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Synopsis: In a world of Bal-27s, Crappy Futuristic Weapons, and a weirdly overpowered LMG-type SMG called the ASM1, A man loses everything, but Kevin Spacey gives him the chance of a lifetime (no, not to be assaulted) to bring everything back. However, As Kevin begins Random World War That Was Already Done In Modern Warfare One, Two, and Three: Kitty Stompers, We'll have to get the m16s, ak-12s, and EM1s to fight off the IMRS, ASM1s, and Bal-27s in this spoof of AW.
Year:
2014
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JACK MITCHELL:

Like Advanced Warfare 2 isn't already a sure thing!

MITCHELL edges his KNIFE closer.

JONATHAN IRONS:

Mitchell, I gave you something to believe in! Also an arm!

JACK MITCHELL:

Oh right, my arm! That's much more symbolic!

MITCHELL uses the KNIFE to CUT OFF HIS ARM, which sends IRONS PLUMMETING INTO THE FIRE.

JONATHAN IRONS:

Up yours, the Hague!

(Dies)

JACK MITCHELL:

Well, I'm stumped.

JOKER:

Hahaaah! Up high!

As the CREDITS ROLL, INFINITY WARD and TREYARCH start SWEATING BULLETS as they scramble to BOOK BIG CELEBRITY NAMES and find ways to WORK DOUBLE JUMP INTO MULTIPLAYER.

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