Band Baaja Baaraat

Bands horns and revelry.

Ideas...

Plans...

Schemes...

There are loads and

loads of dreams...

And we have hatched

brilliant schemes.

Colourful dreams...

Quirky schemes.

There are loads and

loads of dreams...

And we have hatched

brilliant schemes.

Colourful dreams...

Quirky schemes.

Ideas...

Plans...

Schemes...

The plans are rooted deep,

though the path is steep.

You will realize the dream,

because you've got the scheme.

There are loads and

loads of dreams...

And we have hatched

brilliant schemes.

Ideas...

Plans...

Schemes.

We will tackle the future tomorrow.

We won't budge come joy or sorrow.

And if our

ambitions were to turn cold.

We'll warm them with

rising sun, lo and behold.

Tension is nothing more

than a wrinkle on the forehead.

It's the earnest smiles, that

resolve everything in the head.

Try it out, just try it

out... exploit the schemes.

There are loads and

loads of dreams...

And we have hatched

brilliant schemes.

Colourful dreams...

Quirky schemes.

There are loads and

loads of dreams...

And we have hatched

brilliant schemes.

Ideas...

Plans... Schemes.

What's this?

It's daal... move on.

Food first...

What do you think this is?

Horse sh*t! We pay

1200 per month...

Should I call the warden?

Call him... and ask him to

bring us his biryani along.

Screaming at him won't get us

the biryani... give me your phone.

Use yours...

My outgoing has just been

barred by the phone company...

So thape? What does it look like?

Ok, biryani for

dinner has been fixed!

Ten rupees everyone... entry fee.

Oh, so it's our cash

and your party, bittoo.

Bittoo, you've started already?

We will eat as much as we can.

So thapa?

Out in 10 minutes...

Even the smell will not

be felt in 10 minutes.

It's a dance party, not a

wedding night with very few guests.

You'll get caught easily...

And I will lose my job.

It's just a job. Easy come easy go.

Please bittoo, just hurry up.

Minki and binny.

Bittoo boss.

Hey sunny, pan here dude.

Why are you posing

looking dull? Spice it up, man.

How are you doing buddy?

Looking like a rock star.

The plates are really small.

Excuse me... which

side are you from?

Why should I tell you?

One minute... please step aside.

Why should I?

Keep the plate here...

Call Mr. kochar.

Quickly. Aunty, please come

forward and serve yourself.

Please step aside, you

are blocking the way.

Who are you to put me aside?

Anu aunty's assistant... she

has organised this entire night...

And it's my duty to see

that no riff-raff eat here.

I am no riff-raff!

Who knows... we'll

find out right now.

Yes... tell me what happened.

Here is the bride's uncle.

Uncle, should I let him eat?

Is he from the groom's

side or the bride's?

From neither side.

I knew it! You are a riff-raff.

Who are you calling riff-raff?

Sunny! Come here.

Come here.

Tell them who I am.

We are both with the video team.

Really? I've not seen you around.

We work very quietly...

To not disturb the gentry.

It's all planning, uncle.

We thought we'd get dinner out of

the way before the dancing started.

We won't eat if you don't like.

In every wedding we are

treated with respect...

And offered food and she

is calling me riff-raff.

It's my duty. If we

run short of food...

Because riff-raff like

you have eaten it...

Uncle will question me, right?

Spit the anger out, and eat well.

Later you shoot well. Ok?

Yes, yes of course.

Sunny, you get the best shots.

Give them a plate and what

about the dancing? Get it started.

Sure! About to start.

Is there a leg piece?

Cheapster!

Ok everyone, come to the centre

please, let the dancing begin.

There won't be just songs

on this musical night...

There will be dancing and competing.

So will the bride's

team win or the groom's?

This will be decided once

their relatives join the dance.

Uncle, please start the dance,

you surely look like

you could break a leg!

Please come everyone.

I went shopping and bought a key.

Will groom's aunty

twist like Shakira with me?

I went shopping and

bought pizzas for me,

will bride's uncle

dance the disco with me?

The party rocks to the brim.

When uncle-aunty dance within.

The party rocks to the brim.

When uncle-aunty dance within.

The party rocks to the brim.

I went shopping

and I bought jewelry.

He chews betel... the

brother-in-law to be!

I went shopping and

bought a lock and key.

Look how she squirms,

the sister-in-law to be.

The party rocks to the brim.

When brother-sister dance within.

The party rocks to the brim.

When brother-sister dance within.

The party rocks to the brim.

I went shopping and...

Make no haste...

Hurry up dj, turn the

table and blast the base.

The party rocks when...

We do the hip hop...

The party rocks when...

Dj makes you dance.

The party rocks to the brim.

I went shopping and bought a mango.

Bride's mother perks up...

Starts to do the tango.

Bride's mother...

I went shopping

and bought some paddy.

He jumps at two for tango...

Here's groom's daddy...

The party rocks to the brim.

When mummy-daddy dance within.

The party rocks to the brim.

When mummy-daddy dance within.

The party rocks to the brim.

I went shopping and

bought a jacuzzi.

Hold the groove, and

do the boogie-woogie.

The party rocks to the brim.

When everyone does the

boogie-woogie within.

The party rocks to the brim.

When everyone does the

boogie-woogie within.

Hello, Mrs. aggarwal...

Good afternoon I say.

I am binny's uncle.

Just wanted to thank you

for last night's function.

It went well because you

worked hard and your assistant...

What was her name again?

Shruti... oh, yes.

Is it just shruti or ...?

Oh kakkar.

No, it's just that

some of our relatives...

Were enquiring about her last night.

Look at the irony, while she is busy in

arranging the weddings of others...

There are proposals coming for her.

Really?

Is there someone?

No... no it's correct.

Education is crucial,

she should complete her...

Graduation before getting married.

Besides, there is hardly any time

left for her to finish her education.

Which college is she in by the way?

Go, go, go... found her

classmates. Shruti kakkar has left.

She got onto the u-special bus just a

minute ago to go home... go, go, go.

Where does she stay? Janak puri.

Janak puri? She

must be an aunty-like!

Your aunty, not mine.

If you had been so

dedicated towards...

Your education you could

have topped your college.

Mikka, speed up...

Quit the lecture.

Look there... the bus...

Hurry up, what are you doing?

You will get us stuck, move out.

It's a traffic signal.

You expect me to fly?

The cop is standing right there.

Bittoo... have you lost it?

Hello...

You remember?

Me?

Riff-raff.

What do you want?

Nothing... just... for you...

It's a DVD of the dancing night.

Only your dance is on it.

Are you hitting on me?

Don't even try it...

I don't have time for

love and rubbish like that.

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