Bangistan Page #5

Come Bholu... Rosie is dying to meet us...

The Eid feast is coming up...

This lamb will be sacrificed in vain.

The Quran asks us to sacrifice something dear our heart...

To understand the true meaning of loss.

That's a real sacrifice.

But these ignorant people just buy a lamb and eat it on Eid.

It's cruel.

It was me.

You talkin' to me?

Who you talkin' to?

Me?

Well, there's no one else here...

You talkin' to me?

Me?

Don't worry Bholu...

I'll destroy our common enemies with this bomb.

There... You're Hindu now.

At least you'll find the right heaven now.

Eid Mubarak, friend!

Oh no...

It's Eid today!

Bro...

Take Bholu, they are here to kill him!

Salaam Alaikum!

Allahrakha, you look great today!

Hale and hearty... You've settled in well!

Come let's hug... Eid Mubarak!

Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak!

I can't see our lamb anywhere...

Have you eaten him by yourself?

My friends...

The lamb has gone up.

What?

It went up? Up to heaven?

Ya Allah!

The lamb was of a royal lineage!

What will we do now?

It's all Allah's will...

Ya Allah! Ya Allah!

What a miracle!

We only shed a few tears and Allah sent us a lamb!

Subhanallah! Subhanallah!

Friends!

What kind of lamb is this? It has a mark on the head.

The Hindu upstairs has converted it!

This infidel lamb cannot stay here... Get out!

Get out!

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Ah I've found you, Sir.

Everyone is waiting for you at dinner... Come...

Idiots, hugging away as if I were a bridegroom...

If it weren't for the feast I'd have blown all of them up!

A real Eid celebration.

The sumptuous feast saved them this time...

Ishwarchand...

Ishwarchand!

Ishwarchand!

Where are you?

Where did he go?

I can feel the presence of God here...

Bobbitsky... Bomb?

Must've been Tamim...

This...

How did you...

You great big hidden gem!

I know your secret...

I'm here for the same reason! I have a bomb too.

Here.. my bomb's formula!

Frock... Chocolate... Doll... Pizza...?

Not that, that's my niece's shopping list...

Come, I'll show you my bomb.

So...

So you and I are on the same side!

All this acting was unnecessary.

You turned out to be one of us!

You... Me...

We're both on the same side!

You scared me... But now you know everything...

Say no more! I've understood everything.

Like the two of us...

We want the people of the world to unite.

We have invited all major religious leaders...

To the 13th World Religions' Conference.

Hello... Hi Rosie!

You... For you... Cheers.

Allahrakha... This is alcohol.

So what?

It is forbidden in our faith.

It is allowed in her faith... It is a holy offering in Christianity.

I'm not Christian.

But... Isn't Rosie a Christian name?

What's in a name?

Allah himself resides in his name are you're asking what's in a name?

Immediately, one knows that this man is Muslim.

Er.. Just like Ishwarchand is Hindu...

I have no religion.

What? No Religion?

How can one live without faith?

All religions say the same thing.

Be a good person.

I try to do that at all times anyway.

So where's the need for religion?

I'm happy... Isn't that enough?

Anyway...

Have a drink with me. It's my parents' anniversary.

Oh... Let's go meet them!

They aren't here.

You've hurt her feelings. You're so stubborn sometimes.

There's only two days left anyway...

She takes such good care of us...

Even the Almighty would forgive a few sips.

There's only two days left anyway...

My friend.

Sure?

Come on guys... Let's go!

Here we go to party tonight...

And forget all our worries.

All of us have the right to a hangover.

Saturday night, full tight.

A mix of fun and intoxication.

The end of all our worries.

All of us have the right to a hangover.

Saturday night, full tight.

Paro or Devdas, logic or nonsense

Monday or Friday, normal or dry day

Boring or awesome, serious or carefree...

Life need not be black or white.

A mix of fun and intoxication.

The end of all our worries.

All of us have the right to a hangover.

Saturday night, full tight.

From cycle to metro, or modern to retro...

From gloomy to glitter, snail mail to Twitter...

From uncle to aunty, portrait to selfie...

Take the voyage of dreams; Saturday night, full tight!

A mix of fun and intoxication.

The end of all our worries.

All of us have the right to a hangover.

Saturday night, full tight.

A mix of fun and intoxication.

The end of all our worries.

All of us have the right to a hangover.

Saturday night, full tight.

This what you call a hangover.

If I may say so...

Green is a completely useless colour.

Have some green tea.

Let this be. What we drank last night was a lot more fun.

Last night was fun. No more such nights, though.

Last night was the last chance.

We'll never see Rosie again either.

Can I ask you a question? Heaven will be fun, right?

Yes, of course...

It must be...

Is there no guarantee?

Not in the scriptures.

Never mind the scriptures. They don't preach violence either.

So then why are we...

The elders have taught us this. It must be right.

But the elders didn't say why the Almighty is so complicated.

Why not let us enjoy life on Earth?

Maybe last night was the Almighty's will as well?

Just that He gave us a short time.

Only just showed us these pleasures... And quickly summoned us to Him.

Don't be disheartened...

Maybe He has summoned just me?

You stay here. I will blow myself up.

No no, I will blow myself up. You should stay here.

So you can be with Rosie.

That sentiment is enough for me. I'll blow myself up.

I can't let you do that. I'll blow myself up.

I have to go to heaven!

I have to go to heaven too!

Heaven awaits me! It awaits me too!

Stop saying 'jannat' for heaven! That word is used only by Muslims.

Why not? After all, we are both Muslim.

Your mom might be a Muslim, idiot!

Yes... My mom and dad are Muslim. My whole family is.

Like you, Allahrakha.

To hell with Allahrakha! A beard does not make me a Muslim.

I am a Hindu! My name is Praveen Chaturvedi!

And my name is Hafeez bin Ali!

Traitor!

You betrayed me!

It is you who has betrayed me!

I considered you a brother! Me too!

You people cannot be trusted!

Let me see how you blow yourself up...

This green colour... I should have known!

Put that down. You want me to?

Put that down!

Make me!

I'm going to destroy your bomb...

Leave the bomb... Leave it!

I'll send you to heaven!

Not one single scratch.

The terror suspects have been apprehended...

Two Bangistani youths are said to be involved...

Ishwarchand Sharma and Allahrakha Khan.

They have been arrested...

But are recovering at Mercy West Hospital...

before they are brought to trial.

Let's go. Let's go.

There are others here too. Are you mad?

Those two are mad.

Bombed the place. Terrorists.

How do you know they are terrorists?

The bomb didn't go off on it's own.

You don't know anything about terrorists.

But I do know those two.

Excuse me!

Willie!

Willie, listen to me!

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