Bad Teacher Page #5
I don't know, it's just not me..
It's good to know there's still some
actual educators out there
What else, Sasha?
- I think I've told you everything.
Anyone know where Danny Morebox is?
- Any more movies in class?
No, we're actually learning. Hey do you know
Animal Farm isn't even really about animals?
Animal Farm?
Sasha, that's not even on the syllabus.
Yeah, I know you're forgetting something.
One extra credit on your diagram, want or not?
- I do I want it.
Okay, okay think.
- Let me think.
- What?
Well it was okay..It was medicinal.
And if she claims it's medicinal,
I would demand to see a prescription.
That's what I would do if I were you, Wally.
Do you have any proof other than what one student
thought she saw?
Well this one student is in line to be editor
of The Daily Musket next year.
She's got a lot to loose
going public with this
If the Teacher's Union found out that i was administering
a drug test to a teacher with this little proof...
They would make my life a living hell, Amy..
So, you're just gonna let her walk free?
That's it!
Amy, Stop that
Stop it!
Sorry.
Sorry.
- Sit down.
Amy, Do you see this beautiful
little glass dolphin figurine?
Mmmm...
Look at it
Yeah.
- Look at it.
Looking at it!
- Elizabeth gave this to me.
She is a thoughtful young woman
and she is teaching for all the right reasons.
Wally!!! Can't you see? She is
manipulating you through the use of dolphins?
No, what i see is that you are getting worked up
And what i would hate to see...
....is for you to get overwhelmed...
...like you did in 2008
Gotcha! Thanks Wally,
for bringing that up.
For i'm all about that.
Do not do that with your mouth.
Regular mouth.
"Atticus Finch is a good lawyer because
he is a good person...
...who's a lawyer. "
Stupid point, misspelled.
"Stupider"
Is this English?
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Pathetic. this is why the Japs are overtaking us.
And believe me i don't mean you.
But, we're working really hard.
You're not working hard enough.
I need results.
Class dismissed.
I need that test!
Good afternoon, Illinois standard student test
How may I direct your call?
Hi, my name is Marjarie Goodman and
I'm calling from the Chicago Tribune
Who could I speak to regarding the allegations
of racial bias on your standardised tests?
Please hold..
Marjarie?
You must be Carl?
Thank you for meeting me on such short notice
- Of course. Sure..
Did you find the boys okay?
Was it a good drive? - Great drive
Listen Carl, I know that you are a very busy man
So, i'm just gonna get right down to it
I've been speaking to various....
ah..black...citizens...who
..alleged that your test are biased
towards white people and orientals.
Okay..lemme tell you something right away
B:
Every couple of years we get these cockamamycharges coming in from various parts of the state
Lemme dat daa..
Usually here, the things that they call me
Racist, faggotron, faggy Hitler, dick breath ...
Okay..?
But I am not racist.
I voted for Obama, you can quote me on that in your article
You know what i think would help..Carl..?
For me to see one of
this year's tests
Oh! Sure, i can get you one easy
No problem
Great...great!
Umm..The day after the schools administers them,
I will shoot one right over to you.
I was hoping to see it sooner.
I'm on a bit of a deadline.
No, no...that is absolutely classified
Unless, ..unless you have one of these bad boys, right here
Wow! You know Carl..
Enough business for one night, don't you think?
Oh..oh tell me bout that..
- I think i'm gonna have another drink before i hit the road
..It's like the freedom and the wind in your hair
obviously the image...you don't wanna...
But then there were others like..just..
like hopeless or scary..so i..count me out
But you seem like such a wild man Carl..
What turns you on Carl?
Eh..Everything.
- You wanna know what turns me on?
Sex in an office.
Getting f***ed really hard against a wooden desk
Mine's metal.
- Even better.
And voila.
so..
This is the desk.
Do you have anything to drink?
Uh Uhh!! Yes i do!
Voila.
White wine in the office? Bad Boy...
Do you have any music Carl?
- I have the Internet radio.
I love Internet radio
You.ve..come to.. the right place.
Cause i have that
See, I am not a wiz' at this computer here
Umm.. it's relatively new and Grace who is ah..
work with me on Mondays and Wednesdays and Thursday and...
I share her with Greg across the way
Greg across is actually the guy who got me into spinning
Oh, there we go.
Shall we toast?
To new friends
And new lovers
I'm gonna take off my shoes, is that okay?
- Whatever man. I'm gonna go hit the ladies room.
Okay..There's a handicapped one..which is way closer
use the handicapped one, its way closer
I took off my shoes?
- Oh Carl...
I wanna f*** you against the desk
Carl..I'm gonna need you to pass the f*** out
Marji..I am going to rock your vagina
Ohh..The wine is good
Hello titties..
ONE MONTH LATER:
If anyone has any information
regarding the missing Anne wig...
...please..let me know ASAP
Come on, guys.
There's a wig missing
Because if that wig isin't found, you can bet your bottom dollar
the sun will not come out tomorrow.
Back to you, Wally.
Ahh..Okay thank you, Amy.
I'm sure everybody wants to get home so i'm gonna be quick
That's a ..Goddamn it! Sandy..
Sandy's so funny.
Huh...I have here
I have here the results of the state exam
And I'm happy to announce that the..
John Adams Middle School, that's us ...
Scored in the top 5%
of the whole state
Nice..
good job, guys..
i wanna single out one of our own
Who show that with hard work and dedication ...
One teacher can make a difference.
And this teacher is now
$ 5700 richer
With the highest scores in cookcounty
That's the whole county
I want everyone to give a big round of applause
To Elizabeth Halsey.
Well done
- Thank you.
Congratulations, Miss. Halsey.
Thanks dude.
Well if it isn't Professor Smarty pants?
- Don't mess with me, I'm a lot stronger than I look.
Elizabeth, i am so proud of you.
I mean if someone told me at the beginning of the year
that you..'you'... will get the bonus ...
Won't have had to say to whom ever
it was "No way".."Absolutely not" and..
Now, here we are..
We should go out and celebrate.
Your treat?
Yea, unfortunately Elizabeth, Scott and I have to go
over the itenerary for the Springfield trip
We're the chaperones
we're going together.
We're dating..so..
It'll also be romantic.
Have fun.
- Yea, You're not seeing anyone now, right?
Almost...done..
Okay..so that's endorsed
And put the rest on these
Just put it
- Alrighty
Okay.
"Ms. Squirrel says reading is fun"
"Learning is Fun-tastic"
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