Bajrangi Bhaijaan Page #5

...tomatoes, peas, even spinach..

It's filled with vegetables!

No no..

Uhm only vegetables...

What happened?

Is it because the girl's sick or something?

What happened, dear?

No no, she's just fine

Then are you sick?

Not at all...why?

Then why just vegetables?!

OK then..

Let her eat but just take my food away

Please just bring tea and

Paaratha bread instead

Hey Bilal..

If the bread is cold like yesterday

Then I'll turn you cold!

Got it?

Make it quick Munni, we

need to hurry out of here

You're pretty full now, huh Munni?

Look, we'll find your parents very soon.

Stop right there!

Stop!

Hey Munni...

Why did this fatso follow us here?

Where's the handcuffs?

Handcuffs!

What handcuffs?!

The ones you stole from my belt!

Why would handcuffs be

something worth stealing?

Find it in his bag...check his bag

Look!

Have a good look..

Do you see any in here?

Sir, there's none here

Check her bag.

What would a little girl

do with stolen handcuffs?!

Give it here, Muuni

Give it dear..

Here, have a GOOD look.

Tell me, do you see it?

What is your name?

Pawan.

Pawan!

Pawan what?

Pawan Kumar Chatravedi.

People call be Bajarangi out of love

Hrm...I won't call you that.

Are you an Indian?

Yes!

Show me your passport

I don't have a passport.

You don't have a passport?!

Then how did you scurry

your way into Pakistan?!

Under those wires...

UNDER THOSE WIRES?!?

Yes, but I came with permission!

I don't like lies ONE BIT!

I don't tell lies! I'm

Bajrang Baali's disciple!

You came into our country in the

midst of the night like a thief?!

Know who does something like this?!

You - A SPY!

I'm NO spy!

And Munni is Pakistani herself!

Pakistani..

Oh really?

She's Pakistani..

What is that?

He sees Indian Religious Necklace

Oh REALLY...she's Pakistani huh?

..And I'm Sachin Tendulkar.

Arrest him.

Take this scoundrel away!

Many people from all over the country

Are coming to make their holiday

Oh here he comes..come on man the

car is going to go out of the shot!

Come on man! Don't just hold the camera

- STOP them!

Brother go from there!

The train will get away!

Man you're SUCH a SELFISH guy...

Go from right over there man!

What are you doing ma'am! One

minute...ugh the train will get away

What are you DOING?! Stop them man!

People are coming from all over

to celebrate the Fasting Holiday

This is Chand Nawab Chavra-

Look at this DUMBASS!

Look right infront of us!

Hey! You're standing right in the way, SO?

Then understand our situation!

Ahmad, you're wasting

your time here blabbing!

The police just caught an

Indian spy over there!

Indian spy?

Where?

At Bilal's restaurant!

They're taking him to the police station

Let's go, go go! This is primetime news

Did Pawan call you?

-No

He'll call.

He should have boarded her

on the train by now surely!

Didn't you ask him to call

from Wagah when he got there?

I said that, yeah

He must have forgotten

Heh - You should've

phoned him yourself then!

Amid sir - I've reached the police

station please come here soon.

Hello there!

Tell us about your mission.

Mission?

Yes - I came here with permission

No, tell me everything you

can from the beginning

Uhh..How did you enter Pakistan?

From under the wires

So how much are you being paid

for this dangerous mission?

Money??

Why would I get money?

It was my choice.

Ah-ha so you're a patriot?

What?

Dude, what what do you call them?

Ah right! A revolutionary!

I don't understand...

Don't understand what?

Okay then what is the little girl's role

in this mission? Film the kid!

Munni is the reason...

That's enough! That's enough!

Go from here - go!

Come to the front.

Hurry up. Hurry up

As you've seen in our exclusive footage..

An Indian spy and his partner in crime,

a 5/6 year old partner!

They've just been arrested at Chawla.

The girl's training

is so hard and fierce - she

has not uttered a word!

Signing off with cameraman Kamil Yousef,

Chand Nawab Chavwra!

Should we take it once more?

No, it was OK.

Turn it off, turn it off

It's an Indian SIM card!

What happened, dear?

His phone's switched off.

Sir I've taken a jaw dropping interview

About an Indian spy.

I swear this'll make your news channel

Pakistan's No. 1 channel sir!

Sir its Chand Nawab.

Says he has interviewed some

Indian spy.

What nonsense..

Tell him I'm not here.

Samsher sir is not here.

-Oh no!

This is quite a problem.

Ok then can you please

ask him to call me urgently.

I'll have the finished

report by then.

Hello!

Hello!

What's your purpose in coming to Pakistan?

I've told you SO many times..

I'm here to take Munni

to her parents.

If you keep lying, you will

never see daylight again!

I NEVER lie.

Hey! Where are you going?

What happened Munni?

You know that place?

You live there!?

This is Munni's town!

What's all this nonsense?

Oy Sir! We found it sir!

We found Munni's home!

What is this drama?

What is your name?

Sir - she can't speak.

Can't speak?

Why?

Does she not have a tongue

in that mouth of hers?

Let me see.

Show me.

Open your mouth.

According to our sources..

The Indian spy is under STRICT security

Word has been said that he'll be

shifted STRAIGHT to Islamabad.

Why are you shifting, MAN?!?

Look behind you.

Oy! Hurry up.

The camera's in my hand!

How will you shoot?!

He's taking the bus..

Go, go, go, go! Hit the pedal man!

I'll spy on this spy.

My bike is faster, where are you going?!

Ticket?

Safe Muuni...we're safe

Hello.

This is Chand Nawab

from Chawla.

That Indian spy

is in the bus.

Which bus?

In this bus..

Right in front of me!

Leave quickly sir!

What bus is it idiot?!

Its on Alipur's road sir!

Ticket?

Do you know this place?

What kind of a joke is this brother?

Just tell it straight:

where do you want to go?

This sweet child is from Pakistan..

Don't know how

she reached India.

..all alone..

..her parents might

have lost her.

She can't speak.

But she recognizes this place.

I believe she is from

somewhere here.

You came from India?

Yes.

How?

You know that border..right?

..that fence.. I crawled from under it.

..but with permission.

You came all this way from India....

Just to find this girl's Mom and Dad?!

Yes.. Why?

That's amazing..

If only we had more like you in

both our countries..

What a beautiful world would that be, no?

Show me the picture.

Sir that..

Stop stammering! What the hell did you do?

He ran away, sir!

What!

Anybody recognize this place?

Have a good look..

Brother..

No.

There!

That should be it.. Hurry!!

Over there..!!

What happened sir!?

A man..

with a brown sweater boarded

this bus with a little girl.

No sir..there's no two people

like that who boarded this bus

Has ANY of you..

seen a man

and a little girl?!

No sir, we haven't seen them!

Sir that Chand Nawab told

me that it was this bus..

Sir..

That was doing this gesture..

showing that her home..

was in one of those pictures.

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