Badrinath Ki Dulhania Page #9

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I'm getting out of here-.

I feel really... sick...

Don't puke here, guys.

Welcome back.

Dinner's served.

- All by yourself, or did they help?

- Yes, we did.

I don't touch fish...

so I cut the vegetables.

Let me know how you like it?

- Unbelievable.

- You did a great job.

He mixed all the spices,

so he's the main cook.

Let's eat?

I'll take that...

Somdev...

Eat it.

When the rice was cooked,

I switched off the gas.

I just tempered the lentil,

he made it.

Who made the lentil?

Well, Somdev tempered the lentil...

but Badri cooked it.

- Salad-Salad... anyone for salads?

- I will take that.

Don't cook

breakfast for me anymore.

I can take care of myself.

You already work quite hard.

I can't take a risk.

What if you burn down my kitchen?

I am not that stupid.

- I can even operate the microwave now.

- Wow!

- You're such a genius.

- Yeah, I am.

So Mr. Microwave,

can you please pass me the sugar.

Just a minute.

Yes, Badri, is everything alright?

How do I switch on your microwave?

Press the 'start' button.

Press the 'start' button.

There are so many buttons,

which one do I press?

The black one on the bottom right.

Black one on the bottom right,

it's also written there.

It's in Chinese and English.

- It's on.. It's on, Badri.

- It's on.

Actually,

I have a different brand back home.

Yes, of course...

Stop lying... I know it's

your first time using a microwave.

Now hang up, bye-

Look at it moving round and round..

- Just get the food.

Sorry...

She's here.

"All portable electronic devices

must be kept in flight-safe mode."

All..-...

Come in.

I hope I didn't disturb you.

Are you studying?

Let me see.

I've been observing

that you study really hard.

But do you understand any of it?

I mean, when children study...

In fact, when I used to study

my brother would test me.

So... are how much

of this you remember.

Do you want me to test you?

You are going test me?

I just recently in

In a plane, and...

saw everything they did... you know,

when the plane loses its mental balance...

That's not mental balance

Whatever it is?

- When that happens..

- Yes, I know-I know...

Show me...

In case of decompression oxygen

masks will automatically drop...

from the compartments above.

Pull the mask down sharply

to activate the flow of oxygen.

How was it?

The other day you brought

a gift for me, so...

Take a look.

It's a 'Kamino'!

- What?

- China's...

Kamino... It's a really nice dress,

worn by those people.

- Kimono.

- What it's called.

Wear it.

Wow... it's got a seat belt,

this goes here and this one here...

Double up.

I got shoes for you,

and you got me this.

- You didn't like it?

- Of course I did...

I meant... l only got you a pair

of shoes, and you got this for me!

I knew you would like it.

- Very nice.

- It's so nice.

Aunty...?

Aunty, you have been

drying a lot of clothes?

When will it be my turn?

I want to dry my clothes as well.?

I'm not from your town,

I can't understand what you are saying.

Badri, what are you doing

Everyone's waiting outside.

I want to dry my clothes too...

but she's got a whole

pile of clothes.

I don't understand... l no.

- Who wears so many clothes?

- Badri...? No-no-no...

- You can dry your clothes at night.

- Did she abused me?

- Thank you, ma'am. We're sorry.

- I am leaving.

It's better system in Jhansi.

Just hang your clothes to

dry outside in the sun.

Bye, aunty.

- Yes, brother.

- It's me.

Yes, father.

You went to Singapore

and didn't tell me?

- I was going to tell you, but..

- You don't even call.

Did you find that girl?

No...

That's enough... come back.

Yes... l am coming back... really soon.

- Badri, who is it?

- Badri...

Badri.

Where is he? We're getting late.

He's been in the bathroom

for over 30 minutes.

Badri...

- I'm looking like a clown, right?

- Yes.

You're looking really cute.

Let's go.

Silk Air welcomes the

families of all cabin crew.

Now we want you to observe

the door evacuation drill.

Brace... Bend down!

Head down!

Stay down! Stay down!

Open seat belt!

Open seat belt!

Move... come this way, come this way.

Inflate life vest!

Jump.

Jump!

Good job.

What happened, Badri? Why are you sad?

It's nothing.

Missing your mom?

No... my sister-in-law.

Looking at you, I realized that...

even she could have achieved a lot.

Honestly, Vaidehi.

Kritika would've been really

proud to see you like this.

Do you miss her?

A lot.

But I don't have the

courage to talk to her.

But I do.

Here, talk to her.

- Huh!

- Talk to your sister.

- Hello.

- How are you?

Kritika!

Kritika, sorry.

Stop wasting your time apologizing.

We're talking after such a long time.

- Where are you?

- London... with Bhushan.

We're here for a function.

Wow... you're in London.

Even you made it to Singapore.

Vaidehi.

Vaidehi, It's Bhushan...

Hello, Bhushan... how are you?

I am fine...

You and Badri have cheated me...

you told me that

she is naive and innocent.

But she's taken

charge of the entire family.

She's even made my father retire.

Now we two travel around the globe...

conducting religious

functions together.

Has Kritika been singing

too in the programs?

When she does...

we will all have to retire.

I am hanging up now,

international calls are expensive.

I will call you later.

Kritika, I love you.

I love you too.

Thank you, Sergeant, thanks a lot.

Sergeant...

Sergeant...

Does he want to stay here.

He likes this country.

'Weddings-in-a-snap.com'

Since you two got here...

you're either beating

people up or getting beaten up.

What is this?

This is your deportation paper.

They are sending you back.

Joking.

- This is your bail receipt.

- Who paid for it?

- Doesn't matter.

- No, but who paid for it?

Vaidehi.

Badrinath Bansal.

Somdev Mishra.

So-..shall we go?

- Let's go.

- Thank you, Sergeant.

- Finally, where were you?

- Sorry-sorry...

I went to collect my passport.

You got your passport?

Yes...

You won't have to sleep...

in my small hall anymore.

I get great sleep in that hall.

Show me your passport.

Badrinath Bansal.

Why are you laughing?

Why are you laughing?

- You look so stupid in your photo?

- Hello...

You don't look like

Deepika Padukone either.

- Everyone looks stupid in their passport photo?

- Yes.

It's my childhood photo.

Badri, will you go out with me today?

Alone?

Everyone will be there,

but let's go out together.

Let's party or something...

- So will you?

- Yes.

Yes, I will.

Okay, let's go.

Come on... Ladies first.

Now, give me my passport.

You won't get entry in the club.

I'll keep it.

- You look like a kid.

- And you look like an adult?

Yes.

Singapore...

Alright, so my new song

for all the Bollywood junkies...

and my friends from India.

Always keep smiling.

Don't ever be sad.

And what if I get sad?

Call me... I'll make you talk

with my wife and kids.

- Will you get married as soon as you go back?

- Yes..-...

There's a long list

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