Bader Zamalano The show everybody hates the cheese touch

Season #1 Episode #15

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FADE IN:

EXT. SCHOOL PLAYGROUND - DAY

Bader, Everleigh, Caleb Johnston, and Tashi are in PE class playing soccer. Bader notices a piece of cheese on the blacktop and attempts to pick it up and throw it in the trash.

SCOTT:
(played by Ryder Allen) Don't touch the cheese!

EVERLEIGH:
Why, is it bad cheese?

SCOTT:
No, it's the Cheese Touch. You get it by touching the cheese.

CALEB JOHNSTON:
The Cheese Touch?

SCOTT:
Yeah, a kid named Darren Walsh touched the cheese and got the Cheese Touch, and anyone who touches the cheese becomes infected with it until they can pass on the Cheese Touch by touching someone else.

EVERLEIGH:
That's gross.

CALEB JOHNSTON:
Yeah, I wouldn't want to get the Cheese Touch.

BADER:
(Determined) I'm going to pick it up and throw it in the trash.

SCOTT:
(Stopping him) No, you can't. If you touch the cheese, you'll get the Cheese Touch.

BADER:
(Confused) How do we get rid of it?

CALEB JOHNSTON:
The last Cheese Touch victim was taken away by a German exchange student named Dieter Müller. He moved away to Düsseldorf due to having problems with talking.

EVERLEIGH:
(Excited) So, if we find Dieter, he can get rid of the Cheese Touch?

CALEB JOHNSTON:
(Smiling) Yeah.

Everybody is relieved and starts to walk away from the cheese

INT. CAFETERIA - DAY

Bader and his friends were eating lunch when a kid named Henry Bowers (played by tydus talbott)from his class started singing “Youngest in the Game” by Tydus Talbott. Everyone was impressed, including the teachers. Bader, Everleigh, and Caleb Johnston started talking to Henry.

BADER:
Bro, you should join my band Beast Reality.

HENRY:
Sure.

Bader and Henry shook hands as the others cheered.

INT. BADER’S HOUSE - NIGHT

Bader returned home with his siblings and babysitters, Annie and Caleb Reynolds. Bader excitedly shared the story of the Cheese Touch with them.

ANNIE:
wait I thought the cheese touch was from diary of a wimpy kid!

BADER:
But turns out it was a real thing

CALEB REYNOLDS:
So, did you touch the cheese?

BADER:
No way. I don’t want the Cheese Touch.

Annie and Caleb share a knowing look.

SHAIKHA:
Cheese!

Bader and his siblings laughed as Annie served them dinner.

FADE OUT.

a few hours later, they find the partially eaten cheese.

Tashi quickly accuses Caleb Johnston, but Bader steps in and unintentionally takes the blame.

TASHI:
oh my God caleb Johnston ate—

BADER:
(Interrupting Tashi) I picked up the Cheese and ate it.

EVERLEIGH:
(Gasp) Bader, you're so brave!

Bader makes a profound speech about the ridiculousness of the Cheese Touch and other elementary school institutions,

BADER:
Yeah. I ate it. And you know what, people? I just did you all a huge favor. I ate the cheese to show you all how stupid this whole school is. The wrong friends. The wrong lunch table. The wrong butt? It's all meaningless. Just like this cheese. I know it. You all know it. So come on. Everyone else who's sick of it, step forward and join me!

but Tashi ruins it by shouting that Bader has the Cheese Touch.

TASHI:
cheese Touch Bader Zamalano Has a cheese touch

Everyone runs away from him, except Everleigh and Caleb Johnston. Everleigh approaches them to compliment Bader for his bravery.

EVERLEIGH:
(Encouraging) That was really brave of you, Bader.

CALEB JOHNSTON:
(Agreeing) Yeah, you really stood up to Tashi.

BADER:
(Grateful) Thanks, guys. I'm just glad we could get rid of the Cheese Touch.

EVERLEIGH:
(Jokingly) Yeah, that was a close one.

The group laughs, and the camera fades to black.

FADE OUT.

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