Bad Teacher Page #6
Aww...Come on.
anyone wants extra sticker on their wall star board?
What brings you here?
Mr. Apple.
What was that, Mr. Apple?
You want me to take a bite?
Alrighty roo..
Elizabeth, I just want to thank you again
for stepping in today, you really saved us here
No problem.
Is Amy gonna be okay?
Yea, Amy's gonna be fine
- Well, let her know she's in my prayers
Someone's calling my name.
I dare you.
- I'm not afraid of your dare, Fabrigo
That's really dangerous, Russell
I'll call you from the hotel.
- Bye, Amy.
Yea, she's sitting right next to me
- No
Thanks for calling again
Amy says "hi"
- Well she sure calls alot
So, are you excited about your surgery?
I've never been more excited
about anything
It's a pretty inspiring message
to the kids
We should never stop working on ourselves.
Like you, with your little b*obs
or me experimenting with ethnic food.
Gosh!!
Such a dingaling
What's wrong with your face?
- What is wrong with your face?
Hey..I'm
Just trying to make conversation.
We're all done
- Super, thanks a bunchames
I knew it.
Well that is definitely Marjarie, only with kind of weird hair here
In real life she's actually very pretty.
She in some kind of trouble?
- Marjarie? I think you're the one who might be in some kind of trouble.
Did you or did you not give her
a copy of the state test?
No, no...no
absolutely not, no I..
I did give her some quotes for her article
What article?
- Her..article for the Tribune. She's a reporter there, right?
Test tampering?
At JAMS?
This time I have a witness and
like I said Wally, she stole the Anne wig
We're dealing with
a criminal mastermind
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Wall..
You know.. how much we all love her.
Okay, well ..You know
I have to call the superintendor
We're gonna have to cross check
her entire class's scores
This is a real sh*t sandwich!
Course, you know what scares me the most, Wall?
This is just what we know, right?
Who knows what else she's capable of?
So aweful
Fruit Roll-Up?
You know, when President Lincoln
abolish slavery ...
It was not a popular opinion
- Hmmm
- I just hate slavery so so much.
Slavery's the worst
If I could go back in time
and undo slavery? I would.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys, but...
I couldn't help it over hear your conversations
Can I tell you guys what I hate?
Sharks.
- Well sharks can tear families apart.
But they're also so majestic.
- They are beautiful creatures.
But they're also so ferocious
- So ferocious
One of nature's
cruel joke i guess..
Thank you, Elizabeth, for listening.
Scott, I want you to know
You can talk to me about anything.
against my jeans.
Totally
- Hey, your body feels so good.
Oh, I need some water.
Oh i'm dryin' the sh*t out of you
- Oh Dry F*** the f*** outta me, Scott.
Just stop talking.
I'm close.
Don't move.
Here i go. ..Almost.
Wait for it.
Really close.. Ready?
- Mmmm..Yea.
Just stop talking
Almost there.
That was great
- More like amazing
Well, i'm gonna get going
I don't want the kids to see me leaving your room - Yea
You're so symphatico.
Maybe next time
we can dry hump without our clothes on.
I'm pretty sure I'd like that
Even your forehead is sexy.
Oh, time for bed
All right then
- See you in the maniano
Elizabeth, don't let the bed bugs bite
I was just going over some stuff for tomorrow.
Yeah, cool..
I'm serious.
- Okay
Cheers.
They forgot to re-stuffed my minibar.
How's yours lookin'?
You know, i'm super tired
I'm just getin' in the sack
I'll see you tomorrow then
- Good night
And 17.
Oh, hold on. Shelly ...Ooo
Shelly, someone's got a message.
Ah! dry humpin' the sh*t out of you
- Yeah, Dry F*** the f*** outta me, Scott.
I wasn't always president.
Oh!! no!
I had many jobs when I
lived here in New Salem
My fave..My favorite job was,
'Splitting rails'.
which is why they call me 'rail splitter'.
Anybody know...anybody know
any of my other nick names??
"Honest Abe".
- Yes, obviously. Honest Abe.
That was the big one
Honest Abe
They always called me that because
I said what was on my mind
Even if it made me unpopular.
Remember, a great man always has the courage
to say what is in his heart.
Yea?
- Great.
Who would like to see Mary Tod churn butter?
churn butter?
I love you, Chase.
I wanna yell it from the mountain tops.
And even though you pretty much stop talking
to me in fifth grade...I don't care
I remember the Chase
that wrote me a card
When my dad was overweight and
had to go to the hospital because of his heart
And a year later, when he left my
mom and moved in with his trainer ...
What happened to us?
Remember, in the second grade when we
had a sleep over and you wet the bed?
And you were so embarassed, and you made me
promise never to tell anyone?
Well, I never have
and I never will
So there it is
My heart honestly
Don't let me leave
- Oh! Please don't
Always
believe
Gross..
Buuhhr!
Loser.
Guys, c'mon
settle down
Okay..Let's see how Mary Tod's
doing with that butter
Okay..That's enough.
We get it, you're crying
She just laughed at me
and called me 'gross'
Yeah! did you hear your speech? Come on lets go back.
- No
No, I'm not going back.
- Come on.
just leave me alone.
Get your ass back here
We done running?
Ah? Everything okay in here?
- It's okay, I'm his teacher.
Oh Okay
Take your time.
She's never gonna like me, is she?
Are we still on this?
- She's my everything
Here is the deal man..I cannot keep sugar coating this for you.
This girl is never gonna be interested in you.
Never. You clearly have a... rich
interior life with the poems and the whatever but..
She wants a guy like Ian.. What's his face?
- Ian Mentelbaum? The rapper?
He's an idiot.
- Yea, he's a f***in' moron.
But she doesn't care
She's superficial and
her priorities are all f***ed up
hot and popular dude. You...
...are sensitive.
- Yes, thank you
It's not a compliment.
You have some rough road ahead of you
Seventh grade is not your moment.
- Yeah, eighth grade will be better.
Probably not.
I think in college
That's your window
be ready.
..If I go back out there
Maybe this will help.
- What are you doing?
I'm giving you a gift.
Oh wow..
We are gonna change the new cycle
Trust me on this.
I thought it would be heavier.
Don't be weird, and take this off
never f***ing wear it again, what are u, crazy?
Everything okay with Garrett?
- No, it's not
I found him hooking up with an eighth-grader
from another school. She was jerking him off
Yea, I'm gonna give him detention when we get back
- That's probably a good idea.
Garrett Portman, I was a kid from
an old boys school.
Yea, and he was wearing this
- What?
Awesome
- It's real..
It's a nice thing you did.
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