Bank Chor Page #2

...then why are you doing all this?

Need a bypass surgery.

At such a young age?

Cut down on oil and butter,

you'll be fine.

NOT ME! My dad needs a bypass.

First one?

I'll explain later.

Excuse me'?

Yes, ma'am?

What plans do you have for people

who want to use the toilet?

Oi, take her to the loo!

Excuse me.

At least don't lock us in that room...

...its under construction,

we'll suffocate.

Mr. Manager, you're not going

anywhere for sure...

What do you mean?

Where's the safe?

I think Deepak Tijori will really be

hiccupping today, bro.

Oi, what is this nonsense?

Move.

This... we can't take this.

Bappa's here.

This is Bappa's money.

We can't take this at all.

God! GOOOOD!

Bappa'S money.

Bro, this is not Bappa, this is Bappi.

Look at this.

Not that, look at this. Bappa.

Bappa.

Oye! Bappa doesn't visit US.

Let's rock it, Gende!

No no no, please don't.

God god god.

Son!

Should I go in instead?

I'll check it out sir, you wait here.

What are you doing?

Don't, don't, don't.

Bro, where we come from,

this is how WE welcome guests.

Sakharam! Please take your time.

It's only an alarm that's gone off.

COPPER! Oi Copper!

Here, we call them just "cops."

Oi, COP! Oi cop!

Hey!

" Yes?

- Is the bank being robbed?

- Who told you that?

We received a complaint sometime back.

Oh. Ok.

OH!

Bang.

Bang.

Oi, stop it!

Sir, sir, he has a gun. Sir.

Sir, he has a gun sir!

Hello, control room.

Bank of Indians has been

taken over by robbers.

Scared him!

God, god, god, god, god.

Swear on God and tell me...

...you guys have pulled

off a robber earlier, right?

RIGHT?

Save me God!

God, god, god, god, god!

Save me.

What happened

Maharashtrian Usain Bolt?

Now watch what happens...

son!

Come!

Why did you lie to me about

the button it wasn't for Wi-Fi.

Why did you do that?

This bank has been kidnapped.

Sir, he has a gun!

Hello control room.

Bank of Indians has been

taken over by robbers.

As you can see'

even the police is unaware of what's

exactly happening here, right now.

- Thank you! - Sir, we just

need to finish this byte...

Get going, now stop this.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello!

Hel-

Hello!

Whoever you are...

...the police has you surrounded

from all 4 sides.

But there are only 3 sides.

The 4th side is a gutter.

What rubbish, the police here

is also melodramatic.

Now he'll say:
This is a warning.

This is a warning.

Don't try to run.

Or we'll shoot.

Constable!

Arrest him!

Stop standing around,

go, stop the media.

As you can see...

...the case has taken

a very serious turn.

CBI Special Branch

officer Amjad Khan...

...has just arrived

at the crime scene.

Amjad is a brave officer,

from the IPS batch of 2001.

Recipient of multiple

police medals...

...and a bravery award.

Before joining the IPS,

Amjad was in the Para Commando

wing of the Indian army.

But the question that arises is

what is Amjad Khan doing...

...at a simple Bank robbery scene?

Will human rights violation be a topic

of discussion with his arrival?

Is there a link between this robber...

...and the other sensational

robberies across the city?

Stay tuned!

What are you looking around for...

go stop the media.

There, behind.

Hey, what's he doing?

Why is he going ahead?

He can't go inside.

You? Here'?

That's weird...

...first you invite me yourself

and then act surprised?

Anyway...

Tell me something.

Are you hereto rob a bank

or for a visit to the zoo?

You've tagged along

an elephant and a horse.

Stop all of this.

This is way beyond you.

See, you still have time.

Just come out quietly and

I'll get you a special offer.

Now you'll wonder, "on what?"

Ask me, on what?

On... what?

On getting your butt kicked.

- Your...

- Name?

Khan.

Amjad Khan.

How many people do you have?

I mean, I have a lot of people.

- Hostages.

- Stop. I know what you'll say next.

You want us to give

you an exit route...

...because you have hostages, right?

- Right.

- Wrong!

We have a population of 120 crore.

Losing a few 100 makes

no difference whatsoever.

But right outside you have...

Media? Yeah, they'll cover

it for a couple of days...

...breaking news, etc.

But soon they'll get busy

covering the next...

...lndia-Pakistan cricket match.

Last time the 3 of you had escaped...

...but this time I'm here.

Not only do I break

a criminal's bones...

...but also their courage.

You know...

I LIKE to crush their spirit.

First, I'll hang the 3 of you

upside down...

...and soon as your blood rushes

to your head and starts boiling.

I'll lay you down on a bed of ice,

you know, to cool you down.

And then when you start to shiver...

...again I'll use a tyre

to hang you by your feet.

O sir sir sir sir, we are robbers

not a thermos flask for you...

...to play hot-cold-hot-cold with us.

Nice, you've got a tongue

in your mouth?

- Yeah and a sharp brain

in my skull too! - Really?

We are really smart robbers...

...and we know exactly

what we're doing.

And one more thing,

we also have guns!

Then pull it out.

And fire!

It's a gun, not my tongue

to just stick it out anytime.

But don't worry, at the right time,

my tongue will be silent...

...and my gun will do

all the talking!

I'm giving you one hour.

After that, neither your gun,

nor your tongue will fire.

Once this deadline expires, boy...

...so will you.

One hour!

Oh, he's out.

This operation will be over

very soon.

I have a man, undercover,

inside the bank already.

Thank you!

A holy man, an elephant, a horse...

...and now an undercover cop.

What exactly they're up to inside

the Bank of Indians right now.

Cup?

" Dad?

Zee News, with your own

Gayatri Ganguly.

Police? Who could it be'?

There is a cop here?

Dad, who do you think it is'?

Oh. It's not me guys,

I'm just a rapper.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

First came Anna,

then Tejriwal as glue!

At this age, you should

be chanting instead of rapping!

At it since morning.

Shameless fellow.

- No ma'am, I was just...

- Oh shut up!

Sir, why are you just sitting there?

Please do something.

He's the one being talked about

on the news.

But, how do you know its him?

When he came to the bank

this morning...

...we deposited his government

issued gun with security.

According to Google,

the Geneva Convention...

...has disallowed human torture

using tyres and all that.

Gende! There's no need

to be scared now.

Dude, when Amjad Khan whoops us...

...he won't be checking Google.

And your backside?

He'll make it Micro-Soft, get it?

So why haven't you done

anything yet?

And what is your plan?

There's so many of us

and they're just 3 idiots.

Come on guys,

we can really overpower them.

Shut up Mukesh, just shut up.

Why?

Are you an astrologer?

No, I manufacture bottlecaps.

Why get so sarcastic?

I swear! Didn't I tell you

I'll explain later?

You're done, right?

Then stand here!

(Reporter on TV) Amjad Khan

is talking to the press right now.

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