Balls to the Wall

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Hi, I'm Lewis Gardner.

Ben is my best friend Camelina

since the eighth grade.

People always thought Ben

cowardly way ...

but not when

really got the bug.

Young lady, where do you go?

Come here.

WOMEN'S CLUB

What would you do for love?

Some guys buy flowers,

others buy jewelry.

Musician Tommy Lee's name tattooed

girlfriend on his instrument.

Ben?

He dances all night long.

What is very different from today

extremely boring in our work.

In Worldtec Worldwide

on the beautiful San Fernando Valley.

Eight hours a day

Hell on earth.

Find anything?

Only some spyware ...

M43 trojan program ...

some pop-ups ...

Wow!

Some pictures of the naked man's wife.

How wonderful! She is sexy as a

large piece of cottage cheese, man.

- This will work on emails.

- You did not say that.

But I will get to you.

Happy hour later?

No, I have to do some things

with Rachel.

You are excusing myself every day, man.

What is happening?

It offers snacks for 50 cents

and drink for two dollars?

Not for nothing, but I thought

on how it goes when you're married?

I will tell you, I will be the

sad and lonely guy behind the bar.

But you, you will be like a dog

on a leash, a perfect stooge.

Camelina!

Yes?

Sadie is waiting.

Okay.

Ben was a talented guy.

He had goals, dreams, desires.

But along the way, something ...

Something went wrong.

Sadie made the "geek"? He?

Break off a little.

Knead.

Sadie is leaving

eating grass again?

No, I would not,

Miss. Watson.

Good.

Now get outta here.

They say that pain and suffering

form great artists.

If this is true,

Ben would be a Picasso.

Always drawing cute things

for his girlfriend Rachel.

And your drawings?

You never drew.

I drew a thing today.

It's my boss.

Here you are.

He saw the pentagram?

Represents the third chakra and that it

my blood is dripping from her teeth.

Now a bit of family history

of Camelinas.

Ben was eight

when his father left.

His mother faced the change

very well.

Say, after wasting

ten years with that old ...

she was determined to make

for lost time.

Ben!

- This is the uncle range.

- That's right.

It rhymes with "bed".

That's where we go.

Almost every night, there appeared some new

male member of the family of Ben ...

in your home.

Had Uncle Adam.

Uncle Andy.

Uncle Arthur.

Uncle Al

Uncle Antoine.

And the bizarre pirate homeless.

His mother had to find that several figures

the father would feel better ...

about the fact of not having a father

of truth.

But what counts is the intention,

is not it?

Ben said that most of them

was pretty cool.

Although some have left the house

the smell of coconut oil body.

But none has changed the lives of Ben,

as did Uncle Sven.

You know what, Bill?

Ben.

Whatever.

Let me give you some advice.

If you want to attract the kiddies, the track

dance is the perfect place for that.

Nothing is more provocative than

a nice ass in action.

Got it?

But I'm allergic to cats, Uncle Sven.

Let it go.

You will return the panties

my mother?

Probably not.

Uncle Sven's words haunted

their dreams.

And they could not stop thinking

that bow tie.

Sven!

Okay, he did not understand right

what Uncle Sven was saying.

But that would change one day.

- Hi, love.

- Hi

I brought your favorite wine.

- And more brides porn magazines.

- Legal.

Ben, this is Clarissa, organizer

wedding of Kingsley Estates.

Hi, very pleased.

- Come, sit here.

- What did I miss?

The Clarissa was telling me the party

in the Rose Garden.

Rose Garden?

What a perfect!

It would be perfect.

Already chosen the date?

Preferably in July this year.

Unfortunately, there is no day

available for the next year.

Unless ...

Just be a cancellation!

For three months from now, actually.

What lucky.

The day is ours.

I think we should know

the first place.

Do not think it would be a good idea?

But someone may take that day

between now and the day of his visit.

You do not want this, Ben.

We do not want this, Ben.

So, you can dial.

Thank you, dear.

Well, what would it cost?

The Rose Garden takes a minimum of

two hundred guests, so ...

I hope you have many friends.

As long as suppliers, 18%

the service, taxes ...

I would say ...

49 000, $ 998.

It is possible, is not it?

It is less than 50 000.

Is not it?

Will win many miles ...

the credit card.

It is the Rose Garden.

The Rose Garden?

$ 50,000, wow!

How will you afford it, Ben?

I want to draw stories

comics.

You earn some money with it, is not it?

I'm kidding.

Would think something as important

the hands of a moron like you?

Of course I'll play the wedding.

Really?

Dad, thank you.

I do everything for my little girl e. ..

by the marriage of my little girl.

What will we play?

The marriage of Rachel.

All fifty thousand dollars.

That's it?

I easily spend twice that.

Good.

How so? What?

I said it would seek ice.

I got it.

It is on my own.

The ice does not pay, you idiot.

Why will not both?

It's funny how a person's life

can change in an instant.

That's exactly what happened to Ben

that night.

Thank you for offering to pay

marriage, Mr. Matthews.

You're welcome.

I always thought she would marry

with Cole.

But life is full of disappointments.

There is, Ben?

- So ...

- Why do we still have that photo?

Talk about your work.

I'm still in the department of T.I.,

still in Worldtec Worldwide.

What exactly does this company?

The company's mission is to seek

opportunities for growth and profit ...

in emerging markets, explore

new paradigms financial e. ..

I think I dozed off

in the middle of boring answer, Ben.

Thirty years ago

I am a financial consultant.

Ten hours a day,

five days a week.

I only see numbers.

Figures on numbers, numbers.

So I take almost half a bottle

of whiskey every night.

You know what helps me stay

drugs in the office?

It has open bar in the meeting room?

The notion of duty.

Of responsibility.

I had a family to support,

and soon you'll have yours.

Rachel is pregnant?

For God's sake, no.

I know you're young.

Must have a lot of crazy dreams ...

and think, "I will be in this job

my rock band until it succeeds. "

- I do not have ...

- Forget it!

99.9% of Americans kill themselves

working nine to five ...

five days a week

fifty weeks a year.

Why should you be different?

It would not be.

Exactly.

I'll wait in the car. Get some

lottery tickets in the output.

Okay.

BERNIE NILES,

BEWARE OF THE OWNER

Hi, Bernie.

- It's cleaner.

- Yes

Wait, listen,

let's see if I understand it, Matthews.

You already owe me two thousand dollars.

And now you want to catch

and borrow more?

50 000.

I thought,

as I have I owe you ...

What would be 50 000, is not it?

But you know what?

Your help would be welcome now.

- I am moving in the decor ...

- This here? Right.

- Just drag here. That's it.

- Ready.

I just need to cover that here.

What do we do?

This course?

That's it. Wow that side,

the corner as well.

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