Bad Teacher Page #3

told me about this upcoming fake breasts job.

Sorry... sorry I thought you were telling everyone.

Did you?

Well i'm prochoice, i believe everyone should choose

whatever makes them happiest..

Except abortion, of course.

Of course.

- Of course.

Looks like algebra is calling.

I hate math. Wish me luck.

Hi, I'm a math terrortist

with close ties to algebra

I have weapons of

maths instruction

Here, i'll walk you.

- Man..Everyone is so nice around here.

Of course, hey watch my quadrant!

Here you go.. 1%... Surprise!

Hi, my name is Elizabeth Halsey.

Any questions?

Hi, I'm Sashas mother.

I am a little concerned at the importance you're

placing on movies.

i was just wondering whats your plans

were for the state test?

Listen, the school hired me because...

i'm amazing at what i do

i used movies as one of my tools

but i also use a variety of

other multimedia techniques

Listen, i could take you day by day through

my entire syllabus, but that's not just how i do things.

So "if I play it" as the Jews say.

Please, help yourself to some

delicious snacks and drinks in the back.

Class dismissed.

- Excuse me, Miss Halsey.

Hi, i'm Morgans dad.

Morgan.

Great kid, so precautious.

- I just wish Morgan's grades were reflected.

If i know Morgan, and i think i do.

ah!...Morgan will get there.

Listen, i'm sure you have full paid

along with a rocking hot body.

But if you could just keep an eye on Morgan?

My wife and I would really appreciate it.

For supplies and whatever.

Supplies??

You're Chase's parents?

You know a student like Chase would

benefit so much from some extra attention?

So you think we should hire a tutor?

You know i'd be happy to do it myself,

but its just so hard with a class of 20..

- to be a teacher?

God, it is so hard on my salary

to have to pay for my own supplies

and my fiance, he cheated on me with his sister

as your personal tutor, i guarantee

personally that she will get an A.

Or your money back

Say no more.

Make it out to cash.

Scott

Scott

Amy, hi.

- Hi, I got you something.

What? you dont have to do that.

- It's nothing, its my favorite book.

Eat, Pray, Love?

This is my favourite book too.

What's your favourite part?

- Love.

What do you want?

- Is that marijuana?

No, it's medical marijuana.

I have a prescription and everything.

And i'm not gonna tell you why because,

it's between me and my doctor.

Oh..ok.. well feel better.

Thanks.

My mom and i made some holiday cookies.

Those oatmeal rasin again?

- Gingerbread.

let have it.

Watch the bowl

Do you have anything to drink?

Listen, word to the wise

Stop dressing like you're running for congress

I dont wanna run for congress.

I wanna be President.

See, that's what i'm talking about.

keep saying sh*t like that you're gonna get punched.

You really wanna be a President

or is that something your parents want?

Look you don't have to decide right now.

Then who knows one day you wakeup

you decide you want to be a missus.

Salary plus tips.

Think about it.

If i think about it,

Will i get extra credit?

Hopeless.

Watch your feet.

This is indeed a winter wonderland.

Wanna get high?

- Yeaaah.

Give me a nug..

I'll go smoke it in my car.

Wow..No, I meant

Do you wanna get high with me?

Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?

You know thats not actually true Scott??

i'm writing a song right now called

Extension 777.

So you guys having an awesome time?

Yes, Oh my God!

I love to dance, i could dance all night.

Hey can we go somewhere and talk?

I'll totally go for a talk right now

What's up?

- Okay..whoo

I do not know how to say this.

I'm a kind of nervous.

Feels it's all happening so quickly.

You can tell me anything Scott,

you're one of my best friends

i'm crushing on someone

i think you're pretty great too

- Thanks. it's Amy.

No running in the hall !

Kids.

She's been amazing helping me do with my breakup.

Yeah, i don't know her that well

I know all the other teachers really hate her f***ing guts ...

But i stay above all that stuff

Can I be honest with you?

- Of course.

It's nothing personal, but ...

i don't think that you're Amy's type.

Really?

- Yea

She seem so..i don't know... sympathyco.

Trust me

She's only using you for your money.

What?

Well I feel stupid.

- No, Scott...Scott

Look at me. i'm gonna get my breasts enlarged

in a couple of months..

...and when i recover from my surgery...

...you and i are gonna go out and we are gonna

find awesome people for each other.

that sounds nice.

You're out of your mind.

There is no one in the LeBron who'll ever be Jordan.

Nobody will ever be Jordan.. okay?

Ok, Lebron is a better rebounder and passer

Will you let me finish?

Can?..Can you let me finish?

Call me when Lebron has six championships

- That's the only arguement?

It's the only argument i need, Shawn!!

Let's get baked.

Goods...we're gonna go get some baked goods

You got this?

Just try it..tyr it!

- Just..please stop pressuring her

How does she know she doesn't like it

if she has never tried it before?

You know, we should probably be getting back.

- Just f***in do it.. weed is awesome.

Hold it in. - Just blow it out

Hold it in. - Blow it out

Okay..Lynn, I'm gonna take this.

i'm gonna go find a hot dog.

Well, that's definitely impressive

- Like you can do better?

Really? you sure you wanna do this?

- Yea, gym teacher.

You understand this's what i do?

- Yea i got it - Like for a living

You have no upper body strength.

- Yes, i do..

Just not in my arms

or my chest.

Well I have cat like reflexes

accept for it

So, all this is mine, by the way

As far as the eye can see.

Really love with what you've done with the place

- Ya if you notice the nets, that's a brand new nets i had installed

This's original wood.

See those championship banners?

When i first came to the school, they were'nt here.

They were over there,

I have moved over there

So.. Russell, what has to go wrong in someone's life for

them to end up being a middle school gym teacher?

Well ah.. granted it wasn't the original plan

As a young boy I wanted to be a professor..

..of physical education.

At Harvard, but ...

I dont know...i like it here.

What wend so wrong in your life

that you ended up educating children?

I dont know.

Maybe i was a bad person in an other life.

We should like.. go have a drink.. sometime.. together.

Like over winter break.

Naah.. got something going.

- Can I say something for the record?

Fine.

- It's about ...your...ttt

The big fake titties

Are you really gonna do that?

Why would you do that?

Your tits are fine.

I like your tits..

Ask my roommate.

Seriously?

Seriously?

Come on.

Seriously?

Hey...Why are they closed?

- It's Christmas?

Whatever...

Hey you got a lighter?

Miss Halsey, its me Garette from school

- It's Garrett. having a nice Christmas?

Aces..

Ahh!! What're you doing rest of day

you gonna see your family?

Ahh...Yeah i'm gonna go see some people

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