
still be able to drive.
I'm sorry...I can't get em'.. just not ready
but if you're patient..
I think i might be worth your while
- You're worth the wait
- I think so too
Wally, it's Amy Squirrel.
- Amy? What are you do...? Get out of here!
this will just take a sec...
Umm..I happen to be pedalling past
the 7th Grade car wash this Saturday
- Kill it! Can we talk about this later?
- Later we'll all die said the gator to the fly
Fuckk!! What?
- Just go
Now, i don't want to speak out of school
but ..from where i was sitting, i think ...
It seemd like Miss Halsey was getting
pretty chummy with the money
Are you accusing Elizabeth of embezzling
from the 7th grade car wash?
Wally..we barely know anything about her
- Hey, you know what they raised almost $7000.
So whatever she did , worked.
Lee Mathews dad called, he said the car wash was a raging success.
And Lauren Lisman's dad called and he said
we should have car wash every weekend.
you might wanna ask her for some pointers.
Well if those pointers include wearing provocative beach wear..
..for money, i think i'll pass.
This is ridiculous, this is the one place in this building where
I'm allowed to be alone with my thoughts
I only had this once a day..
If I'm lucky.
Next time you accuse one of my teachers of stealing,
you better have some evidence.
God damnit! we are done here.
Alrighty, have a super awesome day, you two.
Holy f***! i thought she was never gonna leave.
What's going on with you?
Need a tissue? huh?
She is such a phony.
- Yeah, major phony
But she also cares a lot too.
I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.
- I wanna sit on his face.
Hey, guys.
- Heyy.
Lynn, will you go grab me some milk?
- What kind of milk do you want?
The skim, whole, 2% , chocolate?
Surprise me.
- Okay, i'll get you skim, no 2%..
So...
- Holla, fellow educators..
Is everything okay with Gaby?
- She will be fine.
I told her, Gaby if you're not happy with yourself,
you cant expect others to be happy with you.
It starts with you.
- I'm sure she appreciated that.
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