Bad Teacher Page #4

We're having like a big..pot luck so..

Miss Halsey? Would you like to come

and spend Christmas with us?

That we remembered

Have we ever forget.. What is that?? haaha

Guys, i'm really sorry i have to eat and run

I gotta head over to the shelters so..

- The shelter, Ah, thats so inspiring.

Yeah, i really love helping bums.

But you'd have to wait for dessert

we have a real treat.

Garrett, why don't you run and get

some of your new poetry.. - I dont want to hear it

God..I'm so embarrassed

- Don't be shy, marbles.

This is called the The Chase by Garrett Tiara.

XOXO, my love for you is XOXO.

About her smile

that I would walk a mile for.

About her personality

that makes me see the best in me.

One glance, one dance

because together we can achieve...balance

Thank you.

I loved it

and i usually hate poetry.

Oh Philip, hate on Christmas?

- Oops..Sorry, Santa.

Sorry, Jesus.

umm..why don't you two give me a hand with dessert?

and we can let these two ..discuss.

F***!

So, the poem's about that girl?

- Yea, Chase.

I could just talk to her and tell her how i feel

I knew she'd understand

Listen, thats not gonna happen, buddy

I was that hot girl, hotter... even

and i would never've gone out with you

And i'm not saying that to be mean,

i'm saying that to be helpful.

What do you know?

You dont even know our names

I'll tell you what i know ...a kid who wears

the same gymnastic sweat shirt 3 days a week....

...isn't getting laid until he's 29

that's what i know..

Sweat shirt was my dad's.

Thats all he left me.. when he left me

There's a reason... he didn't pack it.

Just saying.

Welcome to the number one

New Year's Eve Party in the entire world.

This is literally the biggest party ...

- Aren't you going out with the other nurses?

I'm not a nurse.

I thought you were a nurse.

I am a teacher.

Hey

Welcome back.

Many of us are going out tonight

to see Period 5 play, Do you wanna come?

Period 5?

- Yeah the teacher band.

I already got shot on the face.

So, are you guys coming to the palace tonight?

My band's gonna do few songs...

You are in Period 5?

- You're looking at the new rhythm guitarist and backup vocalist.

Should be fun.

- Should be amazing. Lynn you wanna come?

Yes..yes

Like you guys..

You should go talk to someone, Lynn.

I'm fine ...here.

Come on Lynn, you need to loosen up and live a little.

when's the last time you had a good dicking?

A good dicking?

- Go talk to those guys over there.

With the cowboy hats?

- Yea.

Come on.

- You come on...

Go talk to them.

- What am i gonna talk about?

It does'nt matter.

You go...you start with one of em' and you start talking to

the other one...and then you go back to the first one

but still be touching the other one

and then you just choose.. Text book.

Yea, from the world's weirdest text book

Lemme finish my drink.

- Now Lynn!! -Second

Now..Go!

- I like it here.

It is really fun over here.

- Lynn, get your ass over to those cowboys.

Oooo..well..Glad i wore my fun underwear

So, call me crazy, but this might be the

best Period 5 show of all time.

What are you doing here, anyway?

I thought it was poetry slam night.

I was gonna get drunk and mock them.

- Sounds fun, actually

I'll let you know, next time i go.

- Not that fun.

Okay..just so you know..

That sh*t does not face me at all

I'm like the f***in Terminator dude.

I'm just gonna keep coming after you.

Just so we're clear.

Good luck with that.

Oh Sh*t!!

Check it out.

I'll be damned.

That sh*t worked!

Super fast

Wow, thank you guys for coming out

What a turnout, right? umm...

I just wanted to take this oppartunity to thank the

guys from Period 5 for letting me join the band and

Also i have an original song

It is my first cracket song writing so.. be kind.

And it goes out to someone very special.

There was a girl i met sometime ago

Sympatheco

She helped me heal, she helped me grow

Sympatheco

how do you know and you know and again you just know

Sympatheco

Sympatheco

Exotico

Erotico

You're my narcotic, Ohhh...

Ask me how much i feel

I'll say ..a lot-a-co..

We can never in the world be too much...

...before I met you...

F***!

Is it me? i mean there's something wrong with me?

- I don't think so.

I mean, sometimes you talk to people and...

- Thank you.

Forget him, at least now you can stop

worrying about him and be the best teacher you can be..

who knows.. maybe you'll win the bonus.

What bonus?

- For the state test

Which ever teacher has the highest scoring class

gets a bonus. Amy wins every year.

How much?

- $ 5700.

Son of a b*tch...5700.

Yea..Goddamn it! Lynn.

You never tell me anything

- Yea..

Come on.

C'mon c'mon c'mon...

Let's go, We had a lot to go over.

Everybody sitdown, come on..

Where is the TV?

- Now everybody open your "To kill a mockingbird" to page 1.

Good, now..

Who can tell me why Jem cries when the hole

in the tree is filled with cement?

Because he's a crybaby?

Get out!

We're here to learn

Anybody else have a problem with that?

Good

Now who has the answer to my question?

Nobody's read this book?

It's on the syllabus.

- Well..You never asssign it to us.

Well now..

I am

And we have a quiz tomorrow.

- What?!!

On the first 100 pages.

You can't do that

I have band and jazz band tonight

We haven't had

homework all year

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Things are about to change around here.

Recess is over.

Because bird symbolize freedom?

Good.

Good okay..

Is anyone have anything to add

to what that girl just said?

So, what are the limitations of having

Scott as the narrator?

You, Chapz.

Because he ...

- EEEH!!

Okay go..

Don't flinch...seriously..

You and you.. hold his arms down

Next question.

Because Atticus is always the voice of

reason and justice?

Correct..here

Nothing in the face

Woooh!!

Wait!!

Miss Halsey.. really?

Wow!!

I never ...

- We're in the middle of a lesson.

Twilight, look at me

What do we talk about in class?

Your weight should be evenly distributed

You have to throw off the back foot

Don't throw at her

Throw through her

Hit her!

Hit her!

Nail her!

This is so funny, cause I love

raisins and he hates rasins.

Ying and Yang.

You guys are so cute.

- So cute?

It's like ..too cute almost

Last week when we went for a drive

We had no idea where we were going,

We left the maps at home ...

What!! No way..

- It was fine. I have a GPS navy system.

Oh, Thank God.

- And we discovered this new Ethiopian restaurant

They finally got their own cuisine

Progress..

Your shirt's misbuttoned

Her shirt is misbuttoned

Thank you Amy, for pointing that out

- You're so welcome.

Gosh! its been such a mess this week.

You know, Just working myself to the bone

Yeah, its been quite a change.

- Well i think it's great.

I just love people who are so passionate

about what they do.. it's so inspirational

Thanks. Yea you know, some teachers

just sail by doing that bare minimum thing...

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