Bank Chor Page #8

I'm only going soft on you,

because your dad's been shot.

Shut up!

You shut up!

Bloody lying manager.

You have no right to speak

when you have no wi-fi in your bank.

And don't you say

a word against Delhi.

Your Mumbai smells of rotten fish!

Want to eat gol gappas,

go to the sea.

Want to take your girl around,

go to the sea.

Need to take a dump?

Go to the sea!

If you love the bloody sea

so much...

...why don't you all become

mermaids, idiots!

Even the bloody rich live

like the poor here.

Everyone can afford

to buy a Mercedes...

...but there are no roads

to drive it!

How will we have the street?

Our share of taxes is swallowed

by you people!

- Teach him a lesson!

- SHUT UP!

Please, shut up!

I know everyone is worried, angry.

It's okay.

But now is not the time

to turn against one another.

Just shut up! Stop with all your

peace preaching nonsense!

We're all in here because of you!

Exactly!

These jobless people,

whenever they want money

they come and loot a bank!

Sir, I'm not fond of being a thief.

If I weren't in this circumstance,

I wouldn't have robbed a bank.

Oye! It's not circumstances

that make a thief...

...it's his intentions.

Brother.

If you were in my place,

what would you have done?

I am a middle-class man.

Even I had a dream.

I wanted to start

a bottle caps factory.

I took a loan for that.

From this bank itself.

With my house as mortgage.

First there was delay

in getting the loan...

...and then there was delay

in the clearance of the loan.

Then delay from the builders,

delay from the politicians...

...delay after delay after delay!

In the middle of all of this...

I couldn't even pay

the EMI to the bank.

And now the bank wants your house?

One minute. What about your

father's bypass surgery? Huh?

Your reasons keep changing!

Mom dad don't even know...

...that I have given our house

as mortgage.

All of this...

All of this is because of me.

I swear to God,

I won't let anyone get hurt.

I will get everyone out safely.

Look,

given how things have escalated,

I may have an idea.

Dual sim.

Dual sim as in,

one phone and two sims.

Tch tch.

Dual sim as in two phones.

Look bro,

look at what my brother is saying,

didn't I always say?

What were you hiding

this for till now?

This is my Delhi number.

It's on roaming.

Obviously.

Sir, phone.

Champak. Champak!

Yes, Champak.

Sir, God promise...

You didn't pull the trigger, right?

I know.

You were pointing the gun to

yourself and roaming around.

Guns and bullets

aren't your cup of tea.

Keep talking.

I met Genda and Gulab

only two days ago.

They're both from Delhi...

...but very innocent, sir.

Man, it's on roaming!

Sir, we're stuck real bad, sir.

So who pulled the trigger, Champak?

Sir, there's another

thief here, Jugnu.

He's come here with his gang.

They're very dangerous.

They're after some drive.

C'mon ma'am, come that side.

Drive?

Alright. You...

...don't worry about the drive.

Just take care of the hostages

and yourself. Okay?

Sir, please get us out of here, sir.

Now that I've got the snake

out of his hole,

I will crush his head too.

But for that, I need your help.

Me'? How?

You tell him to ask

for a helicopter.

I'll take care of the rest.

Okay sir. GBMLR.

What'?

Ganpati Bappa Morya, Let's Rock!

Yes, yes. Ganpati Bappa Morya.

Champak!

Look, you surrender right now...

...and I can reduce the term

of your punishment.

If you kill me, they'll know

the thief is someone else.

Now that I've got the snake

out of his hole,

I will crush his head too.

No more steps, sir.

Now we want to fly.

I met Genda and Gulab

only two days ago.

They're very innocent, sir.

Sir, there's another thief here,

Jugnu.

He's here with his gang.

I know.

Hmm.

I wondered why Amjad Khan is here.

Jugnu, 3 times the amount is a lot.

This is plain blackmail.

Look, the longer you take,

the higher the price.

The thing is,

if I take this drive outside

and give it to the police...

I'll only be jailed...

...but your next few generations

will be screwed sir.

Jugnu, this drive belongs

to a reporter...

...who was plotting against us.

One day, as he was collecting

evidence against us...

...the poor guy fell off

his terrace.

And died.

By accident.

- Understand?

- You're absolutely right.

Everyone makes mistakes. Right?

Who was that man who lived

3 bungalows down your street?

Film Producer?

Now imagine, just like him

you're on your morning jog.

And suddenly...

...a coconut falls on your

shiny head. Thud!

Your brain starts

haemorrhaging instantly.

And in about 15 minutes, preparations

for your funeral would begin.

No one can be blamed for

this 'accident' now, can they?

Jugnu you'll get the money.

But first finish the job.

Where will we get our parcel?

Mr. Sharma.

Questions are asked by those

who have the upper hand.

This firefly of yours, Jugnu...

...has started glowing

a little too much, no'?

That's enough nonsense from him.

I will have to give the command...

...back to the police.

That shiny sparkling hero of yours?

Tell him...

...whatever he finds in the locker,

he should keep it with himself.

I'll take care of the rest.

- One more thing...

- Shh!

I will take care of it.

Me.

Balance is over?

Couldn't you have filled

a little more money in it?

Brother, give him

some water at least?

What are you doing?

This is how you call people

in Mumbai.

And this is what you do

to get a tight slap in Delhi.

Shhh!

If you'd recharged your phone...

...we could've at least finished

our conversation!

- What are you trying to say,

you moron? - Hey!

Shut up!

What are you trying to say,

you moron?

I am a cheapster?

You people from Faridabad,

refill empty shampoo bottles...

...with water over and

over again to use it.

Aye! I said shut up!

You people from Ghaziabad...

...put together leftover

pieces of soap...

...and use them after you poop!

Why...

...do you peep into my bathroom?

I'll tell you, I'll tell you

why I peep into your bathroom.

Bloody, I'll stuff shampoo in your...

I told you to shut up!

I'm bored out of my wits, sir.

The case is going to be

transferred from the CBI...

...back to the police shortly.

Get Jugnu out.

And what do I do with the money, sir?

I don't care about the money.

I want the drive. The drive!

And as soon as you get the drive,

just...

understand?

Oh, fake encounter?

Okay sir, no problem sir.

Now I'm gonna get you...

Give me the walkie,

give me the walkie!

Yes, sir!

- Delta 1.

- Yes, sir.

Get all the units to gate no. 1.

They're going to come out

of this gate.

Okay, sir.

Come on, move move everyone, move!

Hey!

I'm in charge here.

Were. Not anymore.

The command coming back to me,

anytime now.

And your hands will feel

quite empty.

Sakharam, get something cold

to keep sir's hands occupied.

Yes, yes sir, will get it right away.

A terrorist outfit,

Harqat-E-Lashkar...

...has claimed responsibility

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