Bandits Page #9
It's not that difficult.
You walk in, you ask for the money,
you walk out.
Listen! I don't wanna rush you! But this would
probably be a good time to make your getaway.
Let's go! Come on!
Get away! Get away!
Let's go! Let's go! Put that down!
Come on! Go!
We're sorry! It's only cash...
Thank you!
Drive carefully!
Come on, let's go!
Dispatch! This is Lincoln 6!
We have an armed robber...
Is it not enough that every cop
in the Western States...
...along with every mouth breathing
reporter is on our ass?
You have to sabotage us
from within?
I didn't do it on purpose.
That's not the point.
The point is you're dangerous
and you're dense and you're stupid!
You're fired!
No way!
I quit!
- Harvey.
- Call it what you want!
He's right, you know?
I'm not a bank robber.
I'm a stunt man.
Besides, you don't need me!
You got Kate!
Are you sure?
Yeah...
I quit.
You could have put us back in jail,
Harvey!
I'm sorry, Joe!
Maybe I'll see you guys in Mexico.
Nice car.
It's not mine. I stole it.
What are you gonna do now?
Drive to Hollywood.
Yeah? Why?
I'm a stunt man.
Do you wanna come with me?
No.
- Hey, Terry?
- Yeah.
Remember what I told you about my
brother? The one with a brain tumor?
...who was always smelling
burning feathers?
It's emblazoned on my brain forever.
You know, he never quit.
Never gave up trying
right to the very end.
Hey, Joe!
I know just how he feels.
Good night, Joe.
You guys, you guys...
...I mean you've been together for
quite a while.
Do you consider yourselves
good friends, still?
Oh sure. Absolutely.
People say there's no honor
among thieves.
- Totally wrong!
Darren, it's like...
Lewis and Clark.
You got Lewis...
...he's stuck somewhere out there
in Africa...
...lost in the African wilderness.
And Clark...
Al Clark, I think his name was...
...he drops what he's doing
and goes to find him!
He goes to find Lewis.
And you know why?
Because of friendship. That's why!
For God's sake, Joe...
That was Stanley and Livingston.
Not Lewis and Clark.
You know, Lewis and Clark tried to find
the North-West passage...
...with the help of this statuesque
Indian maiden.
- But they were friends, OK?
- Of course they were.
He was asking us about friendship.
I'm sorry. You're right.
You're up!
I couldn't sleep.
I was thinking maybe that you and I
could go to this place...
Where's Joe?
He's asleep.
Sound asleep.
- Terry?
- He is. He's sound asleep.
If we could maybe come down to
this... bar down here...
...and maybe just sit there and have a
nightcap or something.
It's a little late, don't you think?
Oh, no! Gosh! Not at all!
He'll live. You know?
Act like it's the last most important
thing you'll ever do in your life.
Please?
- All right. I'll just get a coat.
- OK.
I love this song.
Actually, I never heard it before.
I have to press A1 on these things.
It's an obsessive-compulsive thing.
It's a pretty song, though.
I played it 6 times.
Just run away with me, Kate, please!
Just get in the car and we'll just
drive, and drive, and drive...
And then we'll stop at the perfect place, and
we'll stay there for as long as we want to...
...and then we'll get back in the car,
and then we'll drive, and drive...
...we'll find another perfect place.
I'm just...
...this is kind of sudden.
Isn't it?
This is crazy.
Well, not to me, it isn't.
I need a whisky.
Can I have a whisky, please?
Vodka, please, and a glass of milk.
Could you warm the milk?
I got a right side problem
of some sort.
God, I hope
I don't have a brain tumor.
Hi, Terry.
How is it going?
Hi, Joe.
What's going on?
Not much. Just...
You're here by yourself?
You're OK?
I'm having trouble
feeling my lips a little.
- They're not numb, are they?
- A little bit numb.
Oh, boy!
- Joe!
- Hi.
I thought you were asleep.
Yeah. I was asleep.
He woke up.
Anybody wanna dance?
No. I don't think so.
- Why don't you dance with Kate?
- No. Not me.
No, go ahead.
I'm not really a dancer, you know.
Come on, you're a big dancer.
- Dance with her.
- I don't feel my arm.
I'd rather not, Kate.
Kate's got her dancing clothes on.
I just wanna sit...
Come on, get over there...
You're all right?
You kids, have fun.
- Terry, you're odd.
- No. Just fine.
You're kind of tilt?
Yeah, well just a momentary...
Actually, I'm very, very
light on my feet.
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
I'm a... pretty good dancer.
Looking good, Terry.
That's a pretty song.
Come on, dance with me, Kate.
us some dinner.
- Happy?
- What, honey?
Mind if I cut in?
Yeah, sure.
I've lost the beat.
Don't you think we should...
No, no! He'll be fine.
Just take a little rest.
You guys go right ahead...
Dance with me.
Run away with me, Kate.
We can get in the car and just drive,
and drive, and drive.
Hm? That is a great idea.
What about Mexico?
Mexico will wait.
What about Terry?
Terry will just have to wait, too.
I am so confused.
In what way?
In every possible way.
Just come on outside with me
for a minute. Come on.
I've got a hot milk.
What?
I've got Terry some hot milk.
I'll just get him a hot milk.
I'll go check on Terry.
You're all right?
I've got you some milk.
Will help you sleep.
I'm lactose intolerant.
You're what?
Lactose intolerant.
You're lactose intolerant?
Severe diarrhea.
Severe diarr...
Right.
I'll just be outside,
here on the porch.
Do you smell burning feathers?
Burning feathers?
Joe's older brother, Albert.
He had a brain tumor.
Joe doesn't have an older brother.
I have no right side.
No right side?
Is that what Joe told you?
Can you feel this?
Oh! Yes, I feel that!
It hurt.
Joe does not have a brother?
- No brother.
- Albert?
No Albert.
So the burning feathers was a lie.
You're sure?
Positive.
Where is Joe?
Outside.
Joe, I've been thinking.
Yeah, me too.
I've been thinking that I don't have a
brain tumor because you never had a brother.
And I can walk, too.
Did you notice that, Joe?
Look at me. I'm walking.
I'm walking around you.
You see?
Never cheat a pal!
Never cheat a pal.
- Isn't that what you always said?
- You cheated me first!
I did not! Did not!
You cheated me first!
- Yes, you did!
- Bullshit!
What about Paradise?
I don't give a damn about Paradise.
- I'm out of here.
- Well, guess what? Me, too.
Ok? Happy?
You won't make it a week without me
and you know it.
I will with Kate.
Over my dead body!
That hurt! Shithead!
You bit me!
Stop it!
You hit me!
Just stop it!?
Oh, God. This is over!
Not till somebody is
either dead or in a coma.
And I hope it's him!
No, I'm talking about us.
I won't let you do this to each other.
I just... I can't.
I'd rather see you in prison.
At least there you'll be safe
from each other.
And yes, I'm aware that this is
entirely my own fault.
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